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fag is my favourite slur |
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tranny is a close second |
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this guy called phaze fucking sucks |
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phaze go trolldier |
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it'll be so funny |
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do it |
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phaze you fucking whore |
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i ahte phaze!! |
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i aint talking to you bitch |
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does anyone have tickets to zootopia |
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its not a real place |
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what |
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no |
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remove medic from the game |
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this guy i dont fear doesn't have any hats |
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fuck that guy |
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no |
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!help |
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!votemelee |
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why did you name your original 'the original' |
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phaze are you an idiot |
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hi phaze |
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miss pawwwwwliinnggggggg |
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phaze would you have sex with yourself |
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phaze if everyone in the world was you how long would it be until there was a murder |
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phaze why have you spent 10k hours on this game and you're still so bad? |
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stick what is your opinion on anarcho-syndicalism |
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idk what that is |
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phaze why dont you spend 10k hours getting a girlfriend |
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he tried but he scared her off with the rocket jumping |
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'babe please have sex with me im so horny' phaze: 'no im playing jump_beef' |
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im on the tier 6 map jump_anime |
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anime anime anime anime |
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yayyyy |
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thats the saddest thing ive heard in a while |
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yayyyyyy |
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guys i think hes hacking |
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phaze why dont you play a good class |
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like spy |
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phaze has esp |
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call tfp admin |
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!calladmin |
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phaze how big yo dick |
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saysa |
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I saw Phaze at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want |
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to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. |
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He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” |
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I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his |
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hand shut in front of my face. |
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I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. |
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When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands |
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without paying. |
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The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” |
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At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. |
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When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individuall |
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“to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. |
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im telling you phaze is as cracked as he is jacked, i saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers & a 6 pack of bang ene |
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rgy. I asked what the diapers were for and he said “they are to contain my full power so i dont absolutely shit on these kids |
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” then he ctapped out the door |
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where robot gun get bullet shoots |
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how do i shoot air as masked ignition man?! |
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How do make patriot fly |
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how does triathlon winner get home run |
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How do flame-man use signal |
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As the australian longshoot man how do I throw apple juice |
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How to reprogram cannons with french businessman! |
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how eyeball shoot eyeballs!!! |
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how make u.s. marine go air force? |
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i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about phaze. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he |
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wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol |
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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Phazecraft! the series where I play Minecraft |
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this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say 'let's play' |
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I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot at this game. You're gonna see lots of fails |
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you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. |
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I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider! |
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what's up guys, phaze here, with another minecraft lets play video |
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hi phaze |