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ETF2L config (2016-01-26) loaded. |
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* Please check that the settings are correct for this game mode! |
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* You must record POV demos and take screenshots of all results. |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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You're not a martyr, you're just an idiot |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Maybe you should try something more on your level, like rock-paper-scissors. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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you hav no lyfe you cant evan play tf2 propaly |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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im hi rite now on ganj but im stil ownen u xD |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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if u want my cum bake ask ur mum LOL |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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butdocter prognoses: OWND |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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cry 2 ur dads dick forver noob |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Everyone who loves you is wrong. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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don't trip on your way into respawn |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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My blood is money |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Maybe you should try a single-player game. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Wait, wait, wait. Let me guess. It was lag, wasn't it? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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lol troled autismal faget |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Perhaps your strategy should include trying. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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LOL N3RD owned |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Tried Uploading this to pornhub...but they don't accept rape |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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'i love to drink sprems all day'- u |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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I hate idiots |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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are you watching porn or something i swear to god you're playing with one hand |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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crushd nerd do u want a baindaid for that LOL |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Feminists get more trigger time than you. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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lol rectal rekage ur so sh1t lol |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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The keys your looking for are Alt-F4 |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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ass states - [_] NOT REKT [X] REKT |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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you almost didn't die that time |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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lmao do u even try???? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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**PROTIP** Left click on enemies to kill them. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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are u slippan off ur chaire cos ur ass is bleeding so hard?? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Your kills are like all Valve franchises, stuck at 2 |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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u better get a towel for all ur tears faget |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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Why cant I win HL |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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you camp more than Bear Grylls |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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u got ass asassenated by me rofl |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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I can eat and I can drink |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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rofl my monitor is off and i'm playing via morse code and a complex system of ech0location |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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If life is like a box of chocolates, you're a fucking raisin |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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u wont shit agen thats how rekt ur ass is |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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i bet youre anus is sore from me ownen u LOL |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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hold on im loading my scripts for giving a shit |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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We're not the bugs |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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im gonna record a fragshow so i can watch me pwn u ova and ova LMAO |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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i almost feel sorry for you hahahaha |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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brb going to get my keyboard |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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lol why dont u play COD so i can own you there too |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You're lagging so hard you're still in 2015 |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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Wonder who will threaten to forfeit us to lend themselves some sense of self importance today |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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There are loads of tutorials online that will show you how to setup your mouse properly. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Bananas see more action than you |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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If your Mom's vagina was a video game it would be rated E for everyone |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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I don't get why people aren't LINING UP to scrim us. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You are why aliens wont talk to us. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Try not to trip on your skill level on the way out. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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how dose it feel to be owneded so hartd?? |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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My blood is money |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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rekt u lol another one for the fraghsow |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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if i was as bade as u i would kil myself |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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dont fell bad not ervry one can be goode |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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have you ever had a conversation where the other person wasn't just shaking their head in disappointment? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You must be so confused about the tiny people in your computer screen. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You have worse map awareness than Christopher fucking Columbus. |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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I hate idiots |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You're worth less than a Steam trading card |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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I'm jealous of people that don't know you. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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I'd rather fuck a bear trap than live a minute of your life |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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I'm surprised you even managed to get out of bed without hurting yourself |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Whats it like trying to play videogames without any arms? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Have you considered other hobbies? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Can someone set the bot difficulty at least to medium, please? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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I didn't know they let Stormtroopers play video games |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Go get your grandma.. maybe she can explain this level to you |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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I'd love to see things from your perspective, but I don't think I could shove my head that far up my ass. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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It's dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in a single sentence!!! |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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do u need some loob for ur butt so it doesnt hurt so much when i fuck u |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Do you need help? I ask cause the only way I can imagine you playing this bad, was if you had collapsed on your keyboard. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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spesciall delivary for CAPTEN BUTTHURT |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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wats wrong cant play wif ur dads dik in ur mouth???? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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maybe if u put down the cheseburgers u could kill me lol fat nerd |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Even Noah can't carry these animals |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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getting mad u virgan nerd?? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Don't worry guys, I'm a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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butt docta prognosis: buttfustrated |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You're so bad my aimbot took pity on you and missed. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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<<< OWEND U >>> |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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i think your sniping skills would fit in more with club penguin |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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if u were a fish you wuld be a sperm whael LOL |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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i hope your aim is better than your insults |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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>mfw i ownd u |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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rekt u noob *OWNED* |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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I have bowel movements that move faster than your thought process |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Shouldn't you be trying to put a round block in a square hole somewhere? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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ur gonna have 2 wear dipers now cos ur ass got SHREDED by me |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Stormtroopers aim better than you. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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y dont u take a short strole to the fagot store and buy some skills scrub |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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school3d by a 13yo lol u r rely bad |
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Miku
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!giveitem |
| Blue |
Pudding #Staromiejska
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<- |
| Blue |
Mordek
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!unu |
| Blue |
Mordek
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!voteban |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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XDD |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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2keys legacy |
| Blue |
Mordek
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XD |
| Red |
potężna alternatywka
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ale bede nakurwial tym heavim |
| Blue |
Rozjebana Matryca
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kurwa ja chcialem knurem ;/ |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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My cat jumped on my keyboard...guess he hates casuals too |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Have you tried turning it off and back on again? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Does your mouse have kickback when you shoot? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You know all those times your parents said video games would get you nowhere? They were right. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You're the reason your parents fight |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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I can eat and I can drink |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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We're not the bugs |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Maybe you should try something more your speed.. like stopping |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Maybe you should just go play The Sims with your sister |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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here's a coloring book and some crayons go have fun |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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We test for most IQs.. we had to dig for yours |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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While it is free to play, DOTA 2 is also free to uninstall |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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I think you dropped a pair of chromosomes right there |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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I'm super glad you're enjoying the rich tapestry of art assets and sprites, but some of us are trying to win the fucking game |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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I've had jar lids give me a bigger challenge than you. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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only thing u carry is an extra chromosome |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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This isn't golf dude. You don't get a handicap. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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ur pathetic nerd its like u have parkensons |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You're the human equivalent of a participation award. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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No this isn't Pay-To-Win, all you have to do is pay attention |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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[ ] Not Rekt [X] Rekt |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Maybe if you stopped taking loads in the mouth you wouldn't be so salty. |
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Rezon
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heh |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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CONGRASTULATIONS YOU GOT FRIST PRIZE IN BEING BUTT MAD (BUT LAST IN PENIS SIZE LMAO) |
| Red |
Rezon
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heh |
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Un4given
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[Gracz] $ doge doge $: pierdolony F2P |
| Red |
potężna alternatywka
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XD |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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XDDDDDDDDDD |
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Antro15cm•
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dont upsetti hav some spagetti |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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I want to kill |
| Red |
supra | ETF2L.org
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sprawdzałem czy uber bug działa |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Is your huge death count compensating for something? |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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I hate idiots |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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I understand blaming the lag... between your brain and reflexes. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Is your monitor on |
| Blue |
Pudding #Staromiejska
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kurwa pierszy klikłem |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.. |
| Red |
Rezon
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Nitendo Swich |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Feel free to keep napping if this is a good time for you... |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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A fucking flight of stairs has killed more people than you have |
| Red |
.tomm☆
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Why cant I win HL |
| Blue |
Un4given
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XD |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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your aim is worse than a stormtrooper's |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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I'd call you a piece of shit but that at least has use as fertilizer |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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**PROTIP** Using a mouse is recommended. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You failed, just like your dad's condom |
| Blue |
Rozjebana Matryca
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^ |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Hey you got something added to your score. Wait... that's just another death. |
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potężna alternatywka
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wykurwiaj z tego skauta typie |
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Pudding #Staromiejska
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xD |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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i'm just impressed you're still trying to play with a trackball |
| Blue |
Pudding #Staromiejska
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mmmm supra |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Can you please check if your mouse is plugged in? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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This is why people talk about you when you're not around. |
| Red |
potężna alternatywka
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ale was supra wyruchal |
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Rozjebana Matryca
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zamknij pizde smutasie |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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If the game was about getting killed, I bet you would be still alive. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You should eat some makeup so you can at least be pretty on the inside. |
| Red |
potężna alternatywka
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masz rozjebana matryce sklej pizde |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You deserve a high five, to the face, with a chair |
| Blue |
Rozjebana Matryca
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rozjebany to byl twoj stary na komendzie |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You can start trying any time you like. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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u just got raped |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Guys, can we put the bots on a higher difficulty? |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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You have the reaction time of a dead puppy. |
| Blue |
HexeLL
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Go play Lemmings, at least you'll be able to kill something. |
| Red |
potężna alternatywka
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ja pierdole |
| Blue |
Pudding #Staromiejska
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czemu popnales na mnie xDD |
| Blue |
Pudding #Staromiejska
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co sie odjebalo |