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biohazard.pt
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sampler fi |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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hey boys and or girls |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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lets rock and or roll |
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sys
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illegal. |
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JWBoo!
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is dempsey not playing? |
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biohazard.pt
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no |
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JWBoo!
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:( |
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Jack
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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sys
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our roamer is restarting steam client. |
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Kireek
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aye |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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no worries |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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we're gay but not that gay |
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Kireek
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is the new steam update causing issues for people btw? |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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we're nursey's dream team |
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fstiv_ | NeumarktTV
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not for me |
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Kireek
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Nursey's dream team consists of anyone under the age of 15 |
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sys
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no, but i heard people are complaining about an increase in resource usage. |
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biohazard.pt
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im portuguese, powered by chinese bought EDP (PORTUGAL'S ENERGY COMPANY) |
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Kireek
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Oh thats a thing is it? i havent seen that, i might dive into mine after this, see whats goin on |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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the new steam browser is shhit |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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it crashes on me |
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fstiv_ | NeumarktTV
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:C |
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sys
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ye |
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Sprasty
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Ok guys I need help, I'm trying to set the thingy which is, if you press 1, your drawviewmodel get offs if you set it to |
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Kireek
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i started using the BETA as soon as it came out so i loved it from the get go anyway |
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Sprasty
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0 |
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sys
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i might have that script. |
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Sprasty
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oh pls give me it |
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biohazard.pt
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kileR4fuNN� :P: portugal only has one good player |
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biohazard.pt
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kileR4fuNN� :P: me |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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where is maly? |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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scriptkiddo!!! |
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JWBoo!
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BindToggle \ 'r_drawviewmodel' |
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biohazard.pt
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restart ruuter |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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k |
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biohazard.pt
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i blame poland |
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fstiv_ | NeumarktTV
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sowwy pals |
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sorry for what |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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we're not ashamed of our long waiting times |
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fstiv_ | NeumarktTV
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that is very nice to hear |
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JWBoo!
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bind 3 'slow3;r_drawviewmodel 1' |
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JWBoo!
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*slot |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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dw |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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we are patient |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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mental |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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we have experience from hl |
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Sprasty
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bind 3 slot3 'cl_crosshair_file 'crosshair7'; r_drawviewmodel 1' |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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my team is talking about configs and computer stuff and i just filter out cuz im too retarded |
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JWBoo!
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bind 3 'slow3;cl_crosshair_file_crosshair7;r_drawviewmodel 1' |
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Jack
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Why didn't the Administrator get the joke? ... The enemy had taken her intelligence. |
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Jack
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If a girl says she will be ready in 5 minutes she will. ... No need to remind her every 15 minutes about it |
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fstiv_ | NeumarktTV
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lets talkt about fps configs |
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Jack
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Velcro is a complete rip-off. |
Red |
Jack
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. |
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fstiv_ | NeumarktTV
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lol |
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Jack
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Why did the blind man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well. |
Red |
Jack
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This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. |
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biohazard.pt
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!s 17 |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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how do you even store that many binds on your keyboard |
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Jack
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My girlfriend broke up with me because I quoted Linkin Park too much. But in the end it doesn't even matter. |
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fstiv_ | NeumarktTV
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macros |
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Jack
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Its 1 bind with 250 random jokes |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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the fuck |
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Jack
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in france? There was nothing but des brie. |
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fstiv_ | NeumarktTV
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i liked the one with the blind dude in the bar |
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Jack
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Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy. |
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JWBoo!
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x69snipars69x: Enjoy being a virgin for life beta |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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20:14 - Fire: dude ur aids leader to play against |
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Jack
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After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it. |
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Jack
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I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it. |
Red |
Jack
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Whats a comp players favorite phone? The iphone 6s. |
Red |
Jack
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What's a major difference between Engie and the others? ... When an Engineer dies, his Gunslinger. |
Red |
Jack
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless. |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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so being restricted to shit |
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Jack
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I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down. |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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instead of being versitile and being treated as a owner of ap hone |
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Jack
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What did the heavy say when he saw a spy with a spycicle? ... Icy Spy! |
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Jack
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What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees. |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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when heavy says that |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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i hear isis spy |
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Jack
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran. |
Red |
Jack
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Sausage puns are the wurst. |
Red |
Jack
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How did Darth Vader know what luke was getting him for his birthday? He could sense his presence. |
Red |
Jack
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Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? They make up everything. |
Red |
Jack
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What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline. |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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where is malyyyy |
Red |
Jack
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How do trees access the internet? They log on. |
Red |
Jack
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He should do it like the trees |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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he was in here before right |
Red |
twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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get a sub/merc? |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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weird that he cant reconnect |
Red |
You will pay for your sacrilege
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is it the connection time oud thingy? |
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Jack
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19 and 20 fought. 21 |
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Jack
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I have a temperature of -273.15°C. Don't worry. I'm 0K. |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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just get a sub or a merc or something |
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sys
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working on it |
Blue |
Deki
|
ye |
Blue |
fstiv_ | NeumarktTV
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about to |
Red |
You will pay for your sacrilege
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:( |
Red |
twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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unless |
Red |
twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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our server somehow works for him |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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i just wanna play videogames and feed.. |
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biohazard.pt
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ZzZzZzZzZzZz |
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biohazard.pt
|
iz |
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biohazard.pt
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i z |
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Jack
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Dr Frankenstein entered a body building contest. Upon arrival he realised he misunderstood the objective |
Red |
Jack
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I think the Dead Ringer is a feminist. ... Because it gets triggered by almost everything. |
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Jack
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Wanna know the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket? 'Wonder how far I can kick this bucket.' |
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Jack
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When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs. |
Blue |
biohazard.pt
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BLYAT |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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hold up |
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Jack
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Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them. |
Blue |
biohazard.pt
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this nig be lagin |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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ez there 31 |
Red |
Jack
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Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little antybodies. |
Red |
Jack
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My friends say there's a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute. |
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Jack
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes-That way-when you do criticize them-youre a mile away+have their shoes |
Blue |
biohazard.pt
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okay |
Blue |
biohazard.pt
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here goes |
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biohazard.pt
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the most scuffed start i've ever seen |
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Sprasty
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c: |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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we're taking a page from Salazar |
Blue |
biohazard.pt
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i'd be dead if that were true |
Red |
You will pay for your sacrilege
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leftist??? |
Red |
Jack
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? - Aye matey |
Blue |
biohazard.pt
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you think i could even speak when he was single handedly fixing our economy? |
Red |
Jack
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. |
Red |
twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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are we playing |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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no i meant your grandparents |
Red |
twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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yay only 40 mins past |
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biohazard.pt
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yes |
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biohazard.pt
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he's downloading the map |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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ns |
Red |
twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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my aim gets socially anxious near a full uber medic |
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twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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pause? |
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biohazard.pt
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nein |
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nano|tipofthehats.org
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we good |
Blue |
sys
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hes in |
Red |
twitch.tv/barthiz :3
|
k |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
|
ok |
Red |
Kireek
|
i fed you that for a moral booster |
Red |
You will pay for your sacrilege
|
unlucky time out |
Red |
You will pay for your sacrilege
|
:( |
Blue |
sys
|
keeps timing out |
Red |
Kireek
|
is he ok? |
Red |
twitch.tv/barthiz :3
|
^SERIOUS CONCERN |
Blue |
nano|tipofthehats.org
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negative |
Red |
Sprasty
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wtf |
Red |
Kireek
|
demo? |
Red |
JWBoo!
|
want us to pause? |
Blue |
biohazard.pt
|
no |
Blue |
biohazard.pt
|
its useless |
Red |
Kireek
|
you sure? |
Red |
JWBoo!
|
unfortunate |
Blue |
biohazard.pt
|
yes |
Red |
Kireek
|
just say if you change your mind please :) |
Red |
twitch.tv/barthiz :3
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kosovo ne srbjia |
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You will pay for your sacrilege
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unlucky |