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Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall |
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If the body is 70% water how are you 100% salt??? |
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You have the situational awareness of a potato |
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You must really like that respawn timer |
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**PROTIP** Your crosshair generally assists you in aiming. |
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. |
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if i wanted to kill myself id jump from your ego to your IQ |
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You have the situational awareness of a potato |
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I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence |
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i bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket |
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I hope one day you regain the use of your hands. |
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Are you aiming for a pacifist walkthrough? |
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At least your ping score is higher than mine. |
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You are what you eat, and you're a dick. |
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Try playing the game normally, instead of just repeatedly slamming your forehead into the keyboard. |
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I RECOMMEND YOU TRY ANOTHER SPORT. LIKE KNITTING. |
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I'd tell you to commit suicide, but then you'd have a kill. |
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You need to go back to growing things on Farmville |
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i wish my girlfriend was as dirty as that shot |
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The keys you're looking for are Alt-F4 |
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I would insult you but nature did a better job. |
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I have neither the time, nor the crayons, to explain this to you. |
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Are your parents siblings? |
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***PROTIP*** use your mouse to look around |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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i bet you sit alone at lunch |
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steam:/uninstall/440 |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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**PROTIP** Use the reticule in the middle of the screen to aim. |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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Please be careful to ensure your tears don't get into the electronics. |
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Im considering playing against you with my eyes closed, cause playing one handed didnt make it any harder. |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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Some people get paid to suck, you do it for free. |
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With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet |
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I've took shits that were harder than killing you. |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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Maybe you should try something more on your level, like rock-paper-scissors. |
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Everyone who loves you is wrong. |
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don't trip on your way into respawn |
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Maybe you should try a single-player game. |
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Wait, wait, wait. Let me guess. It was lag, wasn't it? |
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Perhaps your strategy should include trying. |
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Tried Uploading this to pornhub...but they don't accept rape |
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are you watching porn or something i swear to god you're playing with one hand |
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Feminists get more trigger time than you. |
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The keys your looking for are Alt-F4 |
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you almost didn't die that time |
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**PROTIP** Left click on enemies to kill them. |
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Your kills are like all Valve franchises, stuck at 2 |
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you camp more than Bear Grylls |
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rofl my monitor is off and i'm playing via morse code and a complex system of ech0location |
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If life is like a box of chocolates, you're a fucking raisin |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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hold on im loading my scripts for giving a shit |
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Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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brb going to get my keyboard |
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You're lagging so hard you're still in 2015 |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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There are loads of tutorials online that will show you how to setup your mouse properly. |
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Bananas see more action than you |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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If your Mom's vagina was a video game it would be rated E for everyone |
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You are why aliens wont talk to us. |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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Try not to trip on your skill level on the way out. |
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have you ever had a conversation where the other person wasn't just shaking their head in disappointment? |
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You must be so confused about the tiny people in your computer screen. |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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You have worse map awareness than Christopher fucking Columbus. |
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. |
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You're worth less than a Steam trading card |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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I'm jealous of people that don't know you. |
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I'd rather fuck a bear trap than live a minute of your life |
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I'm surprised you even managed to get out of bed without hurting yourself |
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Whats it like trying to play videogames without any arms? |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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Have you considered other hobbies? |
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Can someone set the bot difficulty at least to medium, please? |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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I didn't know they let Stormtroopers play video games |
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Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? |
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Go get your grandma.. maybe she can explain this level to you |
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I'd love to see things from your perspective, but I don't think I could shove my head that far up my ass. |
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It's dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in a single sentence!!! |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. |
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Do you need help? I ask cause the only way I can imagine you playing this bad, was if you had collapsed on your keyboard. |
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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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Even Noah can't carry these animals |
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Don't worry guys, I'm a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. |
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You're so bad my aimbot took pity on you and missed. |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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i think your sniping skills would fit in more with club penguin |
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i hope your aim is better than your insults |
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I have bowel movements that move faster than your thought process |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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Shouldn't you be trying to put a round block in a square hole somewhere? |
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Stormtroopers aim better than you. |
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My cat jumped on my keyboard...guess he hates casuals too |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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Have you tried turning it off and back on again? |
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gaype
|
AMP-T: nigretr |
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Does your mouse have kickback when you shoot? |
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You know all those times your parents said video games would get you nowhere? They were right. |
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You're the reason your parents fight |
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gaype
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AMP-T: nigretr |
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Maybe you should try something more your speed.. like stopping |
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Maybe you should just go play The Sims with your sister |
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Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? |
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here's a coloring book and some crayons go have fun |
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We test for most IQs.. we had to dig for yours |
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While it is free to play, DOTA 2 is also free to uninstall |
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I think you dropped a pair of chromosomes right there |
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I'm super glad you're enjoying the rich tapestry of art assets and sprites, but some of us are trying to win the fucking game |
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I've had jar lids give me a bigger challenge than you. |
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only thing u carry is an extra chromosome |
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WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings. |
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This isn't golf dude. You don't get a handicap. |
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You're the human equivalent of a participation award. |
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No this isn't Pay-To-Win, all you have to do is pay attention |
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[ ] Not Rekt [X] Rekt |
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Maybe if you stopped taking loads in the mouth you wouldn't be so salty. |
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I bet you're that guy that dies in the tutorial. |
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There's a good game for you to practice. It's called Cookie Clicker. |
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just do exactly the opposite of everything you think and we might have a chance |
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Turning on your monitor would help. |
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If stupidity was a character class, your stats would be legendary. |
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I bet you were actually trying |
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I'm glad to see you took a break from Cookie Clicker to grace us with your MANY talents |
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Maybe if you stopped using your keyboard as a doormat you could actually win. |
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problem exists between keyboard and chair |
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i don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile |
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If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you. |
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most of the time.. alcohols a problem.. when you're around.. its the only solution |
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Help & Options -> How To Play |
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Again, but with feeling |
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why turn on the computer if you're just gonna make it depressed |
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you could season a meal with all that salt from your tears |
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Hey, give me a shoutout to your 2 Twitch viewers |
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Do you remember that kid that everybody just pretended to like growing up? No? Guess what that means |
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If the human body is only 65% water then how are you 100% salty? |
| Red |
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You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the sole. |
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Stephen Hawkings probably runs better than your game |
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Achievement Unlocked: More Time Dead Than Alive |
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You're that one guy that would actually get his dick stuck in a ceiling fan for not following instructions. |
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I'm actually a dump truck driver because i carry trash like you all day |
| Red |
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Be honest, are you just a cat swatting at the keyboard? |
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If you keep crying, we're going to need to build another Ark. |
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did you check to see if your monitor was working |
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You'll get an achievment for dying this much |
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If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd jump from your Ego to your Elo. |
| Red |
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I hope you're the last person in a human centipede. |
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Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident |
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I'd suggest you to uninstall the game but I bet it's too complex for you |
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You might help your future win-rate by uninstalling. |
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You would make a perfect stormtrooper. |
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If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you. |
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404: Skill not found |
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Is your huge death count compensating for something? |
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Your idea of a comeback is jerking off into a fan |
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I understand blaming the lag... between your brain and reflexes. |
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Is your monitor on |
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You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.. |
| Red |
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Feel free to keep napping if this is a good time for you... |
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A fucking flight of stairs has killed more people than you have |
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your aim is worse than a stormtrooper's |
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I'd call you a piece of shit but that at least has use as fertilizer |
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**PROTIP** Using a mouse is recommended. |
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You failed, just like your dad's condom |
| Red |
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Hey you got something added to your score. Wait... that's just another death. |
| Red |
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i'm just impressed you're still trying to play with a trackball |
| Red |
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Can you please check if your mouse is plugged in? |
| Red |
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This is why people talk about you when you're not around. |
| Red |
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If the game was about getting killed, I bet you would be still alive. |
| Red |
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You should eat some makeup so you can at least be pretty on the inside. |
| Red |
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You deserve a high five, to the face, with a chair |
| Red |
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You can start trying any time you like. |
| Red |
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Guys, can we put the bots on a higher difficulty? |
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You have the reaction time of a dead puppy. |
| Red |
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Go play Lemmings, at least you'll be able to kill something. |
| Red |
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You could be the last person on earth and still manage to die. |
| Red |
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There are vacuum cleaners that suck less than you. |
| Red |
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It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard. |
| Red |
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I could eat alphabet soup and still shit out a better argument than you. |
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dont upsetti hav some spagetti |
| Red |
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eat my asse like a bufet (3 corse meal xd) |
| Red |
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Does your K/D need a LifeAlert? Because it's fallen and it can't get up! |
| Red |
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i ownt u in ur gay butth0le |
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You might just create another dead sea with all your tears. |
| Red |
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umade noobe? |
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I would call you a noob, but that would be an insult to them. |
| Red |
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le troled hard |
| Red |
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Oh wait, this is not a bot game? |
| Red |
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go wach naturo and play wif urself fag REKT |
| Red |
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No aimbot can fix your skills |
| Red |
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LOL i fuckd u so hard just like ur mum lst nit fag |
| Red |
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This guy has the map awareness of fucking Christopher Columbus. |
| Red |
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u play liek a blynd stefen hawkin haha |
| Red |
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Go down to the nearest drugstore and buy a little thing called viagra. It will help you go fuck yourself. |
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ARE U GUEYS NEW?? |
| Red |
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Let's just let natural selection take it's course |
| Red |
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are u as bad at life as u are in tf2?? |
| Red |
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you're lagging harder than internet explorer |
| Red |
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omg this is 2 ezy are U even trying?? |
| Red |
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If I wanted to kill myself I would jump from your ego down to your IQ |
| Red |
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why dont u go play halo an fist ur butthol faget |
| Red |
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Remember that one time when you were good at this game? Me neither. |
| Red |
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hey granma is that u???? LOL so bad |
| Red |
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aww, you're just like Jesus, always respawning and never hurting anyone :) |
| Red |
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time for you 2 uninstale the game shit stane |
| Red |
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How did you change your difficulty settings? My CS:GO is stuck on easy |
| Red |
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congrtulations ur the worlds worst tf2 player |
| Red |
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Have you tried turning your brain off and on again? |
| Red |
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dose ur aim come in NOT NOOBE? LMAO |
| Red |
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I'd tell you to go outside, but you'd just ruin that for everyone else too |
| Red |
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lol i troled u so hard *OWNED* |
| Red |
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Do you lose when you play against yourself? |
| Red |
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'i lik 2 eat daddys logs of poo for lucnh while jackn off 2 naturo'- u |
| Red |
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The only lag is in your brain |
| Red |
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take a se4t faget $hitstain u got OWNDE |
| Red |
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When i die i want you guys to lower my coffin so you can let me down one more time |
| Red |
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LOL scrub ur gettin rekt hardcroe |
| Red |
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R u mad becouse ur bad nooby? |
| Red |
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LMAO did u go to da buthurt king an g3t urself a butthurt with fries?!? |
| Red |
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why dont u go and play manoppoly you noob |
| Red |
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You can start trying now. |
| Red |
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I'm okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. |
| Red |
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you hav no lyfe you cant evan play tf2 propaly |
| Red |
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I guess the abortion clinic forgot one |
| Red |
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im hi rite now on ganj but im stil ownen u xD |
| Red |
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I bet you can't see the screen with all your tears |
| Red |
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if u want my cum bake ask ur mum LOL |
| Red |
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your performance is worse than Sandler in his last 6 films |
| Red |
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butdocter prognoses: OWND |
| Red |
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I'm playing with an NES controller btw |
| Red |
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cry 2 ur dads dick forver noob |
| Red |
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lol troled autismal faget |
| Red |
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Is your IQ equivalent to your k/dr? |
| Red |
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Im sure you don't mean to be this retarded, you were just born that way. |
| Red |
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LOL N3RD owned |
| Red |
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You are the real reason your father left |
| Red |
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'i love to drink sprems all day'- u |
| Red |
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crushd nerd do u want a baindaid for that LOL |
| Red |
StelaŻ_
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You need more help at this game than anyone could provide. |
| Red |
StelaŻ_
|
All of these flavors and you choose to be salty |
| Red |
StelaŻ_
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lol rectal rekage ur so sh1t lol |
| Red |
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|
ass states - [_] NOT REKT [X] REKT |
| Red |
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I think you'd have more fun playing something you were good at. |
| Red |
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lmao do u even try???? |
| Red |
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If it wasn't for gravity you couldn't even hit the fucking ground |
| Red |
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You're dying so much that you could replace Sean Bean. |
| Red |
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are u slippan off ur chaire cos ur ass is bleeding so hard?? |
| Red |
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The guy who played CSGO with a wheel is better than you |
| Red |
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u better get a towel for all ur tears faget |
| Red |
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|
Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off. |
| Red |
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|
u got ass asassenated by me rofl |
| Red |
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I'm pretty sure the only thing you can turn on is your laptop. |
| Red |
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|
u wont shit agen thats how rekt ur ass is |
| Red |
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Are you constipated? 'cause you ain't doin' shit. |
| Red |
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|
i bet youre anus is sore from me ownen u LOL |
| Red |
StelaŻ_
|
With all these flavors why do you choose to be salty? |
| Red |
StelaŻ_
|
im gonna record a fragshow so i can watch me pwn u ova and ova LMAO |
| Red |
StelaŻ_
|
How do you manage to be so shit? Is it something you actually learn how to do, or does it come naturally for you? |
| Red |
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i almost feel sorry for you hahahaha |
| Red |
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The way you're feeding, you could feed Africa for a year. |
| Red |
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lol why dont u play COD so i can own you there too |
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I cant hear you at the bottom of the scoreboard |
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how dose it feel to be owneded so hartd?? |
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Don't shoot yourself! Not because I'd miss you, because you'd miss you |
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rekt u lol another one for the fraghsow |
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You must really like spectating your team |
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if i was as bade as u i would kil myself |
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I'd really let myself die to your hands but you'd miss anyway |
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dont fell bad not ervry one can be goode |
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You know that if you plug the screen in you can actually see the enemies. |
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do u need some loob for ur butt so it doesnt hurt so much when i fuck u |
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You know tilting the controller doesn't help you go around corners faster |
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spesciall delivary for CAPTEN BUTTHURT |
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wats wrong cant play wif ur dads dik in ur mouth???? |
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The Escape button is your best and only friend. |
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maybe if u put down the cheseburgers u could kill me lol fat nerd |
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When your parents said shoot for the stars, this is not what they meant. |
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getting mad u virgan nerd?? |
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A law prohibiting you from breeding would be justified but unnecessary |
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butt docta prognosis: buttfustrated |
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If I had 2 bullets and I was in a room with Bieber, Hitler, and you, I'd shoot myself twice. |
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<<< OWEND U >>> |
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Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall |
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if u were a fish you wuld be a sperm whael LOL |
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I recommend you keep crying. It's the only thing you're doing right. |
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>mfw i ownd u |
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I see somebody went to the Stormtrooper school of marksmanship. |
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rekt u noob *OWNED* |
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I think it's time for you to go play outside with the other kids |
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ur gonna have 2 wear dipers now cos ur ass got SHREDED by me |
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Your spray control is as good as a man with Parkinson's |
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y dont u take a short strole to the fagot store and buy some skills scrub |
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You should buy some fingers to go with that boosted account. |
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Generally having your HUD on is advised |
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school3d by a 13yo lol u r rely bad |
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You couldn't be more inbred if you were in a fucking sandwich. |
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ur pathetic nerd its like u have parkensons |
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I can't wait till I have dementia so I can forget that ever happened. |
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u just got promoted 2 cumcaptain prestige 10 |
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Too bad you weren't in control of the Titanic. You would have missed the Iceberg. |
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lol pwnd |
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I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. |
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u just got butt raped lol TROLLED U |
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You are the reason why abortion should be legal everywhere |
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did u learn 2 aim from stevie wondar??? LOL |
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I didn't know toasters could run this game |
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tell ur mum to hand the keyboard and mosue back |
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Can you just place your cat on the keyboard and leave? We've a better chance of winning that way. |
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how does it feel to be shit on by a 13 yer old |
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r u into scat porns or some thing cos it feel's like u want me 2 shit on u |
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u play tf2 like my granpa and hes ded |
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Yes, we know, you have a penis. Please remove it from the keyboard and play. |
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are u new or just bad?? noobe |
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Can't hear you from the bottom of the scoreboard |
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u play tf2 lik a midget playin basket ball |
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Can you let your daddy play now champ? |
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welcome to the noob scoole bus first stop ur house <<PWND>> |
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I wish my HIV-Test would be as negative as your score |
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>mfw i rek u |
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'i got my ass kiked so hard im shittn out my mouf' - u |
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Even a stormtrooper has a better aim than you |
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<-(0.0)-< dats u gettn ownd LOL |
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u just got ur ass ablitterated <<<RECKT>>> |
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I'm not trash talking, I'm talking to trash |
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c=3 (dats ur tiney dik rofl) |
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just leeve the game and let the real mans play |
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ur so bad u make ur noobe team look good |
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Children with cancer take losing better than you do. |
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CONGRASTULATIONS YOU GOT FRIST PRIZE IN BEING BUTT MAD (BUT LAST IN PENIS SIZE LMAO) |
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I bet if you would go afk, you would play better |
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im not even trying to pwn u its just so easy |
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Not even Atlas can carry this Team |
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im only 13 an im better than u haha XD |
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I was pro-life until I met you. |
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u just got raped |
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How are you this bad at support? Do you work for Comcast? |
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some one an ambulance cos u just got DE_STROYED |
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To which foundation do I need to donate to help you? |
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i hope u got birth control coz u got rapped |
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That crosshair is for aiming at enemies, you know. |
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lol pwnd scrubb |
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You probably get your insults on CS:GO from a shittalk generator |
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you play lik a girl |
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Just because you can act like a dumbass doesn't mean you should. |
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'i got fukd so hard dat im cummin shit n shittn cum'- u |
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You're the reason they need to put instructions on shampoo bottles. |
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ur gonna need tampons for ur ass afta that ownage |
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You should let your chair play, at least it knows how to support. |
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{{ scoooled u }} |
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You must really like spectating your team |
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(O.o) ~c======3 dats me jizzan on u |
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You should commit suicide. That way you'd have at least one kill. |
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dont worry at least ur tryan XD |
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I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game |
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cya noob send me a post card from pwnd city ROFL |
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. |
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its ok if u keep practasing u will get bettar lol #rekt |
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Try the left mouse button, it allows you to shoot! |
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'evry time i fart 1 liter of cum sqerts out' - u |
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At least buy your jungler some marshmallows if he's going to be camping so much |
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rofl i pwnd u scrub #420 #based #mlgskill |
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Hey pal, if I may give you an advice on how to play better: ALT+F4. |
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u fail, just like ur dads condom |
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Your existance is proof people don't know how to pull out. |
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if i pwnd u any harder it wud be animal abuse |
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Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there |
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uploaden this fragshow roflmao |
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How many tries did it take for you to click the install button? |
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dont upsetti hav some spagetti |
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Isn't your time running out on the library computer? |
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eat my asse like a bufet (3 corse meal xd) |
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All the flavors in the world....and you choose to be fucking salty |
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i ownt u in ur gay butth0le |
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Now I know why NA is the symbol for salt. |
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umade noobe? |
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If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart |
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le troled hard |
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Yesterday I wondered what it would be if stormtroopers had a child... Today I found out the answer. |
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Please donate to support serveme.tf and get access to more servers |
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You are like Forrest Gump but without the running thing. |
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Are you playing on pacifist mode? |