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Console
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ehhh |
Blue |
smort
|
ggs |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
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omg i fucking blow |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
jesus christ |
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Console
|
me + smort next ebl? |
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Console
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ive never missed so many shots |
|
Console
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xD |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
my god |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
i was playing fine the first 10 or so caps |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
but jesus |
Blue |
smort
|
1351 dpm |
Blue |
smort
|
gives me chills |
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Console
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i missed every single hoopshot possible |
Blue |
smort
|
stop it honey |
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Console
|
fuck that im out |
Blue |
smort
|
you can play omega |
Blue |
smort
|
nvm then |
Blue |
smort
|
wheres omega |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
idk |
Blue |
smort
|
stelaz the bind master |
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Console
|
dude |
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Console
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i have around 700 binds |
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Console
|
[TSR] orj TF2-T : your grammar is like a foreign |
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Console
|
Artifact Moralltach: Your cock is my property. |
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Console
|
Cry Some More - Team Fortress 2 Heavy Weapons Guy |
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Console
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Lazyfinger : HEAVY ROLLOUT FASTEST ROLLOUT |
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Console
|
scout is noob class he runs too fast |
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Console
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soldier is noob class shoot feet get kills |
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Console
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pyro is noob class W+M1 |
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Console
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demoman is noob class just sticky spam |
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Console
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heavy is noob class too much health and all you do is point and shoot |
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Console
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engineer is noob class just hit sentry with wrench |
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Console
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medic is noob class just hide behind heavy |
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Console
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sniper is noob class just fucking camp and kill people |
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Console
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spy is noob class just go invisible and stab |
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Console
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is the tomislav just a direct upgrade or something |
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Console
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omg family business has so many shots why does nobody use it |
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Console
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shit, kgb give u crits... why arent they banned or something |
|
Console
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eviction notice swing way too fast can valve do something about them |
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Console
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huolong heater makes fire so spy cant get you NERF IT NOW |
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Console
|
how do u throw the sand bitch |
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Console
|
wtf warriors spirit do more damage, so op |
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Console
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is it just me or does the equalizer no longer give you the speed bonus |
|
Console
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heavy should have darwins danger shield and the razorback |
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Console
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omg u have to spin up the minigun, heavy is shit class |
|
Console
|
minigun does way too much damage, heavy is broken |
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Console
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Aluzi: extrasolar I'll give you a key if you can kill me as any class other than heavy |
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Console
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fists of steel make me immortal I should have them out all the time |
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Console
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'get behind me doctor' lol are heavy and medic gay or something |
|
Console
|
is it just me or are the heavy's legs just way too small |
|
Console
|
heavy wears a bulletproof vest but still takes full bullet damage? WTF VALVE?!!!! |
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Console
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lol you can jump and spin up the minigun, valve just fucking delete heavy |
|
Console
|
heavy dies too quickly he should have more health |
|
Console
|
well, back to writing my fanfiction |
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Console
|
minigun is a rotating penis of death, get fucked 8) |
|
Console
|
if ur gay does that mean u do a line of coke off a guys dick |
|
Console
|
if Rainbow Dash turned out to be lesbian then I would turn female for Rainbow Dash |
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Console
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haha ur bad at ez game get some skills m8 |
|
Console
|
LOL troled ur gay ass get good cheeky scrublord |
|
Console
|
i'd upload that kill to pornhub but they don't allow rape |
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Console
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REKT STATUS: [x] rekt [ ] not rekt |
|
Console
|
faggy postman jerking the doorbell OMG WUT IZ THE ODDS |
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Console
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'I came all over my triple chins.' - u |
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Console
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wow i feel as powerful as hitler |
|
Console
|
haha cry some more fuckin autist baby |
|
Console
|
i wonder why all the people i kill are so bad |
|
Console
|
u fucking ugly midgit with a gap tooth and big ass head LOL |
|
Console
|
i'm assuming that your a preteen in the U.S. with a cracking voice that has to hide his wet dream stained sheets from mommy |
|
Console
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i wish my girlfriend was as dirty as that shot |
|
Console
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sdlkjyfgr4etsyh4esr4erdxth sorry just fucking your mum on the keyboard |
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Console
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Why doe's your profile say you live in Dubai? Lol!!!! What a pathetic fuckbag you are! you terrorist dicksucking baby killer!! |
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Console
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i bet u have a fetish FOR MEN LMAO |
|
Console
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ur aim is as bad as ur dads cumshot m8 |
|
Console
|
lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN?? |
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Console
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'omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park' - You |
|
Console
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ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit anger |
|
Console
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u cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole nerd |
|
Console
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ur just so madd all the time its 2 easy 2 own u |
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Console
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STFU NERD UR INTRUPTING MY FRAG VIDEO |
|
Console
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whats that? oh, must be the sound of u getting creamed in the face by my grandad |
|
Console
|
horse status: fucked [x] not fucked [ ] |
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Console
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bitch how old r u i know i am one angry boy but not little so tell me mother fucker how old? are u |
|
Console
|
u are wut u eat, and ur a dick. |
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Console
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your mother will die aborting my child. |
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Console
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FUCK u too becuz if your not a 600 pound overweight smelly bastard then your a fucking stinking cunt who needs to take a shower |
|
Console
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hope ur ok with going on utube :) |
|
Console
|
ur just madd cuz u have 2 guzzle ur gay hillbilly dads cum all day long :) |
|
Console
|
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET ON MY LVL AUTIST SKRUBLORD |
|
Console
|
Please stop using text binds. You're neither clever nor funny. |
|
Console
|
404: PUSSY NOT FOUND |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
*SPEC* DRIFTA : DRINK MY PRE NUT |
|
Console
|
did u know tf2 is free 2 uninstall? |
|
Console
|
if u take l4d and change the l to a b u get b4d, and thts u 8) |
|
Console
|
m8 i wuld ban u but im busy on the phone wit the modelling agency |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
maxxy: ok buddy |
|
Console
|
yh get destroyed cumguzzling fag |
|
Console
|
go back 2 fukin ur pizza dough autist cuntface |
|
Console
|
ur just butthurt cuz ur mum caught u jerkin off to hentai :o |
|
Console
|
His thighs twitched, impatient ass, and I licked the head, because Spy loved that kind of thing. |
|
Console
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He grabbed at my hair, so I gripped his thighs to keep him from trying to face-fuck me. |
|
Console
|
Sniper threw his head back when he came, and I debated swallowing or spitting for a minute, then just swallowed |
|
Console
|
I gave head to fuckin' Sniper for no fuckin' reason! |
|
Console
|
He rolled over and straddled my hips like the freakin Queen of England (is that bitch dead yet?) and taunted me. |
|
Console
|
There was a short repose at one point where Spy said, 'Ought we go to bed now, Scout?' I swallowed, and hugged him closer to me |
|
Console
|
Medic shoved it in to the hilt just to hear Sniper scream from the intrusion. 'Too deep,' Sniper gulped for air, 'S-Sir.' |
|
Console
|
Calloused fingertips explored every inch of Engineer's skin as Soldier's head went lower and lower� |
|
Console
|
LOL u got more wobbles then a new born giraffe with down syndrome, cheeky cunt |
|
Console
|
your reality is imaginary,lol...go take you're garbage comments somewhere else, your making an ass out of yourself,lol |
|
Console
|
that trickshot was dirtier than fingering ur sister and finding ur dads wedding ring, siicckk laadddd!!!! |
|
Console
|
shit, it'll take weeks to clean the semen off ur ceiling |
|
Console
|
How did i get here from watching dog porn? o_O |
|
Console
|
w0w SNAPPED u HARD (fkn shitter) |
|
Console
|
{{R@PeD}} :: btw you are shit |
|
Console
|
cheer up^ :) youre small d1ck isnt noticealbe under ur BaDnEsS |
|
Console
|
u = v1rgin n3rd~ |
|
Console
|
**maybee** if u stoped jerkin it to anime u'd get a gf ^______^ |
|
Console
|
rofl pubbers are so bad its funny |
|
Console
|
y dont u gb2gayville ur dad is waitin |
|
Console
|
how dos it fel 2b autism |
|
Console
|
g0 rub your cock against a cheese grater you titcrapping twigfucker |
|
Console
|
yor dad calls u 'cc' 4 cumcaptin lawl |
|
Console
|
first place in GETING OWND bY ME |
|
Console
|
lol ur so bad u cant even find ur own dick |
|
Console
|
'i like to drnikj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace' - u |
|
Console
|
I feel like ur dad after a morning fuck with ur sister.. |
|
Console
|
if ur gay does that mean u do a line of coke off a guys dick |
|
Console
|
haha ur bad at ez game get some skills m8 |
|
Console
|
LOL troled ur gay ass get good cheeky scrublord |
|
Console
|
i'd upload that kill to pornhub but they don't allow rape |
|
Console
|
REKT STATUS: [x] rekt [ ] not rekt |
|
Console
|
faggy postman jerking the doorbell OMG WUT IZ THE ODDS |
|
Console
|
'I came all over my triple chins.' - u |
|
Console
|
wow i feel as powerful as hitler |
|
Console
|
haha cry some more fuckin autist baby |
|
Console
|
i wonder why all the people i kill are so bad |
|
Console
|
u fucking ugly midgit with a gap tooth and big ass head LOL |
|
Console
|
i'm assuming that your a preteen in the U.S. with a cracking voice that has to hide his wet dream stained sheets from mommy |
|
Console
|
i wish my girlfriend was as dirty as that shot |
|
Console
|
sdlkjyfgr4etsyh4esr4erdxth sorry just fucking your mum on the keyboard |
|
Console
|
Why doe's your profile say you live in Dubai? Lol!!!! What a pathetic fuckbag you are! you terrorist dicksucking baby killer!! |
|
Console
|
i bet u have a fetish FOR MEN LMAO |
|
Console
|
ur aim is as bad as ur dads cumshot m8 |
|
Console
|
lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN?? |
|
Console
|
'omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park' - You |
|
Console
|
Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall |
|
Console
|
If the body is 70% water how are you 100% salt??? |
|
Console
|
You have the situational awareness of a potato |
|
Console
|
You must really like that respawn timer |
|
Console
|
**PROTIP** Your crosshair generally assists you in aiming. |
|
Console
|
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. |
|
Console
|
if i wanted to kill myself id jump from your ego to your IQ |
|
Console
|
You have the situational awareness of a potato |
|
Console
|
I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence |
|
Console
|
i bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket |
|
Console
|
I hope one day you regain the use of your hands. |
|
Console
|
Are you aiming for a pacifist walkthrough? |
|
Console
|
You are what you eat, and you're a dick. |
|
Console
|
Try playing the game normally, instead of just repeatedly slamming your forehead into the keyboard. |
|
Console
|
I RECOMMEND YOU TRY ANOTHER SPORT. LIKE KNITTING. |
|
Console
|
I'd tell you to commit suicide, but then you'd have a kill. |
|
Console
|
You need to go back to growing things on Farmville |
|
Console
|
i wish my girlfriend was as dirty as that shot |
|
Console
|
The keys you're looking for are Alt-F4 |
|
Console
|
I would insult you but nature did a better job. |
|
Console
|
I have neither the time, nor the crayons, to explain this to you. |
|
Console
|
Are your parents siblings? |
|
Console
|
***PROTIP*** use your mouse to look around |
|
Console
|
Joenufc: ez kurwa |
|
Console
|
u got rekt by a pro :D |
|
Console
|
brandon : TRY NOT TO TALK SHIT WHEN UR SHIT URSELF ROFL???? |
|
Console
|
soapy do you play hl? |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
i played hl engi in steel like 3 years ago |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
and played 1 game of pyro this season |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
so no not rlly |
|
Console
|
rate my loadout |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
10/10 |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
smort |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
sometimes you fucking blow |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
but other times |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
you play like wonderland |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
its fucked |
|
Console
|
soapy can you boardjump without ctap? |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
ya prolly |
|
Console
|
well i know thats possible |
|
Console
|
but can you |
|
Console
|
it needs to be perfect |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
i can for sure |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
that was ctap |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
idk i always ctap |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
every jump |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
feels weird not too |
|
Console
|
do you ctap your dunks? |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
ya |
|
Console
|
wtf |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
same thing |
|
Console
|
but it takes more time to do the jump |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
idk maybe i dont |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
whatever feels natural |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
wait ya i dont ctap dunks |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
i lied |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
i swear these hats bring bad luck |
|
Console
|
how many tyrants do you havE? |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
used to have like |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
7 or 8 |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
sold them all tho |
|
Console
|
same |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
only have 2 now |
|
Console
|
i have only 3 now |
Blue |
smort
|
vvack |
Blue |
smort
|
back |
|
Console
|
smort lets win invite together |
|
Console
|
lmao |
|
Console
|
i cant play the next one |
|
Console
|
you need to get someone |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
i need to refresh |
|
Console
|
for it |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
i cant go balls deep in bball everyday |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
it makes me worse |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
also i think smort is playing with lardox |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
which would actually be deadly |
|
Console
|
he was with lyte last season |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
ya |
|
Console
|
lyte isnt good |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
hes fine |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
not anything special tho |
|
Console
|
hes worse than me or val |
Blue |
smort
|
back again |
Blue |
smort
|
lyte is alrighty D: |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
ya hes good |
Blue |
smort
|
lemme play with omega |
Blue |
smort
|
pls |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
/r |
|
Console
|
im not playing the next |
|
Console
|
still |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
heh |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
now what |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
do you still wanna paly omega |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
play* |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
idk |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
i dont wanna leave and bait you |
Blue |
smort
|
wot |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
what |
Blue |
smort
|
what happend with stewlaz |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
left |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
idk why |
Blue |
smort
|
why |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
smort did you see what i said |
Blue |
smort
|
no |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
about you being either the worst player oin the server or wonderland level |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
its actually fucking mind boggling |
Blue |
smort
|
what |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
like |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
you either suck |
Blue |
smort
|
im so lost |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
what |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
you either suck or youre the goat |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
lmao |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
you suck |
Blue |
smort
|
XD I sucky |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
nagh |
Blue |
smort
|
well it depends you know |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
/r |
Blue |
smort
|
sometiems its good days sometimes bad days |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
you had the game of your life last game |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
/r |
Blue |
smort
|
hahaha, still we lost D: |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
eh |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
ok i think im done |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
ggz |
Blue |
smort
|
1 more |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
unless you can find somelone like |
Blue |
smort
|
for omega |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
right now |
Blue |
smort
|
D: |
Blue |
smort
|
alright |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
is ok |
Blue |
smort
|
lemme see |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
grab alov |
Blue |
smort
|
2 min |
Blue |
smort
|
he said |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
ok |
Blue |
smort
|
omega why you so god damn sexy |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
fbi |
Blue |
smort
|
D: |
Red |
ALOV
|
smort dont be mad |
Red |
ALOV
|
i go white tyrant |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
what |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
white tyrant = white knight |
Red |
ALOV
|
hes mad on me because i have similar loadout |
Blue |
smort
|
lol |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
smort y no botkiller |
Blue |
smort
|
ye botkiller pov be looking meh |
Blue |
smort
|
gl hf |
Red |
ALOV
|
i didnt copy his loadout omg |
Red |
ALOV
|
:( |
Red |
ALOV
|
NO |
Red |
ALOV
|
t6? |
Blue |
Hass
|
meow |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
fuck you |
Blue |
smort
|
Crownapple : sorry main heavy |
Blue |
Hass
|
bum |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
wtf |
Blue |
smort
|
lol |
Red |
ALOV
|
its ok im not mad |
Blue |
Hass
|
omega is bad |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
oh no |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
wtf is hass doing |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
here |
Blue |
Hass
|
:D |
Blue |
smort
|
spookin |
Blue |
smort
|
hes moew im woof |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
jesus |
Blue |
smort
|
hass you can play |
Blue |
Hass
|
yeah! |
Blue |
smort
|
yeehaaw! |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
ok absolute roll |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
lets go hass |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
wtf |
Red |
ALOV
|
yes |
Red |
SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER
|
HASS BEAST |
Blue |
omegajumptips
|
insane |
Blue |
Hass
|
lol |