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Console
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"UGC HL TF2 Stopwatch cfg v.05-07-14 executed, reload map once before start" |
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Console
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"Payload & Attack-Defend Map Rules = Winner is best 2/3 Stopwatch Halves" |
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Console
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"Exec ugc_off.cfg at match end to reset server." |
| Red |
D!no
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Hello |
| Red |
D!no
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ye |
| Blue |
Turkey Jerky
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Nice mg |
| Blue |
Turkey Jerky
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How long can you go? |
| Red |
D!no
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if i hit the jump right i can go forever XD |
| Blue |
Turkey Jerky
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Well ofc, I meant your average :D |
| Red |
D!no
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3 my best |
| Blue |
Turkey Jerky
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Nice |
| Red |
D!no
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but i often just hit the 1 |
| Blue |
Turkey Jerky
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Not easy to pull off |
| Red |
D!no
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:D |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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would this be good or bad |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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not team chat* |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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dad |
| Red |
D!no
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:( |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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gamer'd\ |
| Red |
indian smasher
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ns |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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guys |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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what |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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if |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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tf2 |
| Blue |
RedTPC
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who are you and what did you do to phage |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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we ate him |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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we got a new med called free cow |
| Blue |
RedTPC
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Yeah free cow > phage |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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^ |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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phage got 0 kills like 3 matches straight |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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phage is a shit player tbh |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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he once got 0 damage |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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ikr |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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we had to eat him |
| Red |
BlastFM
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is that budget wiitabix |
| Blue |
Killer Queen
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wheres your 9th |
| Red |
indian smasher
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up your ass |
| Red |
indian smasher
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oops |
| Blue |
teabix
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commit cl_interp 5 |
| Blue |
Killer Queen
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what ass |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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commit killbind |
| Red |
indian smasher
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whats an ass |
| Blue |
RedTPC
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Time to surf stab Free Cow |
| Blue |
medicbn9
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you are |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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cl_interp 5 commited |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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lets see how it works |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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ok uncle dane |
| Blue |
medicbn9
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got him |
| Blue |
teabix
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uncle dane who |
| Blue |
petit_cookiTF2 lft
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gday all mr paladin here |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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me |
| Blue |
teabix
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uncle dane who |
| Blue |
teabix
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uncle dane who |
| Blue |
teabix
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uncle dane who |
| Blue |
teabix
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uncle dane who |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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who long dragon? |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Blue |
teabix
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imagine using the natasha |
| Blue |
petit_cookiTF2 lft
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cringe |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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dont use natasha its my daughter |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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i wanna sex sasha |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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those barrels are big enough to fit a pocket pussy in there |
| Blue |
Killer Queen
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getttttttttttttt yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 9thhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| Blue |
WiLD|ScHooLBoY Trading TF2 Item
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mini gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
| Blue |
petit_cookiTF2 lft
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oh shit |
| Blue |
teabix
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yes |
| Blue |
teabix
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its fun |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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he died |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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like just had a severe case of anal prolapse |
| Blue |
petit_cookiTF2 lft
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trickstab |
| Blue |
Turkey Jerky
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:( |
| Red |
D!no
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:( |
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Console
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Please donate to support serveme.tf and get access to more servers |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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phage is reinstalling tf2 |
| Red |
Piney💗
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i just want to play the videogame |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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ahh |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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give him a few |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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yeah reinstalling t |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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titan fall 2 |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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overwatch |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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first then tf |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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2 |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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nvm phage died |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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wait guys hes playing cs go now |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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he just started a competitive matchw |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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give him like 260 minutes |
| Blue |
Up in yo crib dawg
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I'm leaving |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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ok |
| Blue |
Turkey Jerky
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Thats an easy time |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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GG |
| Blue |
RedTPC
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gg? |
| Blue |
Turkey Jerky
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Were gonna smash it |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Hello, this is catman |
| Red |
indian smasher
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i love summercoast |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Twice heavy of the season... |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Most accurate tomislav in the world... |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Tsar of 2Fort... |
| Red |
BlastFM
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And now I'm just not allowed to play heavy in mid division this season |
| Red |
Un4given
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Hello, this is catman |
| Blue |
Turkey Jerky
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Sub3 round incoming |
| Red |
Un4given
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Twice heavy of the season... |
| Red |
BlastFM
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So if you gonna ask me why? |
| Red |
Un4given
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Most accurate tomislav in the world... |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Im gonna answer - simple |
| Red |
Un4given
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Tsar of 2Fort... |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Bunch of faggots trying to fuck me |
| Red |
Un4given
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And now I'm just not allowed to play heavy in mid division this season |
| Red |
BlastFM
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But you know what? |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Un4given
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So if you gonna ask me why? |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Sk8er Boi |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Un4given
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Im gonna answer - simple |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Today, they fuck me |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Nobody's Home |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Un4given
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Bunch of faggots trying to fuck me |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Remember When |
| Red |
BlastFM
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And tomorrow, they gonna fuck YOU |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Un4given
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But you know what? |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Tell Me It's Over |
| Red |
BlastFM
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This video is not about what the posted trailer for |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Un4given
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Today, they fuck me |
| Red |
Piney💗
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My Happy Ending |
| Red |
BlastFM
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That video will come later |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Stop Standing There |
| Red |
Un4given
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And tomorrow, they gonna fuck YOU |
| Red |
BlastFM
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This video is about my personal tragedy happened to me this week |
| Blue |
WiLD|ScHooLBoY Trading TF2 Item
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kick cheater |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Tell Me It's Over |
| Red |
Un4given
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This video is not about what the posted trailer for |
| Red |
BlastFM
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So i guess i gonna start from the beginning |
| Red |
Piney💗
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My Happy Ending |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Stop Standing There |
| Red |
Un4given
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That video will come later |
| Red |
BlastFM
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On the day, when the season was started, an admin called supra added me on steam and said |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Tell Me It's Over |
| Red |
BlastFM
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That I'm not allowed to play heavy in my team this season |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Complicated |
| Red |
Un4given
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This video is about my personal tragedy happened to me this week |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ |
| Red |
BlastFM
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So i just asked him why |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Innocence |
| Red |
Un4given
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So i guess i gonna start from the beginning |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Because you were playing on it in prem |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Piney💗
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The Best Damn Thing |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Still not understanding what the fuck this retard is trying to say to me, i just asked : and...? |
| Red |
Un4given
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On the day, when the season was started, an admin called supra added me on steam and said |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
BlastFM
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And that wasn't long time ago, that is it |
| Red |
Un4given
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That I'm not allowed to play heavy in my team this season |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Un4given
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So i just asked him why |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ |
| Red |
BlastFM
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And I start thinking : what kind of rule i'm breaking? |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Un4given
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Because you were playing on it in prem |
| Red |
D!no
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ez |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Maybe rule 3.6, about the amount of players with higher experience is limited? |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
BlastFM
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But no, this is rule only about the players that joined after the provisional tiers were published |
| Red |
Un4given
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( ͠° ͜つ °)╭∩╮ |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
BlastFM
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So maybe, the rule 3.6.1, about open/fresh meat team? Still no, because is only about the lower division |
| Red |
Piney💗
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I Can Do Better |
| Red |
Un4given
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Still not understanding what the fuck this retard is trying to say to me, i just asked : and...? |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Nobody's Home |
| Red |
BlastFM
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As i know, mid divison is not open/fresh meat division |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ |
| Red |
Un4given
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And that wasn't long time ago, that is it |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Stop Standing There |
| Red |
Sir Dankzalot
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( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ |
| Red |
BlastFM
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So I just ask him straight: |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Piney💗
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Tell Me It's Over |
| Red |
Un4given
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And I start thinking : what kind of rule i'm breaking? |
| Red |
BlastFM
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What is the rule which is not allowing me to play heavy in mid? |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
Un4given
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Maybe rule 3.6, about the amount of players with higher experience is limited? |
| Red |
Piney💗
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My Happy Ending |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
BlastFM
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And he said '7.3 - admin discretion' |
| Red |
Un4given
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But no, this is rule only about the players that joined after the provisional tiers were published |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
BlastFM
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And you know what? I just got fucking shocked |
| Red |
Un4given
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So maybe, the rule 3.6.1, about open/fresh meat team? Still no, because is only about the lower division |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Because I don't expect these faggots |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Gonna create a rule, which allow them to do whatever the fuck they want |
| Red |
Un4given
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As i know, mid divison is not open/fresh meat division |
| Red |
BlastFM
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So just try to imagine, that tomorrow an admin called supra is gonna add you on steam |
| Red |
Un4given
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So I just ask him straight: |
| Red |
BlastFM
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and say it, that you need to put your finger into your ass |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
BlastFM
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otherwise, you gonna get BANNED |
| Red |
Un4given
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What is the rule which is not allowing me to play heavy in mid? |
| Red |
indian smasher
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
| Red |
BlastFM
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And when you gonna ask him why, he gonna say 'rule 7.3, admin discretion' |
| Red |
Un4given
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And he said '7.3 - admin discretion' |
| Red |
BlastFM
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So this basically gives them the absolute power just base whatever they want to do |
| Red |
Un4given
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And you know what? I just got fucking shocked |
| Red |
BlastFM
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on their opinions, judgement, thoughts, decisions and nothing more |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Well, if they're not so fucking stupid why they just haven't invented a simple rule |
| Red |
Un4given
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Because I don't expect these faggots |
| Red |
BlastFM
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which is not allowing prem players to play their main classes |
| Red |
BlastFM
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the division, erhm, lower than 1 or 2... Is it simple? |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Well, maybe for me and you - yes, but not for them |
| Red |
BlastFM
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If the person is a braindead, he can't invent such rule |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Or maybe rule based on 3.6 scoring system with no shit about posting provisional tiers? |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Still no, still approving that they are retarded bunch of faggots |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Which like the power and which like to fuck you |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Okay, you know what? Before i continue to show you our dialogue and what happen next |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Pasta is a type of noodle that is used in cooking. |
| Red |
BlastFM
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On average, cats spend 2/3 of every day sleeping. |
| Red |
BlastFM
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Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor. |
| Red |
BlastFM
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When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down. |
| Red |
BlastFM
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The technical term for a cat’s hairball is a “bezoar”. |
| Red |
BlastFM
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A group of cats is called a “clowder”. |
| Red |
BlastFM
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I gonna remind you something: I'm playing this league for 12 years |
| Blue |
Oreztov88
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It's gaming time!! |
| Red |
Divine Anal Temple
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heavy LOL |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
|
10 players on our team |
| Blue |
WiLD|ScHooLBoY Trading TF2 Item
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2 spys? |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
|
yeah why |
| Blue |
Killer Queen
|
yeah it doesnt matter anymore |
| Blue |
WiLD|ScHooLBoY Trading TF2 Item
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cheating auto win |
| Blue |
teabix
|
wait why do you have 10 players |
| Blue |
Turkey Jerky
|
Lol |
| Red |
Un4given
|
/who |
| Red |
Un4given
|
!who |
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Console
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Reservation created by: 'RedTPC' |
| Red |
Un4given
|
kick him |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
|
there is a pyro main |
| Blue |
RedTPC
|
ffs |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
|
on spy for some reason |
| Red |
llamaElbrus
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ohh u cheating! |