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ETF2L config (2021-01-12) loaded. |
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* Please check that the settings are correct for this game mode! |
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* You must record POV demos and take screenshots of all results. |
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bladelores
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WHAT HAPPENED TO *MY* VID??? |
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bladelores
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SCAMMED BY CASUAL... |
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bladelores
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who is japanese cartoon enjoyer |
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Lemmy
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cubes |
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bladelores
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who is sulfur |
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booshoos
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coobs* |
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bladelores
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booshoos who are you |
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Casual
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sulfur is polis |
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Casual
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booshoos is voosh 8) |
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booshoos
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steel soldier |
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Casual
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and i'm casual :O |
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bladelores
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i think brown was voosh |
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ruby
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l;sfj ;'klasefj |
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ruby
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PEPE EPICK KEK OVERDOSE FRAG |
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I smell of Opium
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^^ |
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bladelores
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WAIT!!! |
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bladelores
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I GET TO USE MY STRANGE BLUTSAUGER I UNBOXED |
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Yvon of the Yukon
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sniper is kind of like a time traveler |
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bladelores
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ater |
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margaret
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why |
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Yvon of the Yukon
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making big moves |
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ruby
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femboy kisses uwu |
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Lemmy
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ez |
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Casual
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lemmy pyro main |
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GhostyGump
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turn of ur cheats u noob |
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Yvon of the Yukon
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I have to walk into pipes to dodge thing |
| Blue |
Yvon of the Yukon
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this is reverso world |
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Lemmy
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:C |
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margaret
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nigga |
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Buy premium to support serveme.tf and get access to more servers |
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bladelores
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needles!!!! |
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margaret
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Toriel |
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GhostyGump
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my wife |
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bladelores
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eat spicy crockets.... like a BOSS. |
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Casual
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plissken you look like a monster bro |
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booshoos
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energy |
| Red |
Casual
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SANDWICH |
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GhostyGump
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fuk u l;eemy go suck a big dick thats the same size as ur mums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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booshoos
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ruby dif |
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ruby
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femboy kisses uwu |
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GhostyGump
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*Sniff Sniff* Is that Feet I Smell? Such a pungent taste... |
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GhostyGump
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You just got owned by a Gamer-Girl |
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Lemmy
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IO WILL Killy oua t 3 am |
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margaret
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fuck you |
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margaret
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countering you right now and winning |
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booshoos
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If only your mother beat alcoholism instead of you, you wouldn't act the way you do. |
| Red |
booshoos
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Saying that you are an idiot would be an insult to all idiots. |
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Lemmy
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FZUCJ YIZ |
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booshoos
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If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ. |
| Red |
booshoos
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I'd tell you to kill yourself, but I don't want to enrage Satan by sending you down there. |
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booshoos
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You're the load your mother should have swallowed. |
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Yvon of the Yukon
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'':w |
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Lemmy
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tghat donesnt evem akensee |
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booshoos
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You fell out of the fuckup tree and hit every branch on the way down. |
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booshoos
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You're the poster child for the pro-choice movement. |
| Red |
booshoos
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I'd tell you to go outside, but you'd just ruin that for everyone else too |
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margaret
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fuck this stupid colorado map |
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Lemmy
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ez game easy life |
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GhostyGump
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this team sux can i swap??? |
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bladelores
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NIGGERS???? |
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booshoos
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ur family tree must be a circle |
| Red |
I smell of Opium
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not my favorite state |
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booshoos
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It must have been a sad day when you crawled from the abortion bucket. |
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margaret
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log.tf... |
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booshoos
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Honey, go eat some makeup so you could be pretty on the inside. |
| Red |
booshoos
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have you ever had a conversation where the other person wasn't just shaking their head in disappointment? |
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booshoos
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Can you just place your cat on the keyboard and leave? We've a better chance of winning that way. |
| Red |
booshoos
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It must have been a sad day when you crawled out of the abortion bucket. |
| Red |
booshoos
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Your idea of a comeback is jerking off into a fan |
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booshoos
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Being a dick won't make yours bigger. |
| Red |
booshoos
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I hope you're the last person in a human centipede. |
| Blue |
bladelores
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where's the inbred sandwich bind??? |
| Red |
booshoos
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Imagine going through nine months of pregnancy and getting this. |
| Red |
booshoos
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. |
| Red |
booshoos
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hello im nancy |
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booshoos
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It's impossible to underestimate you |
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booshoos
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I can't wait till I have Dementia so I can forget meeting your ugly ass |
| Red |
booshoos
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It's not that you're intimidating, youre face is just difficult to look at. |
| Red |
booshoos
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I would call you cancer, but cancer actually kills people. |
| Red |
booshoos
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You give a fucking aspirin a headache |
| Red |
booshoos
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My abacus has more processing power than you. |
| Red |
booshoos
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People like you demonstrate why Single Player mode should be mandatory. |
| Red |
booshoos
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The only time youd get laid is if you crawled up a chickens ass and it shit you back out |
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booshoos
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ok buddy retard buddy retard buddy |
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booshoos
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I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. |
| Red |
booshoos
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They say laughter is the best medicine. Your face should be at a local hospital. |
| Red |
booshoos
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You should let your chair play, at least it knows how to support. |
| Red |
booshoos
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You look like jimmy neutron |
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Lemmy
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ez game FOR blue lets agooow |
| Red |
booshoos
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fuck you |
| Red |
booshoos
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It's not that you're intimidating, youre face is just difficult to look at. |
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GhostyGump
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bad team bad team bad team bad team bad team bad team bad team bad team bad team bad team bad team bad team bad team bad team |
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psycho Gunkick!!!
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revenge! |
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I smell of Opium
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backcapping = sweaty tryhard |
| Red |
booshoos
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You must really like spectating your team |
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booshoos
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amet |
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booshoos
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metus |
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booshoos
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Bully |
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booshoos
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cursus |
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What's up, sons of Evropa |
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booshoos
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tortor |
| Red |
booshoos
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When you go to a family reunion, who brings the condoms? |
| Red |
booshoos
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venenatis |
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Lemmy
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доброе утро |
| Red |
booshoos
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iaculis |
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booshoos
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You have the same usefulness as a Lego kit given to an amputee. |
| Red |
booshoos
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I'd mess up your face, but it looks like sperm and the egg that made you beat me to it |
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booshoos
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orci |
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booshoos
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mattis |
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booshoos
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mauris |
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It's almost night though |
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Lemmy
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I only know how to say morning |
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brown noise for competitivemind
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wtf are you talking about voosh |
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Casual
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hi siger |
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добрый вечер |
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booshoos
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I think you meant to click on Tutorial |
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ruby
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cries |
| Red |
booshoos
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Your ass must be jealous about all that shit coming from your mouth |
| Red |
booshoos
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You are why aliens wont talk to us. |
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psycho Gunkick!!!
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rekt! |
| Red |
booshoos
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Were you born in the streets? Because that is where most accidents happen. |
| Red |
booshoos
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With aim like that, I'm surprised you managed to hit the install button. |
| Red |
booshoos
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I need an apology letter can I borrow your birth certificate? |
| Red |
booshoos
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I didn't know trash could talk! |
| Red |
booshoos
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atleast hitler knew when to kill himself |
| Red |
booshoos
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i thought i was ugly but evolution really took a step back with you. |
| Red |
booshoos
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Did your parents meet at a family reunion by any chance? |
| Red |
booshoos
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Saying that you are an idiot would be an insult to all idiots. |
| Red |
booshoos
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If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ. |
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ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
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bladelores
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the classic |
| Red |
ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
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Lemmy
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no youare nbto |
| Red |
margaret
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My bewbz itch |
| Red |
margaret
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MEEGAR LAWLZ!! |
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Lemmy
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youre 13 youre overdosing on homework |
| Red |
GhostyGump
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*Sniff Sniff* Is that Feet I Smell? Such a pungent taste... |
| Red |
ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
| Red |
booshoos
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I'd tell you to kill yourself, but I don't want to enrage Satan by sending you down there. |
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ruby
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no |
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booshoos
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You're the load your mother should have swallowed. |
| Red |
margaret
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WHEN U KILL THE MEDIC SAY MEEGAR LAWLZ! |
| Red |
booshoos
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You fell out of the fuckup tree and hit every branch on the way down. |
| Red |
ruby
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hw is for neards |
| Red |
booshoos
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You're the poster child for the pro-choice movement. |
| Red |
booshoos
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I'd tell you to go outside, but you'd just ruin that for everyone else too |
| Red |
booshoos
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ur family tree must be a circle |
| Red |
booshoos
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It must have been a sad day when you crawled from the abortion bucket. |
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ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
| Red |
booshoos
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It was a sad day at the hospital when you crawled out of the abortion bucket |
| Red |
ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
| Red |
booshoos
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Honey, go eat some makeup so you could be pretty on the inside. |
| Red |
booshoos
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have you ever had a conversation where the other person wasn't just shaking their head in disappointment? |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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HODld the last pöoingt |
| Red |
booshoos
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It's not that you're intimidating, youre face is just difficult to look at. |
| Red |
ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
| Red |
ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
| Red |
GhostyGump
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i carried |
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japanese cartoon enjoyer
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ez |
| Blue |
bladelores
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this isn't fun anymore..... |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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ruby uis wear to tgod s iw il mak,e yyyyyyojlh .,ynm |
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Someone's drunk again |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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OF COURese dude its aw eekend |
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Casual
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joe? |
| Blue |
bladelores
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krauts v kazakhstan |
| Blue |
bladelores
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krauts v estonia |
| Blue |
psycho Gunkick!!!
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noob |
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Lemmy
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we did that in ww1 |
| Red |
margaret
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FARMING NOOB! |
| Red |
margaret
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DUEL FARM NOOB |
| Red |
Casual
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joe coming back? |
| Red |
ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
| Blue |
bladelores
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250 ping on a euro server... |
| Blue |
bladelores
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it's over. |
| Blue |
Yvon of the Yukon
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guys our team is falling apart |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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24e never wwfall aaprt eazuy win |
| Blue |
bladelores
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>>NEARING 300 |
| Blue |
bladelores
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SAVE ME |
| Blue |
bladelores
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SKY BROADBAND |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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JUNGE WIE LEBST DU NOCH |
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Put your bets on how high Blade's ping will go |
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margaret
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OVER9000! |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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300 |
| Blue |
bladelores
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already hit it bro |
| Red |
Casual
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lol |
| Blue |
bladelores
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bab numbers |
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Casual taking that slow ass TP |
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LMAO |
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margaret
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RAGE CAGE!! |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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zu easy LOL hashahaha |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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actualy nah ill be nice good dcueal frien d |
| Blue |
bladelores
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how the fuck is my ping on an eu server the same as a texas one |
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Thanks for using serveme.tf Casual! Have you considered donating to keep this service alive? |
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Casual
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PLISSKEN CLASSIC BODYSHOT |
| Red |
booshoos
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THE PLISSKEN CLASSIC BODYSHOT |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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mxy englsih kenntnisse are degrading so hard rn |
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The German in him is awakening |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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sbunper on on ur last |
| Red |
ruby
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LOL |
| Red |
Casual
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owned again! |
| Red |
GhostyGump
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You just got owned by a Gamer-Girl |
| Red |
ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
| Red |
booshoos
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I would call you cancer, but cancer actually kills people. |
| Blue |
Yvon of the Yukon
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I reflected all those rockets on my screen |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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no youre over dosing on duel loss lol |
| Red |
Casual
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just like last time!! |
| Red |
ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
| Red |
margaret
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Avenging Rooby |
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ruby buby |
| Red |
margaret
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noob |
| Blue |
Yvon of the Yukon
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yes waste you time on me |
| Red |
margaret
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IM PLAYING GUILE'S THEME |
| Red |
GhostyGump
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lmao who got shellshocked??? |
| Red |
booshoos
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CLASSIC |
| Red |
booshoos
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PLISSKEN |
| Red |
booshoos
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BODY SHOT |
| Red |
margaret
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GUILE'S THEME GOES WITH EVERYTHING |
| Red |
ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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pi actually die to ruby =??????? |
| Red |
booshoos
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You give a fucking aspirin a headache |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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its over fellars its over |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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sporry if iim rude im too drunk to care rn LOL |
| Red |
margaret
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SISSY AIRBLAST |
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brown noise for competitivemind
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nice kill :vD |
| Red |
GhostyGump
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ENGINEER FRAGS!!!!!1 |
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Lemmy just sees pixel on the screen, not the image they form |
| Red |
Casual
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-_- |
| Red |
GhostyGump
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
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Plissken is doing green Ratchet cosplay? |
| Blue |
Plissken
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i think im the noid |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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what |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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we duelling a? |
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What does the N on Noid's belly stand for |
| Blue |
psycho Gunkick!!!
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siger pls sub 4 us alias is afk |
| Blue |
Yvon of the Yukon
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w |
| Red |
margaret
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GUILE |
| Blue |
Lemmy
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сигер карри |
| Red |
GhostyGump
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You just got owned by a Gamer-Girl |
| Red |
booshoos
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My abacus has more processing power than you. |
| Red |
Casual
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owned!!! every time! |
| Red |
booshoos
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Wait, wait, wait. Let me guess. It was lag, wasn't it? |
| Red |
GhostyGump
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You just got owned by a Gamer-Girl |
| Red |
booshoos
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I guess the abortion clinic forgot one |
| Red |
ruby
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I AM OVERDOSING ON KEK RIGHT NOW !!! |
| Red |
booshoos
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What's the biggest difference between you and Hitler? At least Hitler managed to kill himself. |