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Console
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"UGC TF2 HL Stopwatch cfg v.05-07-14 executed, reload map once before start" |
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Console
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"Payload & Attack-Defend Map Rules = Winner is best 2/3 Stopwatch Halves" |
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Console
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"Exec ugc_off.cfg at match end to reset server." |
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Utsuho Reiuji from Touhou 11
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traitor |
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Console
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Remembering RCON passwords is annoying, so from now on you can use !rcon to send commands in chat, for example: !rcon changelevel cp_badlands |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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where is the other team? |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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enemies? |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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Who wants some TF2 jokes? |
| Blue |
libero
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you are so normal :D |
| Blue |
libero
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you are so normal :D |
| Blue |
libero
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you are so normal :D |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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Why did the Engineer's dispenser explode? Because it had a Short Circuit. |
| Red |
shiroko
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NUKANGA CHECK DISCORD |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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:o |
| Red |
shiroko
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LMFAOOOOOO |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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lol! XD |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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What is a free-to-play players's favourite song? Its Not Unusual. |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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What's a moderator's favourite hat? GreyBANNs. |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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How can Heavy be justified as a woman? Because she always throws Sandviches for everyone. |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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:o |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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lol! XD |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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I am telling rgl |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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oops I mean we are using the shit one |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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nvm |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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What is the difference between a Spy and a Medic? The team that is yelling at him. |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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You're keeping count of how many times you drink that Bonk? That's... Strange. |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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What do you call Saxton Hale's falling from the sky? A Hale-storm. |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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shut the fuck up buddy!!! :D |
| Blue |
libero
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you are so normal :D |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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Why does Engineer scream for no reason? He has Turrets Syndrome. |
| Blue |
libero
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you are so normal :D |
| Blue |
libero
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˜”*°•.˜”*°•₲ⱤØØ₥ɆⱤ ĐØ₩₦•°*”˜.•°*”˜ |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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shut the fuck up buddy!!! :D |
| Blue |
libero
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˜”*°•.˜”*°•₲ⱤØØ₥ɆⱤ ĐØ₩₦•°*”˜.•°*”˜ |
| Blue |
libero
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˜”*°•.˜”*°•₲ⱤØØ₥ɆⱤ ĐØ₩₦•°*”˜.•°*”˜ |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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What do you call a Heavy who eats too many Dalokoh's bars? HEAVY!!! |
| Blue |
libero
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˜”*°•.˜”*°•₲ⱤØØ₥ɆⱤ ĐØ₩₦•°*”˜.•°*”˜ |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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nice job buddy you just made the top 10 most retarded tf2 players list :) |
| Blue |
libero
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help! Timeless ƒ¤: !help |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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How long did it take for Engineer to erect his buildings? A sentry. |
| Blue |
Rh0mbus
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nice |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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If you let YoungSanity join your team, does that make you a groomer? |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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Why doesn't Scout take LSD? Because rainbows make him cry. |
| Blue |
Seal
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can I ring my dad |
| Blue |
Seal
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he is 55 |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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hl teams when the one player is not joining the game again lol |
| Blue |
Seal
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im jk |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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What did Spy say to someone he just backstabbed? I've got your back. |
| Red |
Arthur
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dude, that joke was so bad the devil gave him his chair |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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shut the fuck up buddy!!! :D |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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Engineer asks Heavy for a pen while drawing up blueprints, and Heavy replies, Dis pen, sir? |
| Blue |
Clueless
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hi foxxy |
| Red |
shiroko
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read what i said above |
| Red |
shiroko
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in disc |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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What did Engineer say to his chef? I'm Makin' Bacon. |
| Blue |
libero
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you are so normal :D |
| Blue |
libero
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(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ xᴅ ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ ) |
| Blue |
libero
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(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ xᴅ ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ ) |
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Benjy52 | YT
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What do you call it when Merasmus has sex with a dead body? A necro-smasher. |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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I <3 girls |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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What did Scout say after Archimedes went inside him? Holy Mackerel! |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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): |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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What did Scout say when he picked up a Sandman on the ground? Wow, that looks stunning! |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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>:( |
| Blue |
Seal
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unban brandon |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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im not brandon |
| Blue |
Clueless
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8v8? |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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Why did Scout's mum stop talking to Spy? Because he gave her spy crabs. |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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fuck it no spy on each team |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6U0q36ttSR8 |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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useless class anyways |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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we rolled your guys 6s team on wednesday |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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EAT SHIT KIDDO!!! #rolled #beamed #boxedlikeafish #clappedlikeyourmom #morefreethancostcosample #dickbiggerthanyours |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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time for you to get your revenge |
| Blue |
libero
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no |
| Blue |
libero
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we will 8v 9 |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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did the nc bait? |
| Red |
Scatman's {World}
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we do a tad, small tiny little bit of joking around |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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what class you not going to use? |
| Blue |
Rh0mbus
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any of t hem |
| Blue |
libero
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math\ |
| Blue |
Rh0mbus
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we are running 8 miss paulings |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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true!!! |
| Red |
Utsuho Reiuji from Touhou 11
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secks tf2 |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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omg don' |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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anyone here play league of legends |
| Blue |
[redacted] from touhou 16
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8x civilian x40 on cart |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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and want to queue |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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dont do 8 miss paulings im trying to paly tf2 not bust a nut |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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you guys want to do a cp_orange match instead? |
| Blue |
[redacted] from touhou 16
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yes |
| Red |
Scatman's {World}
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we do a tad, small tiny little bit of joking around |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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can we please do 6s instead |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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im bored |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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u guys can ring me if u want <3 |
| Blue |
libero
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do you watch soundsmith???? |
| Blue |
libero
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do you watch soundsmith???? |
| Blue |
libero
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do you watch soundsmith???? |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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NO FUCK OFF |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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i met him once! |
| Blue |
libero
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you are so normal :D |
| Blue |
Clueless
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engineer players should die |
| Blue |
libero
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you are so normal :D |
| Blue |
libero
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you are so normal :D |
| Blue |
Cambonieboo
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Lasky : It's called a schmegagle |
| Blue |
libero
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˜”*°•.˜”*°•₲ⱤØØ₥ɆⱤ ĐØ₩₦•°*”˜.•°*”˜ |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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I will kill soundsmith ngl |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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fun class |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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if I ever meet him irl I will go full psycho mode and pull his teeth out |
| Blue |
libero
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do you watch soundsmith???? |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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guys i miss star_!!! |
| Blue |
monotone/colorful
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i hate white people |
| Blue |
monotone/colorful
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so much |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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iKonaKona |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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kekW |
| Blue |
libero
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why do smash players not like steve i thought they loved miners |
| Blue |
libero
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why do smash players not like steve i thought they loved miners |
| Blue |
libero
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why do smash players not like steve i thought they loved miners |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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guys i miss star_!!!guys i miss star_!!! |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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guys i miss star_!!! |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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thats the old tf2ber i remember |
| Red |
Scatman's {World}
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we do a tad, small tiny little bit of joking around |
| Blue |
libero
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why do smash players not like steve i thought they loved miners |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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I shat |
| Blue |
Solstrom
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untied gaming clan! |
| Blue |
libero
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you are so normal :D |
| Blue |
libero
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you are so normal :D |
| Blue |
Clueless
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go to the spawn door |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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guitar players love fingering a minor |
| Blue |
Clueless
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foxxy |
| Blue |
libero
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help! Timeless ƒ¤: !help |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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thanks I am normal lol! :D |
| Blue |
libero
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(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ xᴅ ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ ) |
| Blue |
libero
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(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ xᴅ ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ ) |
| Red |
shiroko
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KILL ME |
| Red |
shiroko
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:'( |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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Engineer asks Heavy for a pen while drawing up blueprints, and Heavy replies, Dis pen, sir? |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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can you guys throw this so the time is faster? |
| Blue |
Clueless
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NO |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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if your names in red you're a pedophile |
| Blue |
Clueless
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I WOULD GET BANNED |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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How did Heavy craft the Eviction Notice? With his Bear Hands! |
| Blue |
libero
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help! Timeless ƒ¤: !help |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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its ugc not rgl |
| Red |
Scatman's {World}
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rocky ball buster |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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you wont get banned |
| Blue |
Clueless
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true |
| Red |
Arthur
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how many joke bind does this guy have? |
| Blue |
monotone/colorful
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SENTENCE PUBBER 300 YEARS GULAG 인간에 대한 범죄 |
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Console
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Remembering RCON passwords is annoying, so from now on you can use !rcon to send commands in chat, for example: !rcon changelevel cp_badlands |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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i got left behind |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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:( |
| Blue |
monotone/colorful
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xd! |
| Red |
Utsuho Reiuji from Touhou 11
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baste |
| Blue |
[redacted] from touhou 16
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LMAO |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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good one |
| Blue |
libero
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not cool bro.... |
| Blue |
monotone/colorful
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K |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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ouchg |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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99% wow |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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it was a drop |
| Blue |
foosbal (◣_◢)
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yes it was |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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i think it just became 100% before it showed up |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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it worked |
| Blue |
libero
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or |
| Blue |
Solstrom
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????????? |
| Blue |
Rh0mbus
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pub push always works |
| Blue |
libero
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you guys should be invite |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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libero why the fuck are you the way you are? |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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thats what im sayin!!! :) |
| Blue |
libero
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i am trolling |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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that typing got me killed nooo |
| Blue |
monotone/colorful
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LOl |
| Red |
shiroko
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LMAO |
| Blue |
Seal
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lol |
| Red |
shiroko
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are oyu on fucking candy cane??? |
| Red |
shiroko
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LOL |
| Blue |
monotone/colorful
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bro |
| Blue |
monotone/colorful
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please |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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phlog!? |
| Blue |
libero
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pong |
| Blue |
Clueless
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you are doing nothign |
| Blue |
Clueless
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rethink your life |
| Blue |
Clueless
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and shoot chill |
| Blue |
libero
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wtff! |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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is this a jab at the spy |
| Blue |
foosbal (◣_◢)
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were a theory team |
| Blue |
Clueless
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we have nukanga demo |
| Blue |
Clueless
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we area losing |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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we are a nc team |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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i play like nc |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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:o experimental methods detected!!! pogface: on! >:) |
| Red |
Scatman's {World}
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gr |
| Blue |
monotone/colorful
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BAD ROUND |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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we're below newcomer |
| Blue |
monotone/colorful
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NOT ENOUGH TROLLING |
| Blue |
monotone/colorful
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DIEDIEDIEDIE |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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if u need sub dm me |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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im league of legends player |
| Blue |
foosbal (◣_◢)
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im new |
| Blue |
foosbal (◣_◢)
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foosbal friday! |
| Blue |
Clueless
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God: yo wheelchair |
| Blue |
libero
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newkanga! |
| Blue |
foosbal (◣_◢)
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LIBERO!!! |
| Blue |
Rh0mbus
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awful server |
| Red |
Let's Go Brandon
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serveme |
| Blue |
Solstrom
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is there a spy? |
| Red |
Benjy52 | YT
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im not falling for that spy |
| Blue |
Clueless
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like i said |
| Blue |
Clueless
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shoot chill |
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Console
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Remembering RCON passwords is annoying, so from now on you can use !rcon to send commands in chat, for example: !rcon changelevel cp_badlands |
| Red |
♡BABY♡DABRIBIOUS♡
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:3 |
| Red |
i shit my pants
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gg |
| Red |
Scatman's {World}
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GG |