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Console
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"RGL 6s 5cp Scrim Config Executed." |
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Console
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"First to 5 wins! No halftime." |
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Console
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"To be safe, please ***CHANGELEVEL*** to reload all settings properly and prevent any crashes." |
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Console
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"To end the game early for whatever reason, simply reexec this config." |
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Console
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"Exec rgl_off or restart your server 90 seconds after you have fully finished playing." |
| Blue |
deez
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●•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲]۩۞۩•● |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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get 6 or fear |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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FEEEAR |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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RESTARTING |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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GAME |
| Blue |
Mast
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bad |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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rup or fear |
| Blue |
deez
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*DEAD* Fuzzycoco : Help I've been bodyshot and can't get up! |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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chigen egwol 10 minat 10 minat |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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why no rup |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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fear?????? |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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seriously though what are we waiting on? |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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goooo |
| Blue |
deez
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*DEAD* Fuzzycoco : Help I've been bodyshot and can't get up! |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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banans |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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bananas |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. |
| Blue |
average medic player
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nor way |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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god dam it |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Home is where the random crits are. |
| Blue |
average medic player
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ah ha ha |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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All roads lead to random crits. |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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rip bozo |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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fuzzy please |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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hm |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Random crits are fair and balanced. |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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'Rare high moment' |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Cr1T1iCal SH1t |
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Console
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rolled |
| Red |
k.⌫
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I dislike this server, I keep lagging like arthur |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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mexico |
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Console
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rip bo haha |
| Blue |
average medic player
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i tired lol |
| Blue |
Mast
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WHAT |
| Red |
k.⌫
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ez |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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im doin so bad rn |
| Blue |
deez
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LMAO |
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Console
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rip bozo |
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Console
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swit n sawoah pok fivdeen minat fivdeen minat |
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Console
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Anyone playing can download the STV demo's and logs. Visit na.serveme.tf after the match and view the matches you recently played in |
| Blue |
Ron
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cant believe i died to the autistic guy |
| Red |
k.⌫
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who? |
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Console
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how.... |
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Console
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jimmy die... |
| Red |
k.⌫
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bozo |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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rip bozo |
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Console
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jimmy die to japan sword.. |
| Blue |
Ron
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my crosshair glitched |
| Blue |
Ron
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im so far gone that i read damage numbers as kilograms and convert to lbs |
| Red |
k.⌫
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LMFAOOOO |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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BO BEEF |
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Console
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fears |
| Blue |
average medic player
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sighs... |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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bo schizo |
| Blue |
average medic player
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bro... |
| Red |
k.⌫
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ns |
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Console
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rip bozo |
| Red |
k.⌫
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LFMAOOO[ |
| Blue |
deez
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lol |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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rip bozo |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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/r |
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Console
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/r |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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fuzzy = arthur |
| Blue |
deez
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fucking teleporting |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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gaben hates me |
| Red |
Fuzzycoco
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I cant aim either though |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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i aint no prog |
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Console
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art rolling |
| Blue |
Ron
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penis |
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Console
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swit n sawoah pok fivdeen minat fivdeen minat |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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duck |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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chigen egwol 10 minat 10 minat |
| Blue |
deez
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chimp |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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awooga |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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big |
| Red |
k.⌫
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That was just unluck |
| Red |
k.⌫
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y |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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big |
| Blue |
Ron
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ron |
| Blue |
deez
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●•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲]۩۞۩•● |
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Console
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rip bozo |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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so bad |
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Console
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swit n sawoah pok fivdeen minat fivdeen minat |
| Blue |
deez
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ur so bad |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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soooooo baaaad |
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Console
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beef |
| Blue |
Mast
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damn |
| Blue |
Ron
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FUCK YOU K!!!!!! |
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Console
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k dead = win |
| Red |
It's_Art_DDD#59
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sammy moment |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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... |
| Red |
stinkyyyyyyyratt
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LMFAO |
| Red |
k.⌫
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LMFAOO |
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Console
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHUISDHUFHAISDUHASDFH |
| Blue |
Average pocket player
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big |
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Console
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Anyone playing can download the STV demo's and logs. Visit na.serveme.tf after the match and view the matches you recently played in |
| Blue |
Mast
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k dead = win |
| Blue |
Ron
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valiant |