Red |
Balen
|
just go to etf2l discord and ask for merc if you have no homies to ask |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
I had teammates to ask but a lot of them refused, could have went on etf2l straight away instead yeah |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
does your team want to scrim instead sometime? |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
sure why not |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
all right, thanks for being cool about it |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
you guys seem nice |
Red |
thysponge55
|
no point being toxic really |
Red |
thysponge55
|
shit happens y'all |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
ye |
Red |
Balen
|
so you don't want to find the merc and play the second map? |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
I'm going to send a pipebomb to your mailbox for this |
Blue |
fur
|
we would need 2 guys tho |
Blue |
fur
|
cause one of us left |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
yikes |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
2 pipebombs |
Red |
thysponge55
|
3v3 NO BALLS |
Red |
Balen
|
:/ |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
hell yes |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
heavy 1v1 |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
com on |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
aight |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
heavy 1v1 |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
the rest of us don't mind playing something else just to spend the time |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
fists or the gloves? |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
if you want to go sunshine and try 5v5 or something we'd like to |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
dunno if ETF2L admins will tolerate this lmao |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
you can just say it was a default win we don't care about that |
Blue |
fur
|
this isnt etf2l at this point |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
yeah XD |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
alright we'll claim default I guess |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
we can still play tho |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
yeah |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
w |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
o |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
wp* |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
WP |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
THE 360 |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
yea |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
THE TRICKPUNCH |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
i got destroyed |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
NO SCOPE |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
omo combo |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
let's do this |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
mouse wiggled |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
BATTLE MEDIC |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
STOP HIM |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
NEVER |
Blue |
fur
|
he maxed out his evasion stat! |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
DR SEXS ISNT REAL |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
DR SEXS: |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
I ain't no Mr. cool |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
OH NO |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
Big sex invented women to boost their condom sale numbers |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
NOT THE DORKTOR SEXKS |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
I swear I saw someone die while ubered |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
good idea |
Blue |
fur
|
who wakes up early, finds gold. |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
and me in their house |
Blue |
fur
|
one finch wont cause a summer. |
Red |
Level 1 Player
|
[7][7][7] Lucky Bitch! |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
roamer medic is actually hard |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
HA |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
i win |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
>] |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
roamer med vs pocket med |
Blue |
fur
|
there was a dog market in buda only once. |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
the pomson is too OP |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
people want 2 demos on their deam like bro imagine you had a roamer med |
Blue |
fur
|
treat others how you want to be treated/ |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
threat others how you want to be threated |
Red |
Level 1 Player
|
threatened* |
Blue |
fur
|
holy shit |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
defeatened |
Red |
Level 1 Player
|
deafened |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
deaf- ended? |
Blue |
fur
|
dont look into the teeth of a gift horse. |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
orange jumper deals +5% damage to opponents during midfights if you have the purple unusual |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
guys my rocket launcher is bugged.. |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
it deals no damage |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
you need better unusual synergy |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
gotta spend all of my money on purple unusual |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
brb |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
I have a purple unusual but its for scout |
Blue |
fur
|
oh no! that wont work! |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
:( |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
purple unusual on scout gives you 1% chance to deal 1% more damage against enemies who spent 1% or more of their time in water |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
actual tf2 stats |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
I swear I've played RPG games with stupider stats |
Blue |
fur
|
i can deal 69000 damage over 69000 hours. |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
both teams took the skillsman weapon |
Blue |
fur
|
straightpiss puncture |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
oh no :( |
Red |
thysponge55
|
snipahs good job m8 |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
xd |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
traps arent gay |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
yes. |
Red |
Level 1 Player
|
ur mom is |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
mom? |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
guys last cap isnt working |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
what how |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
heal the cap |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
it's damaged |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
your medic too busy unhealing us |
Red |
thysponge55
|
why makret garner banneled |
Blue |
fur
|
you gotta hit it with the engineer |
Blue |
fur
|
200 metal per hit |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
try reaper it |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
market gardener was banned because the moderators found it to be one of the strongest legendary unlocks that have high drop rat |
Red |
thysponge55
|
d.va, use your ult!! |
Red |
thysponge55
|
they have a bastian left |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
nerf this |
Red |
thysponge55
|
rein is low |
Blue |
fur
|
sebastian? |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
they nerfed ( happy ending ) |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
Seb As von Tian? |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
Jarvis, download D.VA wet fart compilation part 12 |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
how to find it? asking for a friend |
Blue |
fur
|
fail! |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
hax |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
rigged |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
should have download the fart comp |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
Jarvis, type 'gg ez no re' in the chat after I heal the last cap |
Red |
thysponge55
|
You forgot to check your BACK! |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
oh no :( |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
THE MEDIC CLUTCH |
Red |
thysponge55
|
syringe dif |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
YESS |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
xd |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
true |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
yo why arent games like these ever casted |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
imagien |
Blue |
average purple enjoyer
|
they should |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
get dummtm on this |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
the 2 sides of tf2 comp |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
'MEDIC TOOK 150 KILL HIM WTF' |
Blue |
fur
|
DO A DPIM! DO A DIPS!SM! |
Blue |
fur
|
ix |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
sumo on last point |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
when a comp match is more casual than hightower casual |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
playing minecraft rn |
Red |
Balen
|
!rcon sv_cheats 1 |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
I'll go play terraria |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
the endgame |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
don't play etf2l at 3am in 2022 |
Blue |
Alric Arrier
|
Mann vs Madness |
Blue |
fur
|
he addcond oned |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
wonderfull |
Red |
(1)Diarr
|
but I'll be going now as well good luck in your next offis |
Red |
Level 1 Player
|
!rcon mp_winlimit 2 |
Blue |
fur
|
im gonna go to |
Blue |
fur
|
bye |
Blue |
fur
|
too |