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Console
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че |
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Console
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чё |
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Console
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а |
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Console
|
я незареган |
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Console
|
там же регать нада |
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Console
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вроде |
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Console
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нет |
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Console
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я играл паро раз |
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Console
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блят, они вчера обсуждали |
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Console
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а ты его смотришь? |
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Console
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что зарегаться люди не могли. И говорил |
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Console
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про свой серв |
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Console
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стримы редко |
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Console
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чаще нарезко |
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Console
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от него |
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Console
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ведь стримы просматривать 3 часа |
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Console
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ваще почти никогда его не смотрел |
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Console
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нет времени |
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Console
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пока с лювоном не ишли его стримснайпить |
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Console
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мне банан предлагал |
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Console
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ААА |
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Console
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но ток не получилось |
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Console
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И ТЕБЕ)))))))))))) |
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Console
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предлагал |
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Console
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кекв |
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Console
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ваще че так банан(лювоне) полюбил снайпить кела |
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Console
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вроде один раз кел его за читами |
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Console
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застал |
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Console
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и в профиль написал |
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Console
|
ему |
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Console
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да |
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Console
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пиздец мне ласт время не везёт |
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Console
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?? |
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Console
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вроде ебешь нупчиков |
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Console
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френдли.... |
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Console
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или ты про другое |
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Console
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нет |
|
Console
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я кста нормальных не ебу |
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Console
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ф |
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Console
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типа новачков |
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Console
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и которые нормальные |
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Console
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броу тибе нада тренироваца |
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Console
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ибо почти все френдли тупо далбаёбы с 1к часов в тф |
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Console
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и ещё агро пздц |
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Console
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по этому я их и ебу |
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Console
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ибо они не френдли |
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Console
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а про невезение |
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Console
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в прямом |
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Console
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а |
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Console
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гдето пол месяца не где не везёт |
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Console
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то иду и мизинец об край кровати ебану |
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Console
|
то опрокину что то |
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Console
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то -скилл в игре |
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Console
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пздц у меня такое чаще и я уже не обращаю |
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Console
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и тд и тп |
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Console
|
внимание |
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Console
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на это |
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Console
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ну мастер |
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Console
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да я скилл |
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Console
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по сету видно |
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Console
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УУУУ |
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Console
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ТРЕЙДОРАС |
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Console
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ФУУУУУ |
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Console
|
не |
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Console
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БИЛЛ ЧЕРНЫЙ |
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Console
|
я забросил |
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Console
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ПАНЯТНА |
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Console
|
ЧЕЕЕЕЕЛ |
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Console
|
Я раньше тоже носил билл |
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Console
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черный |
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Console
|
но прродал |
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Console
|
я вообще хочу себе белый сэт |
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Console
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в каме???!!?? |
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Console
|
нууууууууууууу |
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Console
|
как хоч |
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Console
|
белый сет |
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Console
|
гибус |
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Console
|
балаклава |
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Console
|
ботинки на скаута и демо |
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Console
|
изи белая |
|
Console
|
почти |
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Console
|
голова |
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Console
|
угу |
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Console
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белая |
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Console
|
ну не белая |
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Console
|
там розово-белая |
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Console
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легко |
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Console
|
у меня тоже белая |
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Console
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да? |
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Console
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рагач |
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Console
|
да |
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Console
|
нет |
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Console
|
я памер |
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Console
|
лан |
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Console
|
у него |
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Console
|
другой сет |
|
Console
|
но паебать |
|
Console
|
хачу в сцп фортресс |
|
Console
|
оу ноу |
|
Console
|
или в следнер |
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Console
|
ООО |
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Console
|
бадландс мидл |
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Console
|
мге7?Ё!?!?э |
|
Console
|
на мид выйди |
|
Console
|
мге рефренс |
|
Console
|
прикинь |
|
Console
|
у меня полностю фулл пачка ммдсма |
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Console
|
ммдмса |
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Console
|
крутой |
|
Console
|
че не ешь |
|
Console
|
хаваю |
|
Console
|
просто сказал |
|
Console
|
что открыл |
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Console
|
а там воздуха нету |
|
Console
|
я хз когда последний раз ммдс ел |
|
Console
|
забывал про него |
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Console
|
если не брать между самими конфетами |
|
Console
|
я тож не помню |
|
Console
|
ууууууууу |
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Console
|
хг |
|
Console
|
!nominate |
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Console
|
гей |
|
Console
|
пидары мид пушат |
|
Console
|
на пуджах |
|
Console
|
щя баунти хантера пикну |
|
Console
|
аче не сф |
|
Console
|
НЕ ТРОГАТЕ |
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Console
|
ПОЧЕМУ |
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Console
|
ТЫ МАЕВО ДРУГА УБИЛ |
|
Console
|
прости что я убил тебя |
|
Console
|
НЕ ПРАЩУ |
|
Console
|
ТЕБЕ НЕТ ПРАЩЕНЫЯ |
|
Console
|
ЕЗ |
|
Console
|
лол |
|
Console
|
стрельнул в меня |
|
Console
|
и ливнул |
|
Console
|
сасай |
|
Console
|
го кто первый на базу |
|
Console
|
НЕ СПРАВЕДЛИВО |
|
Console
|
ОК |
|
Console
|
ПОГНАОИ? |
|
Console
|
без смертей |
|
Console
|
1 |
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Console
|
НРЕТ |
|
Console
|
2 |
|
Console
|
ВСЕ\ |
|
Console
|
НА БАЗЕ |
|
Console
|
изи |
|
Console
|
бля хачу уметь делать пого на демо |
|
Console
|
раньше умел |
|
Console
|
немнога |
|
Console
|
!DestroyTF2 |
|
Console
|
go medic |
|
Console
|
medic |
|
Console
|
also dont press f1 if anything |
|
Console
|
k |
|
Console
|
dont want the game to start |
|
Console
|
this is how competitive works btw |
|
Console
|
but its irrelevant |
|
Console
|
LOL |
|
Console
|
taunt killed |
|
Console
|
i killed you with the ubersaw taunt |
|
Console
|
lol |
|
Console
|
ubersaw has the thing that if you hit you get 25% uber |
|
Console
|
taunt kill just gives 100% lol |
|
Console
|
because of this i can show you what uber does |
|
Console
|
by healing people you charge it up |
|
Console
|
healnig people who are damaged gives more uber which is a reward for healing people who need it |
|
Console
|
now for the stock medigun |
|
Console
|
ubercharge does this |
|
Console
|
try to kill me |
|
Console
|
yeah |
|
Console
|
whoever im healing gets uber too |
|
Console
|
cool |
|
Console
|
if you keep m1'ing everyone they'll get some uber for themselves which is why people say you should uber everyone a bit |
|
Console
|
can you check your inv |
|
Console
|
tell me what weapons you have |
|
Console
|
syringe gun |
|
Console
|
no like the weapon inventory |
|
Console
|
at esc |
|
Console
|
oh |
|
Console
|
in items |
|
Console
|
i only have a frying pan |
|
Console
|
ok use it on every class |
|
Console
|
k |
|
Console
|
literally best weapon (its a reskin) |
|
Console
|
this game has lots of reskins |
|
Console
|
basically function as other weapons but look different |
|
Console
|
anyway lemme see if i can join your team |
|
Console
|
i can |
|
Console
|
i need healing |
|
Console
|
use your medigun |
|
Console
|
insane! |
|
Console
|
look how your uber goes up |
|
Console
|
13 |
|
Console
|
but if im overhealed it goes up slower |
|
Console
|
if i have max overheal you get uber very slow |
|
Console
|
this is also why i'll do this |
|
Console
|
now you can heal me |
|
Console
|
and get uber faster |
|
Console
|
its a common strat |
|
Console
|
nice |
|
Console
|
now charge me |
|
Console
|
heal me |
|
Console
|
and m1 |
|
Console
|
lol |
|
Console
|
ok so now you know how the medigun works |
|
Console
|
as a medic you mostly just use the medigun |
|
Console
|
can you explain other classes |
|
Console
|
since you dont have the ubersaw dont even bother using your syringe gun or bonesaw |
|
Console
|
always look for people to heal |
|
Console
|
medic is not a fighter |
|
Console
|
he's a medic |
|
Console
|
btw press z x or c |
|
Console
|
its amazing |
|
Console
|
csgo has this too |
|
Console
|
the most useful 2 are medic (E) |
|
Console
|
and spy! (x2) |
|
Console
|
x2 basically says theres aspy around and warns your team |
|
Console
|
e calls for medic |
|
Console
|
and medics will see you calling |
|
Console
|
what else |
|
Console
|
yeah so |
|
Console
|
can you explain spy to me or smth |
|
Console
|
now that you know how to heal |
|
Console
|
im going to tell something else |
|
Console
|
as a medic you wanna stay behind your teammates |
|
Console
|
be as safe as possible while healing |
|
Console
|
because as a medic you are a target to everyone |
|
Console
|
they want to get rid of the important healer |
|
Console
|
this means dont stand here when healing me |
|
Console
|
stand here |
|
Console
|
behind the boxes |
|
Console
|
see how much safer this is? |
|
Console
|
yeah |
|
Console
|
also |
|
Console
|
this is for every class |
|
Console
|
always look behind you every like 2 seconds |
|
Console
|
because spies will want to get that back |
|
Console
|
also you might get flanked by a scout or soldier |
|
Console
|
if yuo arent focusing on shooting someone ALWAYS do this |
|
Console
|
it might just save your life sometimes |
|
Console
|
and now that you asked so much |
|
Console
|
spy |
|
Console
|
spy is a very janky class |
|
Console
|
for beginners he's way too difficult to use |
|
Console
|
but i can explain how he works |
|
Console
|
yeah thats the disguise kit |
|
Console
|
never disguise as scout (unless you have some einstein reason) |
|
Console
|
since you are slow everyone will know you are a spy |
|
Console
|
i usually just disguise as pyro or spy since those are fast and not too obvious at the same tiem |
|
Console
|
dont expect eveyrone to fall for your disguise though |
|
Console
|
this is what the watch is for (click m2) |
|
Console
|
now i cant see shit |
|
Console
|
you are invisible |
|
Console
|
but we ran outta battery |
|
Console
|
you cna see the cloak battery |
|
Console
|
what is sapper |
|
Console
|
save it so you cna use this to go behind enemies and/or escape |
|
Console
|
saps buildings |
|
Console
|
what does sapping mean |
|
Console
|
also revolver is a good weapon |
|
Console
|
does good damage |
|
Console
|
if you cant backstab use the revolver and run |
|
Console
|
but you gota aim |
|
Console
|
its a sentry |
|
Console
|
quick disguise |
|
Console
|
fuck |
|
Console
|
you broke it |
|
Console
|
now i have no metal |
|
Console
|
lets try this agin |
|
Console
|
trollar |
|
Console
|
im building a ssentry |
|
Console
|
quick disguise so it thinks you are a teammate and doesnt shoot |
|
Console
|
LOL |
|
Console
|
engineer buildings always fall for the disguise (but you were too slow) |
|
Console
|
the disguise takes like 3 seconds to fully work |
|
Console
|
if you are disguised you can use my teleporters, hide from sentries and use dispensers |
|
Console
|
basically spies are annoyances to engie |
|
Console
|
but its not so easy as an engineer can easily kill an uncovered spy |
|
Console
|
are you disguised |
|
Console
|
yeah |
|
Console
|
ok uncloak |
|
Console
|
that is not a disguise |
|
Console
|
you can see if you are disguised in the bottom left corner |
|
Console
|
you are still not disguised |
|
Console
|
i died |
|
Console
|
use the disguise kit and it wont shoot |
|
Console
|
recommend disguising as spy or pyro as you spawn |
|
Console
|
so people dont see as it happens |
|
Console
|
Замаскируйся, чел |
|
Console
|
ok nice now you can use the sapper to try to destroy it |
|
Console
|
place the sapper on the sentry |
|
Console
|
Если ты по-английски не бум-бум |
|
Console
|
o no |
|
Console
|
but alas i broke it |
|
Console
|
you can replace the sapper gain though |
|
Console
|
you have infinite and they have no cooldown |
|
Console
|
try it |
|
Console
|
dont let me repair it |
|
Console
|
keep spamming sappers |
|
Console
|
now obviously |
|
Console
|
the engineer instead of mindlessly breaking these will attack you instead and then break the sapper |
|
Console
|
so a good strat to destroy a sentry quickly is to finish it off with a gun |
|
Console
|
and evne if you die at least you broke their sentry |
|
Console
|
but first yuo need to sap it |
|
Console
|
when a sentry is sapped its disabled and takes damage |
|
Console
|
which allows people to safely attack it |
|
Console
|
(hence why spy is a support class) |
|
Console
|
sap it and then try to shoot |
|
Console
|
ok im bad |
|
Console
|
but lets count it as you succeeding |
|
Console
|
now you know how the spy works |
|
Console
|
yeah |
|
Console
|
what class do you like the most rn |
|
Console
|
i havent tried every but idk |
|
Console
|
oh also knife does 30 damage (low) |
|
Console
|
but instakills when backstab |
|
Console
|
spy is very hard to use since he relies on janky mechanics |
|
Console
|
and also on people giving him their backs |
|
Console
|
but he is in no way useless |
|
Console
|
you just need to master him |
|
Console
|
wanna like |
|
Console
|
go medic in casual |
|
Console
|
medic is one of the easier classes since you just heal |
|
Console
|
Idk |
|
Console
|
(and try not to die) |
|
Console
|
can we 1v1 with a class first |
|
Console
|
ok lo |
|
Console
|
demoman 1v1 |
|
Console
|
while we do that you'll learn how the grenade launcehr wrks |
|
Console
|
(it explodes on impact but if it misses it will explode after a wahile |
|
Console
|
pipes do 100 damage |
|
Console
|
but you have to land direct hits |
|
Console
|
stickies will do less damage but you can shoot them at the ground and detonate whenever you want |
|
Console
|
also you can use them to set up traps |
|
Console
|
you can have 8 stickies at the same time |
|
Console
|
Zamn |
|
Console
|
you survived my sticky trap |
|
Console
|
i saw the bombs |
|
Console
|
i put them on the wall (impossible to see |
|
Console
|
stickies are funny if you spawn camp with them |
|
Console
|
can hold the enemy for like 2 minutes |
|
Console
|
if you got a medic |
|
Console
|
and other teammates |
|
Console
|
at close combad pipes are always better |
|
Console
|
demoman is pretty cool |
|
Console
|
stickies are good for long range |
|
Console
|
IKR |
|
Console
|
demoman is like one of my mains rn |
|
Console
|
i also play soldier a lot |
|
Console
|
i can see that |
|
Console
|
if you can aim pipes he's fuckin scary |
|
Console
|
13 damn |
|
Console
|
stock demo is really solid btw |
|
Console
|
demo and sniper are the only 2 classes for which all 3 stock weapons are meta |
|
Console
|
they have good sidegrades but for other classes melee weapons are always bad |
|
Console
|
and also stuff like medic's syringe gun is shit compared to the crossbow |
|
Console
|
this is just a balancing issue |
|
Console
|
but they arent meant to be 'worse' |
|
Console
|
its important you learn how to move in the source engine |
|
Console
|
stuff like air strafing |
|
Console
|
which is a way to move around in the air |
|
Console
|
watch this |
|
Console
|
a |
|
Console
|
ok that wasnt what i wanted to show |
|
Console
|
look |
|
Console
|
normally when you try to move to the side in the air you just go forward right |
|
Console
|
you have minimal air mobility |
|
Console
|
but |
|
Console
|
if you press a/d and move your camera slowly enough |
|
Console
|
you can turn around |
|
Console
|
see you already mastered it |
|
Console
|
now obviously to be precise with it you need a little bit of practice but you'll get that |
|
Console
|
if youmove it too fast you'll just stop |
|
Console
|
anywya yeah its a source engine thing |
|
Console
|
you can do this in hl2 and portal as well |
|
Console
|
anyway |
|
Console
|
wanna play casual now? |
|
Console
|
i guess |
|
Console
|
its the best way to practice |
|
Console
|
im gonna be bad lmao |
|
Console
|
(if you avoid bots) |
|
Console
|
yeah thats why you go medic |
|
Console
|
wait |
|
Console
|
watch this |
|
Console
|
airpogo |
|
Console
|
cme |
|
Console
|
k |
|
Console
|
do you have conga perhaps |
|
Console
|
no |
|
Console
|
i hav other taunts |
|
Console
|
you want to get the achievement? |
|
Console
|
!taunt |
|
Console
|
watch me |
|
Console
|
i sticky jumped in the air |
|
Console
|
becuase i threw another one |
|
Console
|
(dont try it) |
|
Console
|
Xd |
|
Console
|
(it requires lots of precision and practice) |
|
Console
|
ok im queing for casual |
|
Console
|
k |
|
Console
|
we'll join when a serve ris found |
|
Console
|
gg |
Blue |
body_nik
|
!freeitem |
Blue |
Агент КГФСБ
|
F |
Blue |
FoxTitle #SaveTF2
|
Ой щищ |
Blue |
FoxTitle #SaveTF2
|
Вери фани |
Red |
Dalar36
|
Можем сейчас 5 на 5 |
Red |
OwlDude
|
ага |
Red |
Dalar36
|
Или подождем |
Blue |
Агент КГФСБ
|
f4? |
Blue |
Antarnian
|
+ |
Red |
Dalar36
|
!5v5 |
Red |
Dalar36
|
F4 |
Red |
Dalar36
|
gas108 нажми F4 |
Red |
Dalar36
|
спс |
Red |
Dalar36
|
ГЛХФ |
Red |
OwlDude
|
поставте на паузу пж |
Red |
НульДелитель
|
? |
Red |
Dalar36
|
Почему? |
Blue |
Djudo
|
в кансоли pause |
Blue |
Агент КГФСБ
|
Втф? |
Red |
Dalar36
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