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Yeah so I kind of have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller that I see.. DONKEY KONG?! |
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I'm beating this Donkey Kong game without having sex! |
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It's true! My c*ck IS big! |
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Yup, it's official, I'm certified worthless. |
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GROUSE!? |
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Technically speaking, IBM owns the weather. |
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F*ck you, I'm playing Wii Chess |
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PLEASE, F**K ME. |
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My favorite games on the Switch are the Wright brothers' first flight and the agricultural revolution. |
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Beep beep, disappointment coming through. |
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Mario Party is like people with skin: It's f*ckin' everywhere. |
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PvZ | Dilbert
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muting comms, turning up spotify |
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lol |
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:( |
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PvZ | ErecticingEric (Earl)
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real |
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PvZ | UnhandyCandy38
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lady gaga is playing rn |
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The NES Advantage is the controller you'd never let your daughter go to prom with. |
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I've always wanted to feel like a Walmart. |
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I always base my decisions off of what Crest does. |
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_.spectre._
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lmao |
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*facepalm* |
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I bought NBA Live '04 because of the Mario Kart bonus disc. |
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Pump the brakes, Speed Racer, nobody puts religion in my Dig Dug. |
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_.spectre._
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don't ask... |
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General population, do you give a sh*t that Yoshi's Cookie never made it to Wii U Virtual Console? |
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For 2 thousand and 7 years, humanity was content with anything but genitals, but then, everything changed. |
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How do you think it would feel if they didn't pick you, they picked a dead you? |
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Oh please God help, I don't wanna look like a jackass playing Wii Music! |
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We're selling soup now. |
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I really shouldn't have spat in this to mark my page. |
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I'm legally obligated to state the following: Three 'ho's and a merry Jesus' birthday is on December 25th. |
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PvZ | FrostyTacos
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how many binds do yall have lmao |
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Everybody's here. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Koopa Troopa, Bowser, what the hell, and Yoshi. |
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I couldn't imagine anyone else being apart of the F*ck Scott Task Force. |
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Me using the photo channel can finally drink! |
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It was the CONTROLLER, not ME! |
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Haha, I get that reference I too use words. |
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Just stick the Crispix on the counter as a conversation piece |
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Do you ever look at a baby and you're like F*ck yeah that's what I call a baby! |
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I bet leaving your kids feels good as hell |
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*Slaps hand on table* THE WOMB. |
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I only really know fishy names... |
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PvZ | UnhandyCandy38
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how many binds you got? |
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It's a gourd, b*tch. |
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I didn't know it was a slur I just thought it was an insult |
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Everybody! Do the new Nintendo 2DS XL Shuffle! |
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*jiggies* |
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... Who gives a sh*t. |
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You know, cold like piss! |
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Just go house to house and ask people, D o Y o u H a v e V i d e o G a m e s |
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good ballsack. |
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very firm |
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I can finally learn about human trafficking! |
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The History of Hentai by Roald Dahl |
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This is an M&M. 'Oh wow what can it do!' well do I have a game to show you |
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Watch out behind you there's a happy couple playing Wario's Woods! *cocks shotgun* |
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I want Raru to say the word milk!! 'm i l k' Finally something worth $70! |
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It was Joe Biden. |
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Anals of Rome |
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zigs
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gg |
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You should put a fork in the Microwave |
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gg |
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This wasn't Wario art crafted out of love... this was crafted ouf of PHOTOSHOP |
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M&M's beach party! This finally answers the question of what happens when you get sand on my M&M's! This game. |
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Mister Bones. IT'S MISTER BONES. |
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'Wii play. Et vous?' Est-ce une menace |