I have no duck and I must quack
| W-L-T | Winrate | Round W-L-T | Round Winrate |
| 640-897-46 | 41.88% | 2273-2965-89 | 43.50% |
Weapons
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Air Strike | 0.0 | 5 | 0 | 162 | 1 | 28:25 | |||||
| Ambassador | 2.5 | 23 | 22% | 11 | 52 | 200 | 57,787 | 953 | 205 | 123 | 40:28:38 |
| Arrow | 0.6 | 14 | 1 | 697 | 2 | 48:06 | |||||
| AWPer Hand | 13.2 | 169 | 33% | 37 | 112 | 44 | 16,928 | 18 | 6 | 12 | 1:40:03 |
| Backburner | 9.9 | 84 | 27 | 6,928 | 5 | 1:21:49 | |||||
| Big Earner | 9.4 | 136 | 32% | 95 | 293 | 1,068 | 465,840 | 1,226 | 397 | 178 | 56:46:31 |
| Black Box | 9.6 | 140 | 39% | 22 | 58 | 464 | 204,659 | 2,699 | 1,057 | 74 | 24:16:55 |
| Bleeding | 1.1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 27:10 | |||
| Boston Basher | 0.2 | 1 | 0% | 0 | 1 | 248 | 172 | 0 | 7 | 2:16:17 | |
| Bottle | 1.3 | 8 | 1 | 195 | 2 | 22:56 | |||||
| Brass Beast | 2.0 | 23 | 10% | 1 | 18 | 3 | 1,068 | 62 | 6 | 3 | 45:39 |
| Chargin' Targe | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 26 | 1 | 8:35 | |||||
| Cleaner's Carbine | 0.0 | 1 | 0 | 42 | 1 | 29:48 | |||||
| Conniver's Kunai | 10.6 | 157 | 37% | 103 | 280 | 732 | 325,200 | 456 | 168 | 105 | 34:30:10 |
| Cow Mangler 5000 | 4.5 | 89 | 600% | 11 | 63 | 9 | 5,323 | 11 | 66 | 3 | 59:28 |
| Crusader's Crossbow | 0.4 | 6 | 23% | 1 | 5 | 17 | 7,435 | 2,318 | 522 | 53 | 19:01:55 |
| Degreaser | 5.1 | 57 | 5% | 0 | 5 | 36 | 12,246 | 4,522 | 239 | 19 | 3:33:28 |
| Detonator | 0.9 | 14 | 157% | 10 | 6 | 3 | 1,363 | 72 | 113 | 7 | 1:36:12 |
| Diamondback | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 1 | 26:09 | |
| Direct Hit | 1.6 | 27 | 16% | 13 | 79 | 30 | 15,438 | 335 | 55 | 27 | 9:28:32 |
| Disciplinary Action | 0.1 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 49 | 5 | 882 | 9,101 | 9 | 52 | 17:08:05 |
| Enforcer | 1.4 | 14 | 18% | 7 | 44 | 78 | 24,944 | 1,104 | 195 | 85 | 28:13:27 |
| Environment | 1.8 | 0 | 252 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 205 | 71:46:59 | |||
| Escape Plan | 0.6 | 2 | 4% | 2 | 65 | 10 | 1,388 | 24 | 1 | 23 | 8:24:33 |
| Eviction Notice | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 66 | 0 | 1 | 30:02 | |
| Fists of Steel | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 65 | 156 | 0 | 7 | 2:26:27 | |
| Flamethrower | 8.4 | 60 | 11% | 0 | 6 | 21 | 4,495 | 1,567 | 168 | 11 | 1:14:44 |
| Flare Gun | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 134 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 38:23 | |||
| Flying Guillotine | 0.5 | 10 | 78% | 10 | 13 | 3 | 1,776 | 32 | 25 | 9 | 2:55:34 |
| Force-a-Nature | 0.0 | 10 | 0 | 104 | 1 | 9:46 | |||||
| Frontier Justice | 1.1 | 10 | 3 | 841 | 4 | 1:18:39 | |||||
| Frying Pan | 1.3 | 7 | 0% | 0 | 65 | 11 | 1,908 | 426 | 1 | 13 | 4:21:48 |
| Gloves of Running Urgently | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 210 | 0 | 7 | 2:54:12 | |
| Grenade | 3.3 | 29 | 3 | 796 | 2 | 27:14 | |||||
| Grenade Reflect | 0.0 | 39 | 0 | 41 | 1 | 1:03 | |||||
| Gunslinger | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 65 | 2,578 | 0 | 7 | 3:02:36 | |
| Half-Zatoichi | 3.1 | 23 | 5 | 1,132 | 3 | 48:01 | |||||
| Holy Mackerel | 0.0 | 87 | 0 | 175 | 1 | 2:00 | |||||
| Iron Bomber | 5.7 | 100 | 25% | 17 | 71 | 159 | 83,770 | 360 | 89 | 58 | 13:51:54 |
| Jag | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 49 | 0 | 98 | 862 | 2 | 4 | 1:41:47 |
| Knife | 9.2 | 137 | 35% | 100 | 286 | 1,331 | 595,644 | 2,926 | 1,026 | 258 | 72:00:10 |
| L'Etranger | 1.5 | 10 | 18% | 6 | 34 | 297 | 60,516 | 5,232 | 960 | 329 | 99:32:26 |
| Level 1 Sentry | 1.5 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 1,314 | 0 | 19 | 10 | 59:28 | ||
| Level 2 Sentry | 9.8 | 94 | 5 | 1,445 | 9 | 15:22 | |||||
| Level 3 Sentry | 1.1 | 33 | 19 | 3 | 2,718 | 0 | 82 | 11 | 1:22:05 | ||
| Liberty Launcher | 0.5 | 23 | 44% | 24 | 54 | 1 | 1,276 | 36 | 16 | 3 | 55:00 |
| Loose Cannon | 0.5 | 9 | 1 | 591 | 3 | 1:05:10 | |||||
| Market Gardener | 2.6 | 18 | 33% | 43 | 130 | 3 | 650 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 35:16 |
| Minigun | 11.1 | 142 | 14% | 1 | 10 | 104 | 40,230 | 13,447 | 1,857 | 65 | 4:41:51 |
| Mini-Sentry | 4.1 | 68 | 8 | 37 | 18,832 | 0 | 1,135 | 14 | 4:33:26 | ||
| Original | 15.7 | 224 | 34% | 19 | 57 | 3,342 | 1,430,373 | 15,436 | 5,292 | 335 | 106:12:08 |
| Panic Attack Shotgun | 2.5 | 7 | 50% | 11 | 22 | 7 | 672 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 1:24:59 |
| Persian Persuader | 2.7 | 23 | 2 | 520 | 1 | 21:52 | |||||
| Phlogistinator | 2.7 | 15 | 2 | 349 | 1 | 21:51 | |||||
| Pistol | 0.9 | 5 | 10% | 1 | 12 | 48 | 8,931 | 1,294 | 124 | 84 | 27:02:04 |
| Player | 1.5 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 3:41:43 | |||
| Pomson 6000 | 0.0 | 17 | 0 | 626 | 2 | 35:56 | |||||
| Powerjack | 0.4 | 2 | 0% | 0 | 1 | 195 | 94 | 0 | 5 | 1:21:53 | |
| Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol | 4.0 | 14 | 8% | 0 | 9 | 12 | 1,363 | 241 | 19 | 4 | 1:31:04 |
| Quickiebomb Launcher | 12.6 | 129 | 7 | 2,160 | 1 | 16:37 | |||||
| Rescue Ranger | 0.0 | 5 | 9% | 3 | 40 | 0 | 388 | 58 | 5 | 3 | 1:13:34 |
| Revolver | 4.4 | 46 | 23% | 9 | 39 | 1,065 | 336,496 | 12,782 | 2,978 | 366 | 120:58:13 |
| Rocket | 8.1 | 122 | 0% | 0 | 42 | 19,003 | 34 | 0 | 9 | 2:35:40 | |
| Rocket Reflect | 2.4 | 5 | 7 | 517 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 1:28:29 | |||
| Scattergun | 14.5 | 170 | 49% | 13 | 26 | 1,133 | 398,882 | 5,306 | 2,594 | 130 | 38:59:20 |
| Scorch Shot | 1.1 | 54 | 1 | 1,471 | 2 | 27:04 | |||||
| Scottish Handshake | 0.5 | 3 | 0% | 0 | 1 | 195 | 10 | 0 | 5 | 1:00:12 | |
| Shotgun | 3.5 | 39 | 49% | 9 | 19 | 98 | 33,244 | 1,784 | 874 | 70 | 13:51:46 |
| SMG | 0.7 | 11 | 2 | 968 | 6 | 1:20:49 | |||||
| Sniper Rifle | 15.9 | 188 | 35% | 38 | 109 | 50 | 17,766 | 336 | 118 | 5 | 1:34:05 |
| Solemn Vow | 1.2 | 5 | 1 | 130 | 1 | 25:47 | |||||
| Splendid Screen | 0.0 | 2 | 0 | 106 | 2 | 45:53 | |||||
| Spy-cicle | 8.5 | 124 | 36% | 102 | 283 | 1,711 | 752,514 | 2,558 | 924 | 309 | 100:34:08 |
| Stickybomb | 7.8 | 159 | 33% | 16 | 48 | 214 | 131,668 | 1,063 | 355 | 59 | 13:47:35 |
| Sydney Sleeper | 1.9 | 35 | 48% | 49 | 102 | 2 | 1,131 | 23 | 11 | 1 | 32:17 |
| Telefrag | 1.7 | 25 | 450 | 2 | 900 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 34:47 | ||
| Tomislav | 9.9 | 149 | 16% | 1 | 10 | 86 | 38,753 | 17,187 | 2,677 | 16 | 4:20:04 |
| Ubersaw | 0.5 | 4 | 13% | 8 | 65 | 13 | 3,120 | 84 | 11 | 32 | 12:22:01 |
| Widowmaker | 6.1 | 53 | 3 | 782 | 1 | 14:44 | |||||
| Winger | 1.2 | 5 | 11% | 1 | 14 | 30 | 3,902 | 184 | 21 | 36 | 12:09:25 |
| Wrangled Sentry | 1.3 | 17 | 7 | 4 | 1,710 | 0 | 202 | 5 | 1:35:32 | ||
| Wrap Assassin | 0.0 | 3 | 13% | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1,575 | 558 | 71 | 26 | 8:20:27 |
| Wrench | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 26:36 | |
| Your Eternal Reward | 5.8 | 87 | 50% | 156 | 313 | 20 | 8,984 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 1:42:49 |
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |