stand up philosopher (broke)
| W-L-T | Winrate | Round W-L-T | Round Winrate |
| 2916-3635-583 | 44.96% | 16010-19153-1611 | 45.73% |
Weapons
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Primary | 17.7 | 239 | 43% | 22 | 51 | 89,394 | 36,257,246 | 1,525,573 | 658,828 | 9,342 | 2519:48:18 | |
| Air Strike | 1.0 | 4 | 65 | 1 | 130 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 29:09 | |||
| Arrow | 5.1 | 18 | 173 | 231 | 25,727 | 0 | 90 | 125 | 22:41:16 | |||
| AWPer Hand | 7.9 | 97 | 39% | 51 | 135 | 780 | 290,273 | 4,744 | 1,835 | 589 | 49:30:38 | |
| Baby Face's Blaster | 4.9 | 57 | 87% | 30 | 35 | 10 | 3,519 | 60 | 52 | 3 | 1:01:26 | |
| Backburner | 5.5 | 56 | 15% | 0 | 6 | 7 | 2,149 | 236 | 35 | 10 | 38:03 | |
| Back Scatter | 9.4 | 101 | 107% | 20 | 29 | 47 | 15,336 | 411 | 440 | 6 | 2:30:37 | |
| Bazaar Bargain | 14.7 | 167 | 31% | 35 | 116 | 6 | 2,060 | 13 | 4 | 4 | 12:17 | |
| Beggar's Bazooka | 0.5 | 10 | 26% | 13 | 50 | 1 | 702 | 54 | 14 | 3 | 1:05:10 | |
| Black Box | 10.2 | 140 | 42% | 26 | 63 | 730 | 302,425 | 9,965 | 4,205 | 95 | 35:56:04 | |
| Brass Beast | 37.8 | 512 | 18% | 1 | 7 | 21 | 8,528 | 162 | 29 | 29 | 16:39 | |
| Cow Mangler 5000 | 18.3 | 240 | 36% | 23 | 63 | 827 | 326,448 | 8,686 | 3,153 | 60 | 22:36:12 | |
| Crusader's Crossbow | 1.9 | 37 | 41% | 5 | 12 | 244 | 141,871 | 24,341 | 10,016 | 162 | 63:15:22 | |
| Degreaser | 2.3 | 30 | 18% | 0 | 4 | 15 | 5,863 | 1,016 | 182 | 58 | 3:15:09 | |
| Direct Hit | 11.9 | 153 | 25% | 23 | 94 | 880 | 340,988 | 10,710 | 2,649 | 98 | 37:06:11 | |
| Flamethrower | 4.1 | 52 | 17% | 0 | 5 | 35 | 13,378 | 2,031 | 344 | 91 | 4:15:59 | |
| Force-a-Nature | 5.0 | 69 | 67% | 27 | 40 | 16 | 6,703 | 165 | 111 | 5 | 1:36:44 | |
| Frontier Justice | 5.4 | 48 | 85% | 30 | 36 | 51 | 13,740 | 39 | 33 | 99 | 4:43:21 | |
| Grenade | 8.6 | 100 | 23% | 17 | 77 | 620 | 218,638 | 11,575 | 2,628 | 98 | 36:05:18 | |
| Grenade Reflect | 20.6 | 111 | 118 | 3 | 489 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 4:22 | |||
| Hitman's Heatmaker | 2.9 | 18 | 38% | 70 | 189 | 3 | 567 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 31:28 | |
| Huntsman | 0.0 | 44 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 72,893 | 327 | 0 | 152 | 27:31:00 | ||
| Iron Bomber | 9.7 | 121 | 24% | 17 | 72 | 4,936 | 1,854,908 | 94,527 | 22,712 | 673 | 254:10:56 | |
| Liberty Launcher | 6.7 | 122 | 45% | 21 | 47 | 100 | 54,878 | 2,361 | 1,058 | 19 | 7:27:13 | |
| Loch-n-Load | 9.1 | 113 | 18% | 17 | 100 | 2,364 | 883,957 | 49,418 | 8,746 | 317 | 130:15:50 | |
| Loose Cannon | 2.1 | 31 | 610% | 17 | 52 | 28 | 12,510 | 39 | 238 | 15 | 6:34:13 | |
| Minigun | 45.0 | 573 | 31 | 11,848 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 20:40 | ||||
| Natascha | 26.9 | 265 | 6 | 1,774 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6:41 | ||||
| Original | 17.6 | 265 | 39% | 24 | 62 | 41,469 | 18,753,399 | 749,854 | 289,868 | 3,189 | 1176:20:06 | |
| Panic Attack Shotgun | 4.3 | 23 | 77% | 18 | 24 | 83 | 13,820 | 700 | 541 | 43 | 9:43:52 | |
| Rocket | 16.5 | 233 | 34% | 21 | 62 | 11,175 | 4,744,065 | 199,288 | 68,166 | 922 | 338:14:24 | |
| Rocket Reflect | 32.1 | 39 | 95 | 10 | 373 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 9:20 | |||
| Scattergun | 23.1 | 248 | 70% | 19 | 27 | 22,027 | 7,133,341 | 334,377 | 233,965 | 1,411 | 477:39:18 | |
| Shortstop | 5.4 | 63 | 62% | 22 | 36 | 36 | 12,654 | 56 | 35 | 9 | 3:19:15 | |
| Shotgun | 3.6 | 48 | 72% | 15 | 21 | 20 | 8,137 | 439 | 314 | 61 | 2:48:10 | |
| Sniper Rifle | 5.7 | 72 | 39% | 52 | 133 | 2,357 | 898,007 | 16,085 | 6,344 | 1,910 | 205:38:15 | |
| Syringe Gun | 0.0 | 4 | 9% | 0 | 6 | 0 | 108 | 197 | 17 | 1 | 26:19 | |
| Tomislav | 34.8 | 418 | 27% | 3 | 12 | 224 | 80,887 | 3,679 | 985 | 268 | 3:13:18 | |
| Widowmaker | 0.0 | 27 | 80% | 15 | 19 | 0 | 153 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 5:38 | |
| Secondary | 6.5 | 87 | 23% | 10 | 48 | 13,219 | 5,376,325 | 452,577 | 102,284 | 4,138 | 1019:51:32 | |
| Ambassador | 2.2 | 47 | 27% | 12 | 46 | 2 | 1,296 | 79 | 21 | 17 | 27:07 | |
| C.A.P.P.E.R | 0.0 | 1 | 21% | 1 | 8 | 0 | 82 | 48 | 10 | 2 | 44:53 | |
| Chargin' Targe | 1.1 | 4 | 30 | 2 | 249 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 55:00 | |||
| Detonator | 10.7 | 137 | 300% | 18 | 6 | 2 | 772 | 5 | 15 | 5 | 5:36 | |
| Family Business | 11.2 | 167 | 74% | 28 | 37 | 6 | 2,672 | 94 | 70 | 13 | 16:00 | |
| Flare Gun | 13.7 | 119 | 124% | 20 | 16 | 12 | 3,120 | 33 | 41 | 22 | 26:13 | |
| Flying Guillotine | 0.0 | 14 | 0 | 500 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 34:56 | ||||
| L'Etranger | 3.6 | 35 | 33% | 12 | 37 | 44 | 12,989 | 1,023 | 333 | 248 | 6:09:33 | |
| Pistol | 2.8 | 13 | 22% | 3 | 13 | 1,877 | 267,303 | 74,739 | 16,695 | 1,067 | 338:58:17 | |
| Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 89 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 23:21 | ||||
| Quickiebomb Launcher | 6.9 | 150 | 28% | 16 | 58 | 80 | 52,694 | 3,219 | 904 | 14 | 5:50:21 | |
| Revolver | 4.5 | 43 | 33% | 15 | 46 | 31 | 9,175 | 276 | 92 | 61 | 3:28:33 | |
| Righteous Bison | 0.0 | 9 | 0 | 578 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1:02:06 | ||||
| Scorch Shot | 0.0 | 5 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 122 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 21:33 | ||
| Scottish Resistance | 5.1 | 60 | 13% | 9 | 73 | 14 | 5,053 | 276 | 35 | 5 | 1:23:09 | |
| Shotgun | 10.4 | 55 | 69% | 21 | 31 | 1,250 | 200,714 | 7,291 | 5,034 | 195 | 60:13:56 | |
| SMG | 1.3 | 7 | 25% | 2 | 9 | 305 | 53,947 | 20,745 | 5,228 | 1,197 | 117:08:37 | |
| Stickybomb | 11.4 | 194 | 21% | 13 | 60 | 9,228 | 4,702,748 | 341,352 | 73,094 | 1,042 | 403:02:36 | |
| Tide Turner | 0.3 | 2 | 32 | 1 | 271 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 1:35:03 | |||
| Winger | 1.2 | 7 | 21% | 3 | 14 | 365 | 61,951 | 3,390 | 710 | 415 | 146:26:11 | |
| Melee | 0.5 | 7 | 9% | 1 | 21 | 879 | 376,646 | 35,113 | 3,234 | 2,743 | 800:00:07 | |
| Bat | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 88 | 0 | 1 | 13:46 | ||
| Big Earner | 8.3 | 128 | 44% | 154 | 347 | 73 | 33,834 | 18 | 8 | 78 | 4:22:53 | |
| Bonesaw | 1.1 | 2 | 25% | 16 | 65 | 1 | 65 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 27:35 | |
| Bottle | 0.6 | 2 | 9% | 6 | 68 | 14 | 1,583 | 76 | 7 | 29 | 12:20:45 | |
| Conscientious Objector | 1.2 | 2 | 2 | 130 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 50:53 | ||||
| Disciplinary Action | 1.4 | 4 | 2% | 1 | 49 | 16 | 1,666 | 276 | 6 | 17 | 5:34:50 | |
| Equalizer | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 21:02 | ||
| Escape Plan | 0.2 | 1 | 0% | 0 | 75 | 156 | 24,563 | 16,154 | 75 | 954 | 370:06:05 | |
| Eyelander | 1.4 | 2 | 1 | 65 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 21:50 | ||||
| Frying Pan | 0.4 | 1 | 2% | 1 | 67 | 17 | 2,061 | 420 | 10 | 73 | 23:15:09 | |
| Gloves of Running Urgently | 20.7 | 67 | 2 | 195 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2:54 | ||||
| Gunslinger | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1:27 | ||
| Half-Zatoichi | 0.9 | 3 | 12% | 8 | 65 | 26 | 3,223 | 8 | 1 | 35 | 15:13:19 | |
| Ham Shank | 1.0 | 2 | 0% | 0 | 10 | 826 | 12 | 0 | 11 | 4:54:22 | ||
| Holy Mackerel | 0.4 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 1 | 35 | 192 | 0 | 3 | 1:12:25 | ||
| Jag | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1,026 | 0 | 17 | 21:34 | ||
| Killing Gloves of Boxing | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 0 | 8 | 7:47 | ||
| Knife | 20.2 | 305 | 32% | 86 | 271 | 279 | 126,316 | 326 | 104 | 280 | 6:53:58 | |
| Kukri | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80 | 0 | 4 | 25:22 | ||
| Market Gardener | 1.1 | 8 | 7% | 8 | 130 | 68 | 16,279 | 182 | 12 | 78 | 30:50:00 | |
| Nessie's Nine Iron | 3.5 | 13 | 8 | 964 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1:09:14 | ||||
| Pain Train | 0.0 | 0 | 2% | 1 | 65 | 0 | 65 | 46 | 1 | 3 | 1:15:21 | |
| Powerjack | 1.8 | 7 | 1% | 0 | 65 | 1 | 117 | 144 | 1 | 18 | 16:29 | |
| SandBall | 1.4 | 0 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 9:13:13 | ||||
| Scottish Handshake | 1.0 | 3 | 6% | 5 | 80 | 21 | 2,069 | 48 | 3 | 28 | 10:56:43 | |
| Shahanshah | 0.2 | 1 | 0% | 0 | 49 | 7 | 1,044 | 3,908 | 2 | 267 | 16:11:24 | |
| Shovel | 0.0 | 6 | 0 | 65 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9:25 | ||||
| Solemn Vow | 0.4 | 2 | 11% | 6 | 65 | 1 | 195 | 28 | 3 | 3 | 1:24:55 | |
| Spy-cicle | 20.2 | 303 | 33% | 87 | 262 | 31 | 13,934 | 72 | 24 | 34 | 45:59 | |
| Three-Rune Blade | 0.3 | 1 | 2% | 0 | 14 | 48 | 5,468 | 4,860 | 77 | 197 | 73:12:53 | |
| Tribalman's Shiv | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 3 | 6:54 | ||
| Ubersaw | 0.9 | 7 | 18% | 11 | 65 | 69 | 17,344 | 240 | 43 | 100 | 39:47:44 | |
| Ullapool Caber | 2.7 | 15 | 2 | 349 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 22:08 | ||||
| Vita-Saw | 0.0 | 2 | 0 | 65 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 29:14 | ||||
| Wrap Assassin | 0.0 | 11 | 45% | 2 | 6 | 0 | 124,126 | 6,295 | 2,856 | 512 | 185:17:12 | |
| Wrench | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 522 | 0 | 8 | 12:16 | ||
| Sentry | 6.7 | 91 | 15 | 126 | 51,462 | 0 | 220 | 219 | 9:20:06 | |||
| Level 1 Sentry | 1.2 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 5,219 | 0 | 49 | 70 | 3:15:11 | |||
| Level 2 Sentry | 4.5 | 55 | 16 | 55 | 20,310 | 0 | 90 | 155 | 6:03:05 | |||
| Level 3 Sentry | 4.9 | 66 | 17 | 61 | 24,712 | 0 | 49 | 110 | 6:11:29 | |||
| Mini-Sentry | 1.6 | 32 | 8 | 2 | 1,221 | 0 | 32 | 6 | 37:42 | |||
| Taunt | 1.3 | 4 | 5 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1:52:22 | ||||
| Kamikaze | 1.3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1:31:39 | ||||
| Skewer | 1.4 | 21 | 1 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 20:43 | ||||
| Environment | 2.0 | 0 | 5,268 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3,344 | 1289:25:11 | ||||
| Bleeding | 1.5 | 0 | 87 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 79 | 29:49:37 | ||||
| Environment | 2.0 | 0 | 4,949 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3,283 | 1267:46:57 | ||||
| Suicide | 3.9 | 0 | 232 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 88 | 30:03:39 | ||||
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |