The Lords Silliest Sausage
| W-L-T | Winrate | Round W-L-T | Round Winrate |
| 280-293-47 | 48.95% | 1263-1290-88 | 49.49% |
Weapons
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ambassador | 17.1 | 57 | 29% | 14 | 50 | 1 | 100 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 1:45 |
| Arrow | 22.3 | 271 | 5 | 1,831 | 1 | 6:44 | |||||
| Arrow Reflect | 42.9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:42 | |||
| AWPer Hand | 94.7 | 394 | 2 | 250 | 2 | 0:38 | |||||
| Axtinguisher | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 5 | 42:56 | |
| Backburner | 0.0 | 11 | 20% | 1 | 5 | 0 | 174 | 157 | 32 | 1 | 14:50 |
| Black Box | 0.0 | 15 | 135 | 0 | 880 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 58:00 | ||
| Brass Beast | 0.0 | 88 | 0 | 22 | 1 | 0:15 | |||||
| Bushwacka | 4.5 | 9 | 1 | 65 | 1 | 6:44 | |||||
| Crusader's Crossbow | 1.0 | 16 | 14% | 2 | 20 | 294 | 147,715 | 14,113 | 1,912 | 393 | 152:47:57 |
| Degreaser | 10.1 | 90 | 7% | 0 | 5 | 168 | 45,422 | 79,372 | 5,783 | 40 | 8:20:33 |
| Direct Hit | 12.1 | 195 | 21% | 20 | 97 | 12 | 5,801 | 251 | 53 | 4 | 29:38 |
| Disciplinary Action | 1.0 | 4 | 0% | 0 | 2 | 245 | 20 | 0 | 5 | 1:00:27 | |
| Environment | 2.5 | 0 | 135 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 79 | 27:00:39 | |||
| Escape Plan | 0.0 | 5 | 17% | 10 | 65 | 0 | 390 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 1:12:43 |
| Flamethrower | 9.2 | 59 | 4 | 773 | 1 | 13:05 | |||||
| Flare Gun | 3.0 | 49 | 68% | 7 | 10 | 16 | 8,008 | 585 | 397 | 9 | 2:41:21 |
| Frontier Justice | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 81 | 1 | 24:01 | |||||
| Frying Pan | 15.6 | 140 | 16% | 5 | 36 | 44 | 11,869 | 1,986 | 323 | 6 | 1:24:39 |
| Giger Counter | 0.8 | 17 | 12 | 32 | 20,559 | 0 | 220 | 60 | 19:08:24 | ||
| Gloves of Running Urgently | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 98 | 0 | 2 | 44:30 | |
| Grenade | 14.0 | 161 | 29% | 19 | 69 | 50 | 17,206 | 248 | 71 | 8 | 1:46:52 |
| Grenade Reflect | 2.3 | 8 | 1 | 113 | 1 | 13:05 | |||||
| Gunslinger | 0.1 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 65 | 1 | 130 | 2,780 | 1 | 19 | 6:12:45 |
| Ham Shank | 0.9 | 5 | 33% | 21 | 65 | 1 | 195 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 32:37 |
| Iron Bomber | 7.2 | 118 | 18% | 11 | 63 | 8 | 3,940 | 315 | 58 | 2 | 33:08 |
| Jag | 0.4 | 1 | 0% | 0 | 49 | 7 | 931 | 10,002 | 3 | 37 | 9:21:14 |
| Jarate | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0:33 | |
| Knife | 0.0 | 22 | 25% | 10 | 40 | 0 | 40 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1:45 |
| Level 1 Sentry | 1.6 | 29 | 17 | 67 | 38,663 | 0 | 577 | 76 | 21:36:32 | ||
| Level 2 Sentry | 1.7 | 26 | 16 | 68 | 31,013 | 0 | 427 | 71 | 19:41:18 | ||
| Level 3 Sentry | 2.6 | 34 | 19 | 111 | 42,803 | 0 | 693 | 77 | 20:58:22 | ||
| Mad Milk | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 104 | 0 | 5 | 1:24:06 | |
| Maul | 0.1 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 49 | 1 | 98 | 278 | 1 | 16 | 4:28:34 |
| Minigun | 15.9 | 278 | 24% | 2 | 9 | 45 | 23,693 | 5,672 | 1,343 | 10 | 1:25:09 |
| Mini-Sentry | 2.3 | 51 | 8 | 83 | 55,431 | 0 | 2,264 | 55 | 18:03:34 | ||
| Original | 29.4 | 360 | 33% | 17 | 66 | 510 | 187,717 | 464 | 151 | 30 | 8:41:04 |
| Pistol | 1.5 | 7 | 20% | 3 | 16 | 17 | 2,424 | 321 | 64 | 19 | 5:29:55 |
| Player | 3.1 | 0 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3:03:03 | |||
| Powerjack | 0.1 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 65 | 1 | 130 | 450 | 1 | 15 | 4:05:02 |
| Rescue Ranger | 1.0 | 11 | 8% | 3 | 40 | 28 | 9,126 | 860 | 72 | 45 | 13:25:16 |
| Rocket | 12.2 | 235 | 32% | 18 | 58 | 62 | 35,804 | 300 | 95 | 12 | 2:31:56 |
| Rocket Reflect | 1.8 | 9 | 92 | 18 | 2,856 | 0 | 17 | 16 | 4:59:38 | ||
| Scattergun | 17.2 | 181 | 59% | 16 | 28 | 153 | 48,330 | 1,389 | 814 | 20 | 4:26:16 |
| Scorch Shot | 3.0 | 107 | 212% | 12 | 5 | 9 | 9,516 | 311 | 658 | 10 | 1:28:33 |
| Shotgun | 5.7 | 48 | 53% | 11 | 21 | 388 | 98,290 | 2,966 | 1,582 | 127 | 33:44:26 |
| Shovel | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 65 | 1 | 19:10 | |||||
| SMG | 0.0 | 2 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 43 | 29 | 0 | 2 | 15:49 | |
| Sniper Rifle | 8.5 | 106 | 29% | 21 | 73 | 5 | 1,871 | 45 | 13 | 5 | 17:37 |
| Solemn Vow | 0.5 | 3 | 10% | 6 | 65 | 28 | 5,441 | 20 | 2 | 73 | 30:00:20 |
| Spinal Tap | 1.3 | 19 | 1 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 23:08 | |||
| Stickybomb | 7.1 | 94 | 10% | 5 | 56 | 33 | 13,266 | 534 | 52 | 10 | 2:20:00 |
| Syringe Gun | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 22:44 | |
| Telefrag | 2.5 | 18 | 2 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 23:43 | |||
| Three-Rune Blade | 0.4 | 1 | 0% | 0 | 35 | 2 | 231 | 208 | 1 | 7 | 2:34:04 |
| Ubersaw | 0.5 | 5 | 19% | 12 | 66 | 34 | 12,609 | 220 | 41 | 93 | 37:29:57 |
| Wrangled Sentry | 0.0 | 7 | 0 | 150 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 21:02 | |||
| Wrap Assassin | 0.0 | 6 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 97 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 15:09 | |
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |