Meat Michael
| W-L-T | Winrate | Round W-L-T | Round Winrate |
| 935-1040-169 | 47.55% | 4656-4959-481 | 48.50% |
Weapons
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Primary | 19.7 | 253 | 45% | 19 | 43 | 24,640 | 9,514,834 | 367,684 | 167,033 | 2,466 | 625:11:01 | |
| Air Strike | 11.1 | 130 | 53% | 15 | 53 | 68 | 24,102 | 633 | 337 | 9 | 3:04:29 | |
| Arrow | 5.7 | 128 | 120 | 1 | 674 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 5:14 | |||
| AWPer Hand | 9.7 | 102 | 18% | 27 | 150 | 3 | 950 | 11 | 2 | 7 | 9:15 | |
| Baby Face's Blaster | 0.0 | 2 | 0 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 18:18 | ||||
| Back Scatter | 7.8 | 73 | 69% | 21 | 30 | 173 | 48,427 | 810 | 561 | 33 | 11:02:51 | |
| Black Box | 10.6 | 151 | 47% | 31 | 68 | 193 | 82,881 | 1,892 | 880 | 30 | 9:06:34 | |
| Brass Beast | 20.2 | 192 | 20% | 3 | 16 | 24 | 6,870 | 785 | 160 | 21 | 35:42 | |
| Cow Mangler 5000 | 8.5 | 98 | 18 | 6,253 | 3 | 1:03:10 | ||||||
| Crusader's Crossbow | 1.3 | 25 | 37% | 4 | 11 | 35 | 20,244 | 3,353 | 1,246 | 44 | 13:13:30 | |
| Degreaser | 3.4 | 48 | 18% | 0 | 5 | 9 | 3,880 | 2,317 | 406 | 20 | 1:19:16 | |
| Direct Hit | 9.0 | 118 | 22% | 19 | 88 | 728 | 287,154 | 7,626 | 1,711 | 116 | 40:23:51 | |
| Flamethrower | 3.2 | 30 | 13% | 0 | 6 | 64 | 18,206 | 8,326 | 1,110 | 121 | 9:56:51 | |
| Force-a-Nature | 7.9 | 100 | 65% | 26 | 40 | 70 | 26,833 | 512 | 333 | 16 | 4:26:15 | |
| Frontier Justice | 5.5 | 66 | 67% | 17 | 26 | 18 | 6,482 | 157 | 105 | 36 | 1:37:26 | |
| Grenade | 3.6 | 48 | 21% | 14 | 69 | 64 | 25,393 | 1,463 | 313 | 34 | 8:48:22 | |
| Grenade Reflect | 3.7 | 59 | 95 | 2 | 957 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 16:13 | |||
| Huntsman | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0:52 | ||
| Huo Long Heatmaker | 2.8 | 34 | 2 | 734 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 21:20 | ||||
| Iron Bomber | 6.3 | 90 | 22% | 15 | 70 | 155 | 66,656 | 3,411 | 746 | 38 | 12:18:30 | |
| Iron Curtain | 7.2 | 154 | 19% | 1 | 10 | 2 | 1,283 | 383 | 71 | 8 | 8:18 | |
| Liberty Launcher | 5.6 | 73 | 61% | 30 | 49 | 7 | 2,748 | 90 | 55 | 2 | 37:22 | |
| Loch-n-Load | 1.5 | 26 | 15% | 15 | 104 | 8 | 4,384 | 277 | 41 | 6 | 2:45:28 | |
| Loose Cannon | 0.0 | 4 | 50 | 0 | 197 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 48:38 | |||
| Minigun | 24.1 | 249 | 22% | 2 | 13 | 100 | 31,077 | 1,753 | 389 | 86 | 2:04:19 | |
| Original | 13.0 | 184 | 39% | 23 | 61 | 4,218 | 1,792,106 | 64,001 | 25,057 | 479 | 161:51:53 | |
| Panic Attack Shotgun | 2.1 | 11 | 72% | 15 | 21 | 9 | 1,469 | 87 | 63 | 9 | 2:06:09 | |
| Phlogistinator | 4.9 | 32 | 16% | 1 | 9 | 11 | 2,164 | 700 | 111 | 10 | 1:07:00 | |
| Rocket | 17.5 | 239 | 37% | 22 | 60 | 10,027 | 4,118,561 | 146,615 | 54,570 | 821 | 286:43:30 | |
| Rocket Reflect | 10.9 | 46 | 103 | 17 | 2,177 | 0 | 4 | 16 | 46:44 | |||
| Scattergun | 19.3 | 219 | 67% | 17 | 25 | 8,179 | 2,785,873 | 112,794 | 75,987 | 682 | 211:41:01 | |
| Shortstop | 6.1 | 127 | 62% | 11 | 18 | 8 | 4,963 | 220 | 136 | 3 | 39:04 | |
| Shotgun | 4.7 | 68 | 71% | 13 | 19 | 25 | 10,967 | 409 | 292 | 59 | 2:40:42 | |
| Sniper Rifle | 21.4 | 234 | 39% | 53 | 138 | 119 | 39,144 | 557 | 215 | 84 | 2:46:42 | |
| Tomislav | 22.9 | 246 | 24% | 2 | 11 | 267 | 86,046 | 8,354 | 2,031 | 202 | 5:49:16 | |
| Widowmaker | 8.2 | 84 | 67% | 20 | 31 | 16 | 4,929 | 141 | 94 | 18 | 58:38 | |
| Secondary | 2.4 | 19 | 21% | 5 | 25 | 1,352 | 340,252 | 48,418 | 10,263 | 1,050 | 284:21:19 | |
| Ambassador | 0.0 | 71 | 33% | 10 | 31 | 0 | 63 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 0:53 | |
| C.A.P.P.E.R | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 29:04 | ||
| Family Business | 24.7 | 228 | 70% | 19 | 28 | 17 | 4,724 | 240 | 168 | 1 | 20:38 | |
| Flare Gun | 3.5 | 47 | 135% | 17 | 13 | 1 | 412 | 20 | 27 | 6 | 8:38 | |
| Flying Guillotine | 1.0 | 16 | 3 | 1,566 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1:32:29 | ||||
| L'Etranger | 2.9 | 33 | 37% | 14 | 40 | 8 | 2,759 | 139 | 51 | 49 | 1:22:24 | |
| Lugermorph | 1.6 | 8 | 18% | 2 | 12 | 103 | 16,391 | 5,798 | 1,044 | 97 | 31:42:16 | |
| Pistol | 1.8 | 8 | 18% | 2 | 12 | 541 | 77,623 | 23,168 | 4,280 | 496 | 150:11:09 | |
| Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol | 0.0 | 1 | 21% | 2 | 11 | 0 | 61 | 19 | 4 | 2 | 34:06 | |
| Quickiebomb Launcher | 0.6 | 15 | 23% | 14 | 62 | 1 | 747 | 52 | 12 | 2 | 47:53 | |
| Reserve Shooter | 1.4 | 3 | 38% | 10 | 27 | 2 | 135 | 13 | 5 | 2 | 42:01 | |
| Revolver | 8.8 | 49 | 50% | 28 | 56 | 4 | 678 | 24 | 12 | 6 | 13:38 | |
| Scorch Shot | 1.0 | 46 | 263% | 15 | 5 | 4 | 5,813 | 173 | 455 | 42 | 2:05:11 | |
| Short Circuit Orb | 0.0 | 80 | 0 | 79 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:59 | ||||
| Shotgun | 2.9 | 14 | 59% | 16 | 28 | 265 | 40,293 | 1,378 | 811 | 148 | 46:29:22 | |
| SMG | 3.4 | 19 | 20% | 1 | 8 | 13 | 2,172 | 905 | 183 | 40 | 1:54:13 | |
| Stickybomb | 8.2 | 154 | 19% | 11 | 57 | 307 | 173,505 | 14,215 | 2,750 | 58 | 18:44:05 | |
| Winger | 0.9 | 4 | 20% | 2 | 14 | 83 | 13,231 | 2,259 | 459 | 146 | 45:04:45 | |
| Melee | 0.7 | 8 | 7% | 1 | 21 | 286 | 105,188 | 18,358 | 1,246 | 776 | 201:32:32 | |
| Apoco-Fists | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 2 | 5:21 | ||
| Bat | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 0 | 1 | 26:12 | ||
| Big Earner | 18.7 | 266 | 25% | 51 | 204 | 39 | 16,658 | 20 | 5 | 33 | 1:02:37 | |
| Black Rose | 20.5 | 335 | 35% | 86 | 244 | 14 | 6,888 | 34 | 12 | 21 | 20:32 | |
| Bonesaw | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 65 | 1 | 21:33 | ||||||
| Boston Basher | 0.1 | 0 | 1% | 0 | 12 | 17 | 3,813 | 10,806 | 127 | 211 | 74:53:31 | |
| Bushwacka | 0.0 | 42 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 260 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 6:04 | ||
| Conniver's Kunai | 24.4 | 250 | 50% | 204 | 408 | 5 | 1,542 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 6:09 | |
| Conscientious Objector | 1.4 | 3 | 6% | 3 | 65 | 3 | 195 | 36 | 2 | 5 | 1:03:28 | |
| Disciplinary Action | 0.6 | 3 | 1% | 0 | 49 | 9 | 1,391 | 426 | 3 | 20 | 6:59:33 | |
| Equalizer | 0.5 | 3 | 21% | 15 | 74 | 1 | 222 | 14 | 3 | 2 | 56:57 | |
| Escape Plan | 0.5 | 2 | 6% | 3 | 65 | 52 | 7,973 | 552 | 32 | 136 | 49:06:52 | |
| Eureka Effect | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 120 | 0 | 3 | 7:17 | ||
| Fan O'War | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 24:56 | ||
| Fists | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 64 | 0 | 11 | 14:57 | ||
| Gloves of Running Urgently | 2.2 | 9 | 0% | 0 | 1 | 130 | 24 | 0 | 7 | 13:42 | ||
| Gunslinger | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 0 | 2 | 5:17 | ||
| Jag | 0.0 | 1 | 0% | 0 | 49 | 0 | 49 | 1,968 | 1 | 22 | 46:38 | |
| Knife | 19.3 | 292 | 38% | 112 | 295 | 40 | 18,212 | 34 | 13 | 37 | 1:02:12 | |
| Kukri | 0.0 | 43 | 0 | 195 | 2 | 4:29 | ||||||
| Market Gardener | 0.9 | 6 | 9% | 12 | 138 | 51 | 12,025 | 240 | 22 | 81 | 29:40:14 | |
| Necro Smasher | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 15:36 | ||
| Pain Train | 0.0 | 6 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 65 | 16 | 0 | 2 | 10:35 | ||
| Powerjack | 0.0 | 5 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 260 | 294 | 0 | 26 | 46:35 | ||
| SandBall | 1.5 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2:35:02 | ||||
| Sandman | 0.0 | 2 | 18% | 2 | 15 | 0 | 30 | 11 | 2 | 1 | 14:28 | |
| Scottish Handshake | 0.7 | 4 | 3 | 608 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2:07:21 | ||||
| Shahanshah | 1.2 | 5 | 5% | 2 | 49 | 1 | 130 | 20 | 1 | 3 | 24:46 | |
| Shovel | 0.0 | 11 | 0 | 130 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10:55 | ||||
| Solemn Vow | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 260 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1:05:32 | ||||
| Spy-cicle | 19.1 | 290 | 37% | 124 | 338 | 16 | 7,282 | 30 | 11 | 16 | 25:05 | |
| Tribalman's Shiv | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2:54 | ||
| Ubersaw | 1.1 | 9 | 21% | 13 | 65 | 21 | 5,808 | 58 | 12 | 28 | 9:44:57 | |
| Wrap Assassin | 0.0 | 13 | 78% | 5 | 6 | 1 | 20,392 | 1,277 | 999 | 74 | 24:59:31 | |
| Wrench | 1.0 | 3 | 0% | 0 | 3 | 325 | 2,216 | 0 | 34 | 1:32:53 | ||
| Your Eternal Reward | 25.4 | 236 | 1 | 280 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1:11 | ||||
| Sentry | 4.9 | 70 | 17 | 68 | 29,245 | 0 | 699 | 124 | 6:53:14 | |||
| Level 1 Sentry | 2.0 | 34 | 16 | 10 | 5,282 | 0 | 99 | 35 | 2:32:23 | |||
| Level 2 Sentry | 2.8 | 40 | 17 | 21 | 9,198 | 0 | 206 | 64 | 3:47:28 | |||
| Level 3 Sentry | 4.8 | 63 | 18 | 30 | 11,787 | 0 | 343 | 62 | 3:05:52 | |||
| Mini-Sentry | 7.5 | 106 | 9 | 7 | 2,978 | 0 | 51 | 8 | 28:01 | |||
| Environment | 2.0 | 0 | 1,270 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 881 | 323:49:33 | ||||
| Bleeding | 1.5 | 0 | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 8:46:50 | ||||
| Environment | 1.9 | 0 | 1,228 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 859 | 316:27:51 | ||||
| Suicide | 1.4 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 5:24:57 | ||||
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |