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| W-L-T | Winrate | Round W-L-T | Round Winrate |
| 928-1009-88 | 48.00% | 3182-3428-230 | 48.20% |
Weapons
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Primary | 11.0 | 155 | 32% | 17 | 54 | 12,541 | 5,331,862 | 294,899 | 95,024 | 1,993 | 572:00:44 | |
| Arrow | 11.1 | 47 | 140 | 12 | 1,540 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 32:29 | |||
| Backburner | 2.1 | 28 | 3 | 1,247 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 43:46 | ||||
| Black Box | 1.3 | 62 | 38% | 26 | 70 | 2 | 2,785 | 86 | 33 | 3 | 44:27 | |
| Brass Beast | 3.3 | 88 | 30% | 3 | 12 | 2 | 1,612 | 446 | 132 | 1 | 18:12 | |
| Crusader's Crossbow | 0.8 | 10 | 16% | 1 | 12 | 249 | 92,811 | 46,782 | 7,503 | 478 | 147:49:37 | |
| Degreaser | 6.2 | 54 | 11% | 0 | 3 | 29 | 7,704 | 1,285 | 140 | 12 | 2:20:24 | |
| Direct Hit | 2.3 | 50 | 19% | 14 | 77 | 7 | 4,579 | 296 | 55 | 4 | 1:30:00 | |
| Flamethrower | 12.6 | 109 | 12% | 0 | 5 | 130 | 33,926 | 12,846 | 1,481 | 29 | 5:09:45 | |
| Flare Reflect | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 90 | 1 | 28:08 | ||||||
| Force-a-Nature | 11.7 | 125 | 62% | 23 | 38 | 34 | 10,921 | 457 | 282 | 4 | 1:27:19 | |
| Frontier Justice | 3.2 | 34 | 109% | 14 | 13 | 22 | 7,118 | 11 | 12 | 19 | 3:26:08 | |
| Grenade | 10.1 | 161 | 27% | 20 | 75 | 168 | 80,627 | 3,981 | 1,070 | 24 | 8:20:21 | |
| Grenade Reflect | 1.4 | 9 | 114 | 5 | 1,005 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 1:48:23 | |||
| Huntsman | 0.0 | 112 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 3,651 | 41 | 0 | 2 | 32:29 | ||
| Iron Bomber | 9.9 | 182 | 28% | 19 | 69 | 5,129 | 2,833,524 | 143,933 | 40,088 | 818 | 259:26:57 | |
| Loch-n-Load | 8.5 | 119 | 18% | 17 | 98 | 33 | 13,951 | 810 | 142 | 5 | 1:57:02 | |
| Loose Cannon | 1.0 | 34 | 652% | 16 | 54 | 9 | 9,620 | 27 | 176 | 15 | 4:37:34 | |
| Minigun | 87.1 | 387 | 26% | 3 | 14 | 3 | 400 | 104 | 27 | 3 | 1:02 | |
| Original | 19.4 | 260 | 34% | 21 | 62 | 881 | 355,032 | 16,565 | 5,672 | 78 | 22:41:27 | |
| Panic Attack Shotgun | 0.0 | 3 | 36% | 2 | 7 | 0 | 39 | 14 | 5 | 1 | 12:36 | |
| Phlogistinator | 10.1 | 72 | 20% | 1 | 9 | 18 | 3,913 | 530 | 108 | 8 | 53:43 | |
| Rescue Ranger | 1.1 | 9 | 21% | 7 | 36 | 7 | 1,859 | 43 | 9 | 10 | 3:11:59 | |
| Rocket | 11.6 | 166 | 36% | 21 | 60 | 69 | 29,769 | 1,355 | 485 | 13 | 2:58:47 | |
| Rocket Reflect | 3.3 | 4 | 89 | 10 | 417 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 1:30:54 | |||
| Scattergun | 21.2 | 211 | 68% | 17 | 26 | 2,524 | 755,407 | 41,968 | 28,370 | 189 | 59:37:33 | |
| Shotgun | 6.7 | 75 | 54% | 13 | 25 | 127 | 43,006 | 2,967 | 1,612 | 41 | 9:32:50 | |
| Sniper Rifle | 26.9 | 305 | 41% | 63 | 160 | 2,672 | 908,625 | 13,942 | 5,659 | 249 | 49:36:05 | |
| Soda Popper | 0.0 | 212 | 0 | 768 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3:37 | ||||
| Syringe Gun | 0.0 | 8 | 19% | 2 | 11 | 0 | 133 | 63 | 12 | 1 | 15:31 | |
| Tomislav | 28.1 | 297 | 30% | 4 | 13 | 396 | 125,783 | 6,347 | 1,932 | 63 | 7:02:35 | |
| Secondary | 7.5 | 127 | 26% | 14 | 57 | 5,307 | 2,701,879 | 177,351 | 46,040 | 1,160 | 353:37:16 | |
| Ambassador | 5.6 | 36 | 32% | 17 | 53 | 6 | 1,177 | 68 | 22 | 2 | 32:23 | |
| C.A.P.P.E.R | 0.0 | 2 | 5% | 0 | 11 | 0 | 99 | 192 | 9 | 2 | 36:56 | |
| Detonator | 1.7 | 32 | 107% | 7 | 7 | 15 | 8,655 | 190 | 203 | 16 | 4:26:52 | |
| Enforcer | 0.0 | 13 | 30% | 10 | 35 | 0 | 211 | 20 | 6 | 1 | 15:49 | |
| Flare Gun | 3.0 | 47 | 127% | 13 | 10 | 9 | 4,267 | 48 | 61 | 10 | 1:30:37 | |
| Flying Guillotine | 0.7 | 40 | 138% | 15 | 10 | 7 | 11,808 | 193 | 267 | 20 | 4:50:01 | |
| Giger Counter | 1.3 | 3 | 8 | 11 | 984 | 0 | 112 | 14 | 4:21:46 | |||
| L'Etranger | 2.7 | 17 | 31% | 12 | 39 | 22 | 4,273 | 341 | 107 | 26 | 4:05:41 | |
| Lugermorph | 2.3 | 10 | 20% | 2 | 13 | 228 | 31,359 | 11,332 | 2,270 | 151 | 49:36:00 | |
| Pistol | 0.0 | 3 | 11% | 1 | 9 | 0 | 95 | 90 | 10 | 7 | 31:23 | |
| Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol | 1.3 | 11 | 18% | 2 | 11 | 6 | 1,544 | 65 | 12 | 8 | 2:14:32 | |
| Quickiebomb Launcher | 3.6 | 59 | 28% | 17 | 64 | 14 | 6,903 | 388 | 107 | 5 | 1:56:37 | |
| Revolver | 5.6 | 38 | 37% | 16 | 43 | 80 | 16,571 | 1,033 | 385 | 37 | 7:09:12 | |
| Scorch Shot | 7.4 | 73 | 250% | 13 | 5 | 1 | 297 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 4:02 | |
| Scottish Resistance | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 1 | 1:56 | ||
| Shotgun | 3.7 | 33 | 50% | 10 | 21 | 47 | 12,710 | 1,191 | 592 | 31 | 6:21:31 | |
| SMG | 0.8 | 0 | 17% | 1 | 11 | 1 | 11 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 37:55 | |
| Stickybomb | 9.0 | 161 | 26% | 15 | 60 | 4,834 | 2,594,634 | 162,168 | 41,871 | 837 | 267:13:33 | |
| Winger | 2.1 | 17 | 26 | 6,281 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 6:06:01 | ||||
| Melee | 1.3 | 15 | 33% | 11 | 33 | 858 | 307,394 | 15,180 | 4,934 | 1,073 | 334:06:00 | |
| Axtinguisher | 0.9 | 4 | 0% | 0 | 2 | 317 | 20 | 0 | 8 | 1:08:05 | ||
| Bat Outta Hell | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1:05 | ||
| Big Earner | 19.8 | 284 | 37% | 101 | 276 | 281 | 121,010 | 702 | 258 | 33 | 7:05:47 | |
| Bonesaw | 1.9 | 4 | 1 | 65 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15:31 | ||||
| Boston Basher | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 1 | 19:59 | ||
| Conniver's Kunai | 7.3 | 112 | 44% | 93 | 210 | 25 | 11,622 | 18 | 8 | 5 | 1:42:53 | |
| Disciplinary Action | 0.0 | 1 | 0% | 0 | 49 | 0 | 196 | 2,028 | 2 | 13 | 2:59:02 | |
| Escape Plan | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 0 | 5 | 1:52:32 | ||
| Eureka Effect | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 38:49 | ||
| Eyelander | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 0 | 1 | 27:44 | ||
| Fists | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 106 | 0 | 8 | 23:23 | ||
| Fists of Steel | 0.0 | 1 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 130 | 194 | 0 | 4 | 1:17:16 | ||
| Frying Pan | 0.8 | 4 | 14% | 9 | 67 | 177 | 27,738 | 1,270 | 172 | 319 | 110:36:07 | |
| Gloves of Running Urgently | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 0 | 2 | 1:56 | ||
| Gunslinger | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 65 | 1,034 | 0 | 7 | 1:47:49 | ||
| Half-Zatoichi | 0.6 | 2 | 13% | 10 | 77 | 6 | 699 | 30 | 4 | 12 | 4:38:59 | |
| Holiday Punch | 0.0 | 78 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 520 | 28 | 0 | 4 | 6:38 | ||
| Homewrecker | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 1 | 13:01 | ||
| Jag | 0.0 | 2 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 176 | 1,092 | 0 | 14 | 1:26:27 | ||
| Knife | 11.0 | 167 | 35% | 104 | 296 | 86 | 39,154 | 182 | 64 | 28 | 3:53:41 | |
| Kukri | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 8:43 | ||
| Market Gardener | 0.2 | 2 | 8% | 7 | 97 | 4 | 1,365 | 126 | 10 | 22 | 8:03:11 | |
| Pain Train | 0.2 | 1 | 4% | 2 | 76 | 2 | 543 | 56 | 2 | 11 | 4:34:38 | |
| Powerjack | 1.4 | 5 | 0% | 0 | 65 | 3 | 325 | 234 | 1 | 5 | 1:02:26 | |
| SandBall | 1.5 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3:15:24 | ||||
| Shahanshah | 1.3 | 6 | 17% | 8 | 49 | 32 | 4,954 | 18 | 3 | 39 | 12:45:17 | |
| Solemn Vow | 0.4 | 3 | 15% | 10 | 65 | 9 | 1,950 | 110 | 17 | 25 | 10:19:09 | |
| Spy-cicle | 10.1 | 137 | 36% | 114 | 323 | 56 | 22,822 | 76 | 27 | 16 | 2:46:08 | |
| Three-Rune Blade | 0.1 | 1 | 3% | 0 | 11 | 3 | 756 | 1,964 | 65 | 36 | 11:56:43 | |
| Ubersaw | 0.7 | 5 | 18% | 11 | 65 | 151 | 34,093 | 2,222 | 405 | 343 | 108:52:37 | |
| Ullapool Caber | 0.6 | 1 | 5% | 2 | 55 | 1 | 55 | 22 | 1 | 2 | 51:20 | |
| Wrap Assassin | 0.0 | 14 | 130% | 8 | 6 | 3 | 37,700 | 2,996 | 3,889 | 134 | 42:41:44 | |
| Wrench | 1.8 | 8 | 1% | 0 | 65 | 5 | 689 | 528 | 6 | 4 | 1:21:11 | |
| Your Eternal Reward | 1.2 | 18 | 1 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 24:54 | ||||
| Sentry | 3.4 | 84 | 12 | 69 | 51,257 | 0 | 554 | 51 | 10:06:06 | |||
| Level 1 Sentry | 1.0 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 5,756 | 0 | 94 | 18 | 3:59:03 | |||
| Level 2 Sentry | 0.4 | 13 | 17 | 3 | 3,127 | 0 | 63 | 18 | 3:46:06 | |||
| Level 3 Sentry | 1.7 | 26 | 18 | 17 | 7,751 | 0 | 108 | 24 | 4:52:51 | |||
| Mini-Sentry | 2.3 | 48 | 8 | 41 | 26,333 | 0 | 289 | 32 | 9:04:20 | |||
| Wrangled Sentry | 0.0 | 20 | 0 | 8,290 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 6:38:38 | ||||
| Taunt | 0.8 | 22 | 1 | 900 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 39:26 | ||||
| Decapitation | 0.0 | 18 | 0 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 24:02 | ||||
| Skewer | 1.9 | 29 | 1 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15:24 | ||||
| Environment | 1.8 | 0 | 566 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 436 | 159:28:34 | ||||
| Bleeding | 1.8 | 0 | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 27 | 8:23:55 | ||||
| Environment | 1.7 | 0 | 529 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 417 | 153:59:06 | ||||
| Suicide | 1.4 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2:10:56 | ||||
| Telefrag | 1.2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 24:02 | ||||
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |