watashi wa... Steve.
| W-L-T | Winrate | Round W-L-T | Round Winrate |
| 1539-1809-205 | 46.20% | 7278-8188-527 | 47.16% |
Weapons
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Air Strike | 3.5 | 50 | 60 | 3 | 1,291 | 0 | 20 | 2 | 25:29 | ||
| Ambassador | 3.5 | 40 | 0% | 0 | 24 | 8,359 | 2 | 0 | 15 | 3:24:23 | |
| Amputator | 0.0 | 10 | 0 | 156 | 1 | 14:47 | |||||
| Arrow | 9.6 | 122 | 155 | 105 | 40,226 | 0 | 44 | 32 | 5:29:19 | ||
| Atomizer | 0.7 | 2 | 2 | 250 | 4 | 1:25:38 | |||||
| AWPer Hand | 14.5 | 170 | 35% | 43 | 124 | 73 | 25,667 | 159 | 56 | 23 | 2:30:51 |
| Axtinguisher | 3.2 | 19 | 4 | 738 | 3 | 37:39 | |||||
| Baby Face's Blaster | 9.6 | 102 | 108 | 34,502 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 5:37:20 | |||
| Backburner | 12.9 | 100 | 43% | 2 | 5 | 63 | 14,640 | 288 | 124 | 11 | 2:25:59 |
| Bat | 0.0 | 2 | 0 | 105 | 2 | 52:10 | |||||
| Bazaar Bargain | 5.3 | 54 | 11 | 3,380 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1:02:30 | |||
| Beggar's Bazooka | 7.3 | 81 | 27 | 8,948 | 5 | 1:50:20 | |||||
| Big Earner | 14.3 | 229 | 11 | 5,310 | 1 | 23:08 | |||||
| Black Box | 9.7 | 146 | 49% | 33 | 70 | 92 | 41,464 | 122 | 60 | 15 | 4:43:24 |
| Bleeding | 1.7 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 2:20:15 | |||||
| Blutsauger | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 120 | 1 | 31:13 | |||||
| Boston Basher | 0.6 | 3 | 0% | 0 | 13 | 2,372 | 574 | 0 | 30 | 10:32:14 | |
| Bottle | 0.4 | 2 | 1 | 195 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1:12:27 | |||
| Brass Beast | 1.4 | 25 | 16% | 1 | 11 | 4 | 2,228 | 460 | 74 | 6 | 1:25:56 |
| Classic | 5.0 | 22 | 1 | 135 | 1 | 6:01 | |||||
| Conscientious Objector | 1.3 | 8 | 0% | 0 | 22 | 4,290 | 32 | 0 | 27 | 8:43:16 | |
| Cow Mangler 5000 | 22.0 | 240 | 46% | 31 | 67 | 288 | 94,615 | 69 | 32 | 16 | 6:32:36 |
| Crocodile | 2.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12:01 | |||||
| Crossing Guard | 0.0 | 4 | 0 | 130 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 28:59 | |||
| Crusader's Crossbow | 2.4 | 49 | 47% | 6 | 12 | 199 | 120,244 | 4,364 | 2,072 | 139 | 40:47:34 |
| Degreaser | 10.5 | 91 | 20% | 0 | 5 | 172 | 44,988 | 6,857 | 1,362 | 55 | 8:11:20 |
| Detonator | 1.0 | 21 | 3 | 1,872 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1:28:58 | |||
| Direct Hit | 11.3 | 125 | 23% | 21 | 91 | 570 | 189,492 | 342 | 80 | 78 | 25:14:25 |
| Disciplinary Action | 1.5 | 5 | 0% | 0 | 49 | 46 | 4,920 | 368 | 1 | 54 | 15:21:49 |
| Environment | 2.1 | 0 | 2,156 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1,376 | 509:59:10 | |||
| Escape Plan | 0.4 | 2 | 0% | 0 | 65 | 105 | 16,300 | 18,096 | 23 | 310 | 125:13:20 |
| Eureka Effect | 1.2 | 2 | 1 | 65 | 1 | 24:26 | |||||
| Family Business | 7.9 | 108 | 17 | 7,024 | 5 | 1:04:51 | |||||
| Fists of Steel | 0.2 | 5 | 1 | 910 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2:54:12 | |||
| Flamethrower | 7.8 | 66 | 16 | 4,125 | 4 | 1:01:46 | |||||
| Flare Gun | 3.9 | 44 | 131% | 31 | 24 | 39 | 13,264 | 126 | 165 | 23 | 4:58:02 |
| Flying Guillotine | 1.3 | 24 | 6 | 3,446 | 6 | 2:21:04 | |||||
| Force-a-Nature | 7.5 | 83 | 68% | 25 | 37 | 101 | 33,849 | 72 | 49 | 21 | 6:44:34 |
| Frontier Justice | 3.4 | 47 | 3 | 1,263 | 8 | 26:48 | |||||
| Frying Pan | 2.6 | 17 | 5% | 3 | 65 | 126 | 26,504 | 260 | 13 | 84 | 24:34:52 |
| Gloves of Running Urgently | 0.7 | 3 | 1% | 0 | 65 | 8 | 1,222 | 1,026 | 8 | 25 | 5:24:24 |
| Grenade | 6.5 | 100 | 25% | 18 | 71 | 255 | 117,477 | 979 | 247 | 63 | 19:31:24 |
| Grenade Reflect | 8.6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7:00 | |||||
| Gunslinger | 1.0 | 4 | 0% | 0 | 65 | 6 | 845 | 2,072 | 8 | 9 | 2:56:26 |
| Hadouken | 2.1 | 32 | 1 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14:03 | |||
| Half-Zatoichi | 2.3 | 19 | 21% | 13 | 65 | 22 | 5,704 | 24 | 5 | 16 | 4:53:03 |
| Ham Shank | 3.3 | 21 | 4% | 2 | 65 | 94 | 18,183 | 50 | 2 | 44 | 14:11:19 |
| Holy Mackerel | 0.0 | 2 | 0 | 70 | 1 | 23:36 | |||||
| Huntsman | 0.6 | 5 | 9% | 0 | 4 | 1 | 275 | 152 | 13 | 5 | 54:29 |
| Huo Long Heatmaker | 6.3 | 111 | 25 | 13,195 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1:58:23 | |||
| Iron Bomber | 9.6 | 129 | 24% | 17 | 72 | 1,499 | 605,728 | 8,706 | 2,073 | 237 | 78:01:30 |
| Iron Curtain | 0.0 | 1 | 0 | 41 | 1 | 28:59 | |||||
| Jag | 1.1 | 2 | 3 | 245 | 5 | 1:24:36 | |||||
| Kamikaze | 1.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 23:15 | |||||
| Killing Gloves of Boxing | 0.5 | 6 | 0% | 0 | 2 | 868 | 168 | 0 | 5 | 2:09:26 | |
| Knife | 10.5 | 137 | 7 | 2,740 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 19:56 | |||
| Kukri | 0.6 | 8 | 2 | 845 | 7 | 1:36:50 | |||||
| L'Etranger | 5.3 | 57 | 29% | 10 | 37 | 48 | 15,678 | 31 | 9 | 23 | 4:33:54 |
| Level 1 Sentry | 3.2 | 29 | 16 | 17 | 4,700 | 0 | 40 | 20 | 2:37:19 | ||
| Level 2 Sentry | 4.1 | 22 | 16 | 21 | 3,526 | 0 | 20 | 16 | 2:34:27 | ||
| Level 3 Sentry | 2.2 | 40 | 19 | 8 | 4,566 | 0 | 41 | 10 | 1:51:36 | ||
| Liberty Launcher | 0.5 | 12 | 1 | 805 | 3 | 1:03:26 | |||||
| Loch-n-Load | 0.0 | 8 | 0 | 200 | 1 | 23:12 | |||||
| Loose Cannon | 2.8 | 76 | 54 | 59 | 47,644 | 0 | 11 | 36 | 10:23:41 | ||
| Loose Cannon Impact | 2.3 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 15 | 5:16:38 | |||||
| Manntreads | 0.0 | 8 | 0 | 107 | 1 | 13:22 | |||||
| Market Gardener | 2.2 | 19 | 1% | 1 | 195 | 294 | 77,266 | 148 | 1 | 172 | 66:51:56 |
| Minigun | 20.9 | 248 | 20% | 2 | 12 | 2,692 | 962,164 | 25,433 | 4,972 | 280 | 64:30:49 |
| Mini-Sentry | 1.6 | 34 | 8 | 24 | 15,133 | 0 | 624 | 25 | 7:24:09 | ||
| Natascha | 3.2 | 44 | 17% | 1 | 8 | 18 | 7,610 | 725 | 124 | 8 | 2:49:38 |
| Nessie's Nine Iron | 9.4 | 116 | 1 | 371 | 1 | 3:11 | |||||
| Original | 19.8 | 288 | 47% | 31 | 67 | 9,390 | 4,107,759 | 25,330 | 11,946 | 640 | 237:07:59 |
| Pain Train | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 0 | 2 | 8:02 | |
| Panic Attack Shotgun | 4.1 | 44 | 71% | 15 | 21 | 24 | 7,709 | 48 | 34 | 13 | 2:54:02 |
| Phlogistinator | 3.1 | 33 | 2 | 640 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 19:19 | |||
| Pistol | 1.9 | 8 | 15% | 3 | 19 | 153 | 19,893 | 409 | 63 | 123 | 40:43:08 |
| Player | 4.4 | 0 | 521 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 196 | 59:22:53 | |||
| Pomson 6000 | 4.7 | 54 | 25% | 13 | 55 | 6 | 2,103 | 124 | 31 | 3 | 38:38 |
| Powerjack | 0.5 | 2 | 0% | 0 | 65 | 1 | 130 | 1,624 | 2 | 4 | 1:03:41 |
| Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol | 1.9 | 4 | 3 | 224 | 2 | 46:23 | |||||
| Quickiebomb Launcher | 1.9 | 74 | 3 | 3,520 | 3 | 47:11 | |||||
| Rescue Ranger | 0.7 | 6 | 12% | 5 | 41 | 2 | 609 | 41 | 5 | 5 | 1:28:37 |
| Revolver | 3.1 | 40 | 30% | 13 | 45 | 22 | 8,577 | 54 | 16 | 23 | 3:31:46 |
| Righteous Bison | 1.1 | 5 | 3 | 455 | 3 | 1:20:30 | |||||
| Rocket | 19.4 | 282 | 37% | 23 | 63 | 22,126 | 9,642,356 | 92,408 | 34,437 | 1,550 | 569:06:16 |
| Rocket Reflect | 1.4 | 9 | 90 | 11 | 2,282 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 3:53:39 | ||
| Sandman | 0.0 | 7 | 0 | 220 | 1 | 28:54 | |||||
| Scattergun | 19.4 | 199 | 58% | 16 | 28 | 2,755 | 847,278 | 11,709 | 6,775 | 242 | 70:49:31 |
| Scottish Handshake | 1.2 | 4 | 11 | 1,216 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4:39:06 | |||
| Shahanshah | 0.0 | 4 | 0 | 196 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 40:16 | |||
| Sharp Dresser | 4.9 | 77 | 6 | 2,814 | 3 | 36:24 | |||||
| Short Circuit Orb | 1.2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 25:31 | |||||
| Shortstop | 2.8 | 77 | 5 | 4,107 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 53:05 | |||
| Shotgun | 8.9 | 55 | 61% | 19 | 32 | 5,059 | 948,000 | 8,703 | 5,277 | 848 | 284:34:32 |
| Shovel | 1.2 | 9 | 4 | 910 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1:40:18 | |||
| Skewer | 1.5 | 23 | 1 | 450 | 1 | 19:28 | |||||
| SMG | 2.9 | 12 | 23% | 1 | 8 | 54 | 7,193 | 561 | 128 | 52 | 9:22:54 |
| Sniper Rifle | 12.8 | 145 | 39% | 38 | 98 | 282 | 96,636 | 79 | 31 | 103 | 11:02:54 |
| Solemn Vow | 0.8 | 17 | 1 | 650 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 36:56 | |||
| Spy-cicle | 8.0 | 116 | 70 | 30,684 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 4:22:21 | |||
| Stickybomb | 9.2 | 195 | 21% | 12 | 59 | 1,738 | 1,107,374 | 17,911 | 3,823 | 290 | 94:15:31 |
| Sydney Sleeper | 5.3 | 45 | 4 | 1,040 | 1 | 22:41 | |||||
| Syringe Gun | 0.0 | 23 | 0 | 200 | 1 | 8:41 | |||||
| Telefrag | 1.6 | 24 | 1 | 450 | 1 | 18:20 | |||||
| Third Degree | 2.8 | 24 | 1 | 260 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10:45 | |||
| Tide Turner | 0.3 | 5 | 1 | 457 | 7 | 1:30:46 | |||||
| Tomislav | 12.9 | 153 | 23% | 2 | 9 | 788 | 280,911 | 5,465 | 1,259 | 138 | 30:35:48 |
| Ubersaw | 2.3 | 19 | 17% | 11 | 65 | 118 | 29,560 | 58 | 10 | 80 | 25:11:28 |
| Ullapool Caber | 0.0 | 131 | 0 | 3,953 | 4 | 30:03 | |||||
| Widowmaker | 8.4 | 104 | 47% | 9 | 20 | 138 | 51,197 | 1,131 | 528 | 33 | 8:10:03 |
| Winger | 1.0 | 3 | 10% | 1 | 18 | 24 | 2,225 | 48 | 5 | 36 | 11:57:17 |
| Wrangled Sentry | 0.9 | 18 | 13 | 3 | 1,865 | 0 | 49 | 6 | 1:41:26 | ||
| Wrap Assassin | 0.0 | 8 | 0 | 1,063 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2:07:55 | |||
| Wrench | 0.0 | 1 | 0% | 0 | 65 | 0 | 65 | 1,040 | 1 | 2 | 36:05 |
| Your Eternal Reward | 5.9 | 70 | 9 | 3,224 | 3 | 45:46 | |||||
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |