COMPLETE AND UTTER MORON
| W-L-T | Winrate | Round W-L-T | Round Winrate |
| 142-196-12 | 42.29% | 351-487-6 | 41.94% |
Weapons
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bazaar Bargain | 11.9 | 149 | 34% | 35 | 104 | 185 | 69,898 | 1,207 | 406 | 28 | 7:46:05 |
| Beggar's Bazooka | 27.7 | 341 | 32% | 19 | 59 | 26 | 9,608 | 500 | 162 | 3 | 28:09 |
| Conscientious Objector | 3.0 | 28 | 9% | 6 | 66 | 3 | 868 | 144 | 13 | 4 | 30:27 |
| Crusader's Crossbow | 2.1 | 63 | 22% | 11 | 54 | 2 | 1,788 | 153 | 33 | 4 | 28:21 |
| Disciplinary Action | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 23:52 | |
| Environment | 1.9 | 0 | 64 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 54 | 16:33:38 | |||
| Escape Plan | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 2 | 23:58 | |
| Fan O'War | 0.1 | 1 | 15% | 1 | 10 | 3 | 2,012 | 1,204 | 180 | 90 | 26:39:09 |
| Fists of Steel | 0.3 | 3 | 8% | 5 | 65 | 4 | 1,248 | 230 | 18 | 23 | 6:17:56 |
| Flamethrower | 12.4 | 246 | 28% | 1 | 5 | 1 | 596 | 422 | 118 | 1 | 2:25 |
| Flare Gun | 5.3 | 23 | 80% | 12 | 16 | 2 | 262 | 20 | 16 | 2 | 11:20 |
| Frying Pan | 1.6 | 45 | 7% | 4 | 65 | 1 | 845 | 190 | 13 | 1 | 18:43 |
| Half-Zatoichi | 0.0 | 3 | 25% | 16 | 65 | 0 | 65 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 18:43 |
| Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker | 8.0 | 72 | 13% | 8 | 65 | 5 | 1,365 | 166 | 21 | 1 | 18:43 |
| Iron Bomber | 4.6 | 87 | 32% | 20 | 63 | 4 | 2,298 | 111 | 36 | 2 | 26:14 |
| Kukri | 1.0 | 5 | 9% | 6 | 65 | 79 | 14,794 | 2,076 | 192 | 142 | 41:17:43 |
| L'Etranger | 9.1 | 45 | 36% | 12 | 33 | 6 | 911 | 42 | 15 | 4 | 19:51 |
| Minigun | 20.1 | 226 | 21% | 2 | 12 | 50 | 16,883 | 6,388 | 1,313 | 12 | 1:14:42 |
| Player | 1.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 23:52 | |||
| Revolver | 4.2 | 40 | 22% | 10 | 45 | 5 | 1,455 | 145 | 32 | 8 | 35:35 |
| Rocket | 19.7 | 262 | 32% | 18 | 57 | 59 | 23,526 | 1,272 | 410 | 6 | 1:29:40 |
| Scattergun | 15.4 | 161 | 56% | 16 | 29 | 374 | 117,568 | 7,066 | 3,968 | 52 | 12:08:50 |
| Shooting Star | 17.8 | 197 | 24% | 47 | 200 | 3 | 1,003 | 21 | 5 | 1 | 5:04 |
| SMG | 0.9 | 7 | 11% | 1 | 9 | 12 | 2,924 | 2,606 | 298 | 30 | 6:56:55 |
| Sniper Rifle | 20.5 | 248 | 34% | 52 | 153 | 1,668 | 604,579 | 11,354 | 3,875 | 147 | 40:37:49 |
| Soda Popper | 17.4 | 164 | 54% | 18 | 35 | 751 | 213,159 | 9,468 | 5,086 | 72 | 21:33:58 |
| Splendid Screen | 0.0 | 10 | 39 | 0 | 196 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 18:43 | ||
| Spy-cicle | 21.5 | 290 | 29% | 72 | 247 | 43 | 17,398 | 134 | 39 | 14 | 59:54 |
| Stickybomb | 0.0 | 92 | 18% | 13 | 77 | 0 | 699 | 51 | 9 | 1 | 7:31 |
| Syringe Gun | 0.0 | 62 | 30% | 3 | 10 | 0 | 75 | 23 | 7 | 1 | 1:12 |
| Tomislav | 17.5 | 199 | 20% | 2 | 10 | 254 | 87,020 | 34,602 | 6,810 | 27 | 7:15:37 |
| Ubersaw | 0.0 | 8 | 50% | 32 | 65 | 0 | 65 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7:46 |
| Winger | 0.2 | 2 | 10% | 1 | 12 | 14 | 4,526 | 3,067 | 312 | 112 | 31:43:54 |
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |