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| W-L-T | Winrate | Round W-L-T | Round Winrate |
| 21-1-1 | 93.48% | 55-9-3 | 84.33% |
Weapons
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AWPer Hand | 68.9 | 610 | 50% | 82 | 165 | 169 | 44,898 | 547 | 271 | 6 | 1:13:36 |
| Ball O' Lightning | 4.7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6:22 | |||
| Bazaar Bargain | 61.4 | 583 | 289 | 82,437 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 2:21:19 | |||
| Big Earner | 27.5 | 392 | 34 | 14,564 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 37:09 | |||
| Black Box | 36.4 | 549 | 58% | 50 | 87 | 14 | 6,352 | 126 | 73 | 2 | 11:33 |
| Bleeding | 16.7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3:36 | |||
| Brass Beast | 67.6 | 511 | 14 | 3,177 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6:13 | |||
| Bushwacka | 4.9 | 37 | 22 | 4,940 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 2:13:25 | |||
| C.A.P.P.E.R | 5.6 | 37 | 24% | 4 | 17 | 7 | 1,393 | 328 | 80 | 5 | 37:33 |
| Conniver's Kunai | 57.4 | 822 | 50 | 21,514 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 26:09 | |||
| Disciplinary Action | 6.0 | 22 | 3 | 342 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 15:02 | |||
| Enforcer | 12.7 | 104 | 48% | 29 | 61 | 19 | 4,705 | 161 | 77 | 8 | 44:56 |
| Environment | 2.2 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1:06:44 | |||
| Family Business | 0.0 | 4 | 67% | 3 | 5 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2:37 |
| Fan O'War | 0.0 | 8 | 0 | 80 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 9:03 | |||
| Fireball | 5.2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 23:12 | |||
| Flamethrower | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:00 | |||||
| Frying Pan | 2.4 | 10 | 1 | 130 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12:33 | |||
| Gunslinger | 5.8 | 34 | 4 | 715 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 20:31 | |||
| Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker | 6.3 | 54 | 2 | 520 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9:35 | |||
| Liberty Launcher | 25.8 | 97 | 24% | 13 | 56 | 3 | 341 | 25 | 6 | 1 | 3:29 |
| Loch-n-Load | 12.6 | 170 | 25% | 30 | 122 | 13 | 5,267 | 170 | 43 | 4 | 30:57 |
| Meteor Shower | 5.9 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 25:23 | |||
| Minify | 6.8 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 22:09 | |||
| Mini-Sentry | 9.1 | 42 | 8 | 1,109 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 26:17 | |||
| Player | 6.6 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 22:42 | |||
| Powerjack | 1.9 | 8 | 1 | 130 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15:39 | |||
| Pumpkin Bomb | 3.4 | 0 | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 3:05:15 | |||
| Quickiebomb Launcher | 19.7 | 141 | 32% | 27 | 86 | 14 | 3,015 | 109 | 35 | 3 | 21:22 |
| Rainblower | 9.6 | 100 | 5 | 1,566 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15:39 | |||
| Reserve Shooter | 0.0 | 21 | 20% | 3 | 18 | 0 | 74 | 20 | 4 | 1 | 3:29 |
| Scotsman's Skullcutter | 7.2 | 62 | 3 | 780 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12:34 | |||
| Sharp Dresser | 43.9 | 591 | 10 | 4,040 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6:50 | |||
| Shotgun | 23.0 | 169 | 65% | 25 | 38 | 12 | 2,650 | 105 | 68 | 1 | 15:39 |
| Skeletons Horde | 3.5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 17:00 | |||
| SMG | 12.3 | 47 | 49% | 5 | 12 | 2 | 232 | 39 | 19 | 1 | 4:52 |
| Soda Popper | 25.3 | 267 | 15 | 4,750 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 17:46 | |||
| Summon MONOCULUS | 7.2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12:34 | |||
| Swarm of Bats | 30.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:59 | |||
| Unarmed Combat | 6.9 | 48 | 2 | 420 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 8:43 | |||
| Unknown | 0.0 | 29 | 0 | 8,324 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 4:45:26 | |||
| Widowmaker | 15.2 | 130 | 67% | 40 | 60 | 19 | 4,891 | 121 | 81 | 5 | 37:33 |
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |
