Dr. Confiscate Your Testicles
| W-L-T | Winrate | Round W-L-T | Round Winrate |
| 4125-3109-667 | 56.43% | 21269-17391-2565 | 54.70% |
Weapons
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Primary | 9.2 | 122 | 47% | 14 | 30 | 44,686 | 17,834,483 | 623,793 | 295,761 | 6,898 | 2429:51:23 | |
| Air Strike | 2.1 | 16 | 92 | 2 | 463 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 28:34 | |||
| AWPer Hand | 12.5 | 177 | 5 | 2,130 | 5 | 12:01 | ||||||
| Backburner | 13.4 | 103 | 11 | 2,546 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 24:33 | ||||
| Black Box | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 61 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15:31 | ||||
| Blutsauger | 1.9 | 27 | 13% | 1 | 8 | 8 | 3,367 | 2,397 | 302 | 6 | 2:03:10 | |
| Brass Beast | 13.1 | 132 | 6 | 1,818 | 1 | 13:42 | ||||||
| Cow Mangler 5000 | 26.1 | 374 | 49% | 34 | 70 | 245 | 105,593 | 1,431 | 705 | 18 | 4:42:04 | |
| Crusader's Crossbow | 1.5 | 23 | 50% | 4 | 9 | 4,678 | 2,258,586 | 294,372 | 145,785 | 4,051 | 1570:34:33 | |
| Degreaser | 12.2 | 112 | 34% | 1 | 2 | 105 | 29,260 | 91 | 31 | 52 | 4:18:59 | |
| Direct Hit | 3.5 | 41 | 18% | 16 | 89 | 40 | 14,329 | 449 | 82 | 18 | 5:44:51 | |
| Flamethrower | 10.2 | 99 | 71% | 3 | 5 | 44 | 12,913 | 69 | 49 | 19 | 2:09:32 | |
| Force-a-Nature | 4.5 | 67 | 73% | 25 | 34 | 9 | 4,092 | 111 | 81 | 4 | 1:00:12 | |
| Grenade | 9.1 | 113 | 20% | 14 | 75 | 290 | 108,171 | 7,300 | 1,424 | 48 | 15:56:11 | |
| Grenade Reflect | 2.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12:47 | ||||||
| Iron Bomber | 11.1 | 133 | 22% | 16 | 77 | 669 | 242,544 | 4,181 | 913 | 111 | 30:12:08 | |
| Liberty Launcher | 3.4 | 53 | 38% | 20 | 54 | 6 | 2,831 | 137 | 52 | 2 | 52:50 | |
| Loch-n-Load | 9.5 | 130 | 17% | 17 | 103 | 57 | 23,429 | 1,050 | 181 | 10 | 2:59:07 | |
| Loose Cannon | 3.9 | 30 | 54% | 11 | 40 | 13 | 3,117 | 13 | 7 | 5 | 1:41:08 | |
| Minigun | 2.0 | 36 | 3 | 1,657 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 44:54 | ||||
| Original | 23.2 | 312 | 41% | 26 | 65 | 24,192 | 9,770,572 | 160,983 | 65,352 | 1,450 | 521:10:12 | |
| Overdose | 2.0 | 14 | 2 | 419 | 1 | 29:29 | ||||||
| Panic Attack Shotgun | 10.4 | 75 | 3 | 654 | 3 | 8:41 | ||||||
| Phlogistinator | 5.4 | 54 | 3 | 905 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 16:34 | ||||
| Pomson 6000 | 0.0 | 4 | 0 | 53 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 13:06 | ||||
| Rescue Ranger | 1.1 | 10 | 1 | 312 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 28:29 | ||||
| Rocket | 18.5 | 246 | 42% | 27 | 65 | 4,866 | 1,945,587 | 58,451 | 24,489 | 373 | 131:22:10 | |
| Rocket Reflect | 2.2 | 12 | 10 | 1,730 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 2:13:53 | ||||
| Scattergun | 21.5 | 250 | 65% | 16 | 25 | 6,803 | 2,379,774 | 83,812 | 54,664 | 499 | 158:21:31 | |
| Shortstop | 9.9 | 114 | 43 | 14,939 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2:10:50 | ||||
| Shotgun | 3.5 | 48 | 52% | 12 | 23 | 9 | 3,773 | 204 | 106 | 34 | 1:17:17 | |
| Sniper Rifle | 18.6 | 205 | 31% | 39 | 126 | 132 | 43,674 | 424 | 133 | 110 | 3:32:33 | |
| Syringe Gun | 0.9 | 8 | 11% | 1 | 8 | 13 | 3,838 | 2,705 | 310 | 20 | 7:18:18 | |
| Tomislav | 25.3 | 296 | 19% | 2 | 12 | 2,406 | 848,608 | 5,584 | 1,069 | 299 | 47:37:25 | |
| Widowmaker | 15.2 | 126 | 72% | 24 | 33 | 11 | 2,738 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 21:39 | |
| Secondary | 7.0 | 62 | 27% | 12 | 47 | 3,574 | 959,978 | 25,690 | 7,002 | 944 | 254:23:14 | |
| Ambassador | 36.6 | 126 | 27% | 11 | 44 | 9 | 933 | 79 | 21 | 2 | 7:23 | |
| Detonator | 3.1 | 63 | 12 | 7,433 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1:56:50 | ||||
| Family Business | 7.1 | 75 | 58% | 17 | 29 | 7 | 2,228 | 131 | 76 | 2 | 29:34 | |
| Flare Gun | 2.8 | 85 | 100% | 17 | 17 | 3 | 2,774 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 32:26 | |
| Flying Guillotine | 0.0 | 27 | 0 | 1,218 | 2 | 43:48 | ||||||
| L'Etranger | 8.9 | 24 | 2 | 165 | 3 | 6:44 | ||||||
| Mantreads | 3.4 | 9 | 1 | 82 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8:53 | ||||
| Pistol | 2.7 | 11 | 20% | 2 | 14 | 164 | 21,116 | 1,048 | 210 | 108 | 30:10:46 | |
| Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol | 1.6 | 17 | 1 | 340 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 18:54 | ||||
| Reserve Shooter | 0.0 | 2 | 0 | 47 | 1 | 19:58 | ||||||
| Revolver | 8.8 | 155 | 33% | 10 | 33 | 7 | 3,729 | 322 | 106 | 12 | 23:56 | |
| Scorch Shot | 1.2 | 47 | 1 | 1,159 | 6 | 24:37 | ||||||
| Short Circuit Orb | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 91 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 24:33 | ||||
| Shotgun | 17.6 | 111 | 67% | 20 | 30 | 1,615 | 306,739 | 3,289 | 2,209 | 222 | 45:59:29 | |
| SMG | 2.8 | 20 | 19% | 1 | 9 | 13 | 2,894 | 484 | 91 | 56 | 2:19:23 | |
| Stickybomb | 10.9 | 188 | 21% | 12 | 59 | 1,017 | 528,070 | 20,202 | 4,256 | 160 | 46:37:54 | |
| Winger | 2.8 | 10 | 23% | 3 | 14 | 722 | 80,960 | 133 | 31 | 364 | 127:04:41 | |
| Melee | 1.0 | 9 | 5% | 3 | 69 | 1,884 | 525,842 | 4,780 | 237 | 2,485 | 946:55:43 | |
| Amputator | 0.0 | 2 | 0 | 156 | 2 | 52:45 | ||||||
| Bat Outta Hell | 0.4 | 7 | 1 | 543 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1:09:44 | ||||
| Big Earner | 19.3 | 291 | 6 | 2,716 | 5 | 9:20 | ||||||
| Bonesaw | 0.5 | 7 | 4 | 1,560 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3:39:16 | ||||
| Boston Basher | 1.9 | 20 | 0% | 0 | 7 | 2,265 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 1:49:58 | ||
| Bottle | 1.4 | 7 | 20% | 13 | 65 | 5 | 845 | 20 | 4 | 5 | 1:48:54 | |
| Conscientious Objector | 0.9 | 7 | 6% | 3 | 65 | 48 | 12,266 | 124 | 7 | 69 | 26:40:22 | |
| Disciplinary Action | 1.2 | 7 | 1% | 0 | 49 | 19 | 3,673 | 272 | 2 | 35 | 7:58:47 | |
| Escape Plan | 0.6 | 2 | 0% | 0 | 65 | 96 | 13,678 | 2,788 | 3 | 205 | 85:05:08 | |
| Eviction Notice | 7.4 | 32 | 1 | 130 | 1 | 4:02 | ||||||
| Fists of Steel | 0.5 | 4 | 0% | 0 | 9 | 2,392 | 2 | 0 | 28 | 8:51:28 | ||
| Freedom Staff | 0.0 | 6 | 0 | 65 | 1 | 10:17 | ||||||
| Frying Pan | 1.7 | 18 | 43 | 13,998 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 12:36:58 | ||||
| Gloves of Running Urgently | 0.0 | 48 | 0 | 195 | 1 | 4:02 | ||||||
| Half-Zatoichi | 3.7 | 44 | 5 | 1,792 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 40:14 | ||||
| Holiday Punch | 0.9 | 3 | 2 | 260 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1:09:17 | ||||
| Jag | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 246 | 0 | 1 | 3:47 | ||
| Knife | 9.3 | 130 | 50% | 20 | 40 | 13 | 5,470 | 4 | 2 | 13 | 42:00 | |
| Kukri | 0.0 | 2 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 65 | 200 | 0 | 12 | 27:15 | ||
| Market Gardener | 3.8 | 41 | 6% | 7 | 130 | 22 | 7,368 | 70 | 4 | 16 | 2:55:52 | |
| Necro Smasher | 0.8 | 5 | 7 | 1,560 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 4:35:28 | ||||
| Powerjack | 3.2 | 10 | 0% | 0 | 2 | 195 | 22 | 0 | 3 | 18:47 | ||
| SandBall | 0.9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 34:16 | ||||||
| Shovel | 0.3 | 4 | 1 | 455 | 5 | 1:31:31 | ||||||
| Solemn Vow | 0.7 | 4 | 11% | 8 | 77 | 672 | 144,934 | 106 | 12 | 1,180 | 497:54:14 | |
| Three-Rune Blade | 0.5 | 2 | 8 | 1,325 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 7:54:55 | ||||
| Ubersaw | 1.6 | 18 | 22% | 14 | 68 | 905 | 303,208 | 924 | 203 | 816 | 279:23:10 | |
| Vita-Saw | 2.6 | 17 | 6 | 1,193 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1:08:52 | ||||
| Wrap Assassin | 0.1 | 8 | 1 | 3,535 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 6:51:35 | ||||
| Sentry | 9.6 | 113 | 16 | 46 | 16,295 | 0 | 9 | 62 | 2:23:31 | |||
| Level 1 Sentry | 3.5 | 34 | 17 | 8 | 2,325 | 0 | 7 | 23 | 1:07:46 | |||
| Level 2 Sentry | 3.9 | 37 | 16 | 8 | 2,328 | 0 | 2 | 23 | 1:01:30 | |||
| Level 3 Sentry | 5.9 | 78 | 20 | 8,030 | 0 | 0 | 38 | 1:41:51 | ||||
| Mini-Sentry | 2.4 | 44 | 4 | 2,276 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 50:59 | ||||
| Wrangled Sentry | 5.6 | 41 | 6 | 1,336 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 32:04 | ||||
| Taunt | 2.7 | 30 | 4 | 1,350 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 44:44 | ||||
| Spinal Tap | 2.7 | 30 | 4 | 1,350 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 44:44 | ||||
| Environment | 2.2 | 0 | 2,625 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 1,585 | 593:48:14 | ||||
| Bleeding | 1.4 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3:35:03 | ||||
| Crocodile | 4.5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6:44 | ||||
| Environment | 2.1 | 0 | 2,327 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1,495 | 566:53:43 | ||||
| Suicide | 3.0 | 0 | 286 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 163 | 47:51:33 | ||||
| Telefrag | 0.9 | 14 | 1 | 450 | 1 | 31:45 | ||||||
| 0.0 | 22 | 0 | 271 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12:18 | |||||
| Unknown | 0.0 | 22 | 0 | 271 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12:18 | ||||
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |