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| W-L-T | Winrate | Round W-L-T | Round Winrate | 
| 292-343-50 | 46.28% | 1499-1697-259 | 47.13% | 
Weapons
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ambassador | 0.0 | 49 | 30% | 15 | 50 | 0 | 152 | 10 | 3 | 2 | 3:06 | 
| Atomizer | 5.5 | 22 | 2 | 239 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 10:51 | |||
| Axtinguisher | 7.2 | 27 | 1 | 116 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4:11 | |||
| Backburner | 3.0 | 30 | 2 | 614 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 20:00 | |||
| Ball | 2.1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14:00 | |||
| Bat Outta Hell | 1.1 | 6 | 33 | 5,535 | 0 | 0 | 44 | 14:36:42 | |||
| Beggar's Bazooka | 16.6 | 187 | 23% | 16 | 68 | 779 | 262,666 | 16,324 | 3,824 | 84 | 23:24:09 | 
| Big Earner | 10.1 | 150 | 52 | 23,256 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 2:34:43 | |||
| Bleeding | 2.3 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1:31:49 | |||
| Blutsauger | 0.0 | 144 | 25% | 2 | 8 | 0 | 215 | 101 | 25 | 1 | 1:29 | 
| Boston Basher | 8.0 | 21 | 2 | 160 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7:32 | |||
| Bottle | 1.0 | 9 | 4 | 1,048 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1:56:02 | |||
| Brass Beast | 0.0 | 199 | 0 | 306 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1:32 | |||
| Claidheamohmor | 8.2 | 54 | 8 | 1,597 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 29:15 | |||
| Cleaner's Carbine | 0.0 | 4 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2:43 | |||
| Conniver's Kunai | 10.2 | 145 | 77 | 32,872 | 0 | 0 | 33 | 3:45:38 | |||
| Conscientious Objector | 1.5 | 5 | 35 | 4,085 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 11:51:55 | |||
| Crusader's Crossbow | 2.0 | 22 | 53% | 5 | 10 | 19 | 6,499 | 1,146 | 608 | 23 | 4:49:34 | 
| Decapitation | 1.0 | 15 | 1 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 28:47 | |||
| Degreaser | 13.1 | 112 | 85 | 21,866 | 0 | 0 | 57 | 3:14:40 | |||
| Detonator | 3.3 | 37 | 3 | 1,036 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 27:32 | |||
| Direct Hit | 6.4 | 76 | 49% | 30 | 99 | 79 | 28,296 | 567 | 280 | 20 | 6:11:46 | 
| Disciplinary Action | 3.1 | 12 | 2 | 245 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 19:03 | |||
| Enforcer | 4.7 | 35 | 31% | 14 | 47 | 39 | 8,906 | 605 | 186 | 48 | 4:07:28 | 
| Environment | 1.8 | 0 | 388 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 285 | 105:28:17 | |||
| Equalizer | 0.0 | 6 | 0 | 187 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 30:24 | |||
| Escape Plan | 1.1 | 6 | 7 | 1,281 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3:17:30 | |||
| Family Business | 2.8 | 55 | 59% | 16 | 26 | 3 | 1,779 | 111 | 66 | 7 | 31:52 | 
| Fan O'War | 0.0 | 4 | 0 | 71 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14:14 | |||
| Flamethrower | 0.0 | 21 | 0 | 398 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 18:53 | |||
| Flare Gun | 3.9 | 58 | 11 | 4,957 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 1:24:39 | |||
| Flying Guillotine | 3.1 | 24 | 4 | 946 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 39:10 | |||
| Force-a-Nature | 12.8 | 128 | 52% | 20 | 39 | 59 | 17,741 | 874 | 453 | 11 | 2:18:27 | 
| Frontier Justice | 2.4 | 27 | 7 | 2,335 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 1:26:21 | |||
| Frying Pan | 0.9 | 4 | 36 | 6,156 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 20:31:26 | |||
| Gloves of Running Urgently | 3.5 | 53 | 2 | 910 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 16:59 | |||
| Grenade | 5.6 | 61 | 24% | 19 | 82 | 335 | 109,957 | 5,550 | 1,339 | 78 | 29:49:44 | 
| Half-Zatoichi | 1.4 | 7 | 85 | 14,534 | 0 | 0 | 79 | 30:33:41 | |||
| Holiday Punch | 3.2 | 20 | 1 | 195 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 9:27 | |||
| Holy Mackerel | 3.5 | 8 | 3 | 210 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 25:56 | |||
| Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | 65 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 20:25 | |||
| Hot Hand | 0.0 | 11 | 0 | 140 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 12:21 | |||
| Iron Bomber | 6.5 | 72 | 24% | 17 | 75 | 1,926 | 649,791 | 36,134 | 8,661 | 393 | 148:29:35 | 
| Jag | 0.0 | 16 | 0 | 98 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5:56 | |||
| Kamikaze | 1.5 | 22 | 1 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 20:26 | |||
| Knife | 10.4 | 147 | 116 | 49,380 | 0 | 0 | 66 | 5:34:53 | |||
| L'Etranger | 1.4 | 12 | 27% | 9 | 38 | 14 | 3,715 | 355 | 97 | 46 | 4:54:35 | 
| Level 1 Sentry | 3.0 | 38 | 8 | 3,019 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 1:18:55 | |||
| Level 2 Sentry | 4.2 | 38 | 12 | 3,267 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 1:24:50 | |||
| Level 3 Sentry | 0.9 | 24 | 2 | 1,686 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1:09:10 | |||
| Loch-n-Load | 5.1 | 63 | 19% | 18 | 102 | 918 | 340,803 | 17,604 | 3,330 | 225 | 89:38:30 | 
| Loose Cannon | 0.0 | 2 | 50 | 0 | 50 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 22:22 | ||
| Mantreads | 1.7 | 5 | 1 | 97 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 17:10 | |||
| Market Gardener | 2.2 | 17 | 31 | 7,280 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 6:54:59 | |||
| Minigun | 42.6 | 401 | 35 | 9,900 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 24:40 | |||
| Mini-Sentry | 1.7 | 45 | 3 | 2,461 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 54:01 | |||
| Necro Smasher | 1.1 | 4 | 1 | 130 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 26:29 | |||
| Nessie's Nine Iron | 2.1 | 37 | 1 | 543 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14:27 | |||
| Nostromo Napalmer | 94.7 | 432 | 1 | 137 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:19 | |||
| Original | 12.3 | 156 | 58% | 34 | 69 | 402 | 152,637 | 3,701 | 2,159 | 58 | 16:16:34 | 
| Overdose | 0.0 | 7 | 9% | 0 | 7 | 0 | 15 | 22 | 2 | 1 | 1:56 | 
| Pain Train | 0.5 | 5 | 1 | 325 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1:01:41 | |||
| Panic Attack Shotgun | 3.1 | 22 | 63% | 13 | 21 | 15 | 3,260 | 236 | 149 | 18 | 2:22:54 | 
| Phlogistinator | 20.1 | 149 | 46 | 10,269 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 1:08:38 | |||
| Pistol | 1.5 | 9 | 21% | 2 | 15 | 25 | 4,815 | 1,504 | 313 | 40 | 8:28:48 | 
| Player | 1.4 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3:14:33 | |||
| Powerjack | 1.9 | 13 | 2 | 413 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 31:24 | |||
| Quickiebomb Launcher | 2.0 | 29 | 25% | 16 | 64 | 12 | 5,131 | 311 | 79 | 9 | 2:56:27 | 
| Revolver | 2.9 | 24 | 36% | 16 | 45 | 8 | 2,051 | 124 | 45 | 10 | 1:23:41 | 
| Rocket | 10.3 | 139 | 47% | 33 | 70 | 191 | 77,483 | 2,278 | 1,077 | 39 | 9:16:53 | 
| Rocket Reflect | 3.9 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1:08:51 | |||
| Scattergun | 19.0 | 190 | 58% | 17 | 33 | 329 | 99,035 | 5,079 | 2,963 | 48 | 8:38:57 | 
| Scorch Shot | 3.0 | 88 | 13 | 11,572 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 2:11:04 | |||
| Scottish Resistance | 1.6 | 12 | 11% | 7 | 65 | 19 | 4,572 | 622 | 70 | 16 | 6:07:43 | 
| Sharp Dresser | 0.0 | 8 | 0 | 40 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4:59 | |||
| Shotgun | 5.3 | 47 | 62% | 20 | 32 | 11 | 2,978 | 148 | 92 | 6 | 1:02:27 | 
| SMG | 5.3 | 24 | 26% | 2 | 10 | 4 | 558 | 198 | 52 | 4 | 22:26 | 
| Sniper Rifle | 17.0 | 214 | 39% | 51 | 155 | 27 | 10,237 | 168 | 66 | 20 | 47:44 | 
| Soda Popper | 1.6 | 19 | 2 | 738 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 37:27 | |||
| Solemn Vow | 0.8 | 6 | 2 | 455 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1:12:49 | |||
| Spinal Tap | 2.1 | 30 | 1 | 450 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14:36 | |||
| Splendid Screen | 0.3 | 6 | 7 | 4,701 | 0 | 0 | 38 | 11:42:34 | |||
| Spy-cicle | 7.0 | 91 | 22 | 8,646 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 1:34:18 | |||
| Stickybomb | 12.5 | 186 | 22% | 13 | 62 | 5,180 | 2,315,934 | 171,719 | 37,142 | 558 | 206:48:25 | 
| Syringe Gun | 0.0 | 0 | 0% | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 1 | 3:53 | |
| Three-Rune Blade | 1.9 | 10 | 12 | 2,007 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3:08:44 | |||
| Tide Turner | 0.3 | 3 | 2 | 718 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3:46:42 | |||
| Tomislav | 18.2 | 195 | 20 | 6,417 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 32:53 | |||
| Ubersaw | 1.7 | 17 | 8 | 2,458 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 2:22:03 | |||
| Ullapool Caber | 1.3 | 10 | 64 | 15,201 | 0 | 0 | 67 | 24:18:19 | |||
| Unknown | 0.0 | 6 | 0 | 207 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 33:19 | |||
| Wanga Prick | 10.6 | 157 | 52 | 23,232 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2:27:08 | |||
| Widowmaker | 4.8 | 32 | 50% | 14 | 28 | 8 | 1,639 | 116 | 58 | 4 | 50:10 | 
| Winger | 0.0 | 6 | 0 | 97 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14:14 | |||
| Wrangled Sentry | 1.5 | 35 | 2 | 1,397 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 39:08 | |||
| Wrap Assassin | 0.0 | 12 | 0 | 839 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1:07:26 | |||
| Weapon | K/30 | D/M | Acc | D/S | D/H | Kills | Damage | Shots | Hits | Logs | Time played |