Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
so are you guys aware of the no no you committed |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
or did you think i wouldn't notice |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
ur fat |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
we're 6s players |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
were clueless |
Blue |
Ink Filled Syringe
|
imagine playing 6s |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
not that we care either |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
In the UK, it is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day! |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers! |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
A flock of crows is known as a murder. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Facebook Addiction Disorder is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years. |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
lolols |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
29th May is officially Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day . |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
give me a few minutes. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Cherophobia is the fear of fun. |
Red |
Ayr
|
what no no |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water. |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
we need to delay for about 5 |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
calls our spy f*t |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
If you lift a kangaroo ' s tail off the ground it can ' t hop. |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
rude |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Hyphephilia are people who get aroused by touching fabrics. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females. |
Red |
TigersFan
|
lol |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
The person who invented the Frisbee was cremated and made into frisbees after he died! |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
it's been 5 minutes |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
there are no accidents -master oogway |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools. |
Red |
Ayr
|
how tf |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it. |
Blue |
2 Percent Milk
|
How are you typing so fast? |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
How can Heavy be justified as a woman? Because she always throws Sandviches for everyone. |
Blue |
2 Percent Milk
|
What are binds? |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him. |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
What is the difference between a Spy and a Medic? The team that is yelling at him. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
If Pinokio says My Noes Will Grow Now , it would cause a paradox. |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
You're keeping count of how many times you drink that Bonk? That's... Strange. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Bikinis were invented by a man. ( I thank that man for his contribution ) |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
What do you call Saxton Hale's falling from the sky? A Hale-storm. |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
Spellbound Thunder : im going to have an sezuire |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
Why does Engineer scream for no reason? He has Turrets Syndrome. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday. |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
What do you call a Heavy who eats too many Dalokoh's bars? HEAVY!!! |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
i have 130 wpm |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
Codeninjakingthe2nd : can we please kick packersfan7742 for being a asshole to furry's? the hate is not needed here please. |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
How long did it take for Engineer to erect his buildings? A sentry. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb! |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
Codeninjakingthe2nd left the game (Removed from match by system) |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
but these are binds |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
Why doesn't Scout take LSD? Because rainbows make him cry. |
Blue |
2 Percent Milk
|
What are binds? |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
An average person ' s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
zaneduff7 : people will make fun of my voic bc it sounds weird and british |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
What did Spy say to someone he just backstabbed? I've got your back. |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
In yight's famous words DONT YOU DARE!!!!! |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
Imagine having 130 wpm |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
In yight's famous words DONT YOU DARE!!!!! |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
Engineer asks Heavy for a pen while drawing up blueprints, and Heavy replies, Dis pen, sir? |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
In yight's famous words DONT YOU DARE!!!!! |
Red |
rageheavy
|
cool tele spot |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
The top six foods that make your fart are beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage and milk! |
Blue |
Ink Filled Syringe
|
*shits pants and dies |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
What did the Demo say just before he performed a prostate exam? 'Don't worry boyo, i'll be gentle!' |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
What's a major difference between Engineer and the other classes? When an Engineer dies, his Gunslinger. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
There is a species of spider called the Hobo Spider. |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
What is a F2P's favourite music group? Men Without Hats. |
Red |
TigersFan
|
DONT WATCH BOSS BABY AT 3AM WHILE EATING TURKEY (FOOT LETTUCE SUMMONED)(ALMOST DIED)(COPS CALLED)(NOT FAKE)!! |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
Codeninjakingthe2nd left the game (Removed from match by system) |
Red |
TigersFan
|
woah there b u c k o |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
GayBoyGang : fuck off disability person |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
' � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � Fencing ' is a term for the mating ritual between flatworms. It involves two flatworms attempti |
Red |
TigersFan
|
TigersFan has a 90% chance of taunting after he kills a bot! If he does ur big gay lel |
Red |
TigersFan
|
Kick the bo- wait |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
What did Scout say after Archimedes went inside him? Holy Mackerel! |
Red |
TigersFan
|
Confused? Don't know what to do? Read the rules at !jbrules or /jbrules |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
Thorn : You're denerate. |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
How did RED get to their push? They called an Uber. |
Red |
TigersFan
|
DONT WATCH BOSS BABY AT 3AM WHILE EATING TURKEY (FOOT LETTUCE SUMMONED)(ALMOST DIED)(COPS CALLED)(NOT FAKE)!! |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven. |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
Shrimblo : how do I spy good |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
gone. |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
Marcy : invisible |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
How did Heavy suddenly become mature? He GRU up. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
A baby spider is called a spiderling. |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
*DEAD* (TEAM) MART1N3Z : your all ass |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
You cannot snore and dream at the same time. |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
Splatz Squid : YOPU FUCKIMG KAASSES |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
Why did Demoknight decide not to sell his Claidheamh Mor? Because he was told he'd be charged more. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
The following can be read forward and backwards : Do geese see God? |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
(TEAM) yyonatan808 : PLEAS! NO MORE TAUNT ! MEIDC |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
Marcy : invisible |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
Why did Sniper bring Scout with him to the mall? Because the bloody cart ain't gonna move itself! |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
md0s : Grumpy : if you blow you're load, you're going to be fuckin' useless |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
A baby octopus is about the size of a flea when it is born. |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
A sheep, a duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot air balloon. |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
Muteki Tensai : I am shooiitng the burger |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
What has enough damage to kill Merasmus? A hypocrite. |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
hello |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
please communicate |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
What happened after Scout drank his Bonk? He took a Shortstop. |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
tell your spy to stop being emo |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
Why did the priest destroy the sentry gun? Because his name is Saint Tre Buster. |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
talking to head admin lol |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
admin about wehat |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
leave me alone uwu |
Red |
6ex | Juustin
|
??? |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
lmao |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
What do you call an Engineer that only builds on last? Engi-FAR. |
Red |
6ex | Juustin
|
CEVO|Lange : Noted |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
probably about me |
Red |
TigersFan
|
Are you going to ask the admin if I can use scorch shot? |
Blue |
2 Percent Milk
|
yes |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
yeah |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
he said no |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
no scorch shot |
Red |
TigersFan
|
aw |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
well |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
why are you talking to a head admin |
Red |
TigersFan
|
good thing im not using it |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
just play the game lol |
Red |
TigersFan
|
its been a good game |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
are we starting im boredddddddddddddddddddddddddd |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
soon tm |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
How did the Demoman arrive at work? He took the Pain-Train. |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
idk |
Red |
TigersFan
|
lol |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
ask your spy |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
Why did Heavy become stupid? The enemy had captured his intelligence. |
Red |
TigersFan
|
guys I want the canadiens to win and im a wings friend |
Red |
TigersFan
|
fan |
Red |
TigersFan
|
cant spell |
Blue |
2 Percent Milk
|
anybody here play tf2? |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
i do |
Red |
TigersFan
|
Whats that> |
Red |
6ex | joey
|
no |
Red |
TigersFan
|
what is tf2? |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
2 percent |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
All I want is a tf2 gf |
Red |
6ex | joey
|
I thought I was on apex |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
you're a nutty sniper |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
I HAVE TRYOUTS |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
COME ON |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
START IT |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
STOP CRYING |
Red |
TigersFan
|
I thought I was on cod mobile |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
it would be the best |
Red |
6ex | joey
|
whats the yield from your investigation |
Blue |
2 Percent Milk
|
your team is banned |
Red |
6ex | joey
|
SICK |
Red |
TigersFan
|
Nice |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
D: |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
lols |
Red |
6ex | Juustin
|
D: |
Red |
Ayr
|
oh no |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
8) |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
no way! |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
no way! |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
cod mobile |
Blue |
2 Percent Milk
|
!! |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
i play that |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
scrims on mobile |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
we waiting on you |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
:lament: |
Red |
TigersFan
|
les go |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
lets go |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
lmao |
Blue |
Ink Filled Syringe
|
*shits pants and dies |
Red |
TigersFan
|
gr |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
Hitler ' s mother considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby. |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
!extend |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
[0 |
Red |
6ex | joey
|
? |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
17 hours on sniper |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
there are no accidents -master oogway |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
gr |
Red |
6ex | joey
|
I def have more than 17 hours lmfao |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
[0 |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
there are no accidents -master oogway |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
there are no accidents -master oogway |
Red |
TigersFan
|
woah there b u c k o |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
gg |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
gg |
Blue |
SmashGuy
|
gg |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
gg |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
GG |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
shit i'm sorry, 18 hours on sniper |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
.ss |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
.ss |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
no logs >:( |
Blue |
2 Percent Milk
|
https://logs.tf/2949368#76561198118529039 |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
its there if you go on the logs website |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
oh |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
rageheavy |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
is that u |
Red |
rageheavy
|
no |
Red |
rageheavy
|
this is baratunda |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
who is ur spy lol |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
homie poison |
Red |
6ex | joey
|
ur mom xdddddddddddd |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
you mean fishman right? |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
no |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
homie poison |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
homme poisson is fishman in french tho |
Blue |
2 Percent Milk
|
rup |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
no |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
its homie poison |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
reage |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
pug? |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
ready up please |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
r u guys doing a map review |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
eating dinner |
Red |
Fedex hakunabi
|
all of us are eating dinner |
Red |
6ex | joey
|
doin ur mom xdddddddddddddddd |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
make this end as fast as possible |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
i hate playing scou |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
there are no accidents -master oogway |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
gh |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
that ball saved your ass |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
ayr get on red >:( |
Red |
Ayr
|
oops |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
8) |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
8( |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
ur med came back? |
Red |
TigersFan
|
lol |
Red |
TigersFan
|
not according to plan |
Red |
TigersFan
|
guys im a main player (jkjk) |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
i'm lmaoing |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
i'm chall |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
funy comp palyre |
Red |
TigersFan
|
hit me bby |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
*thwacks u* |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
r? |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
*bonk* |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
!r |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
rup or ff |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
!add |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
!reset |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
In yight's famous words DONT YOU DARE!!!!! |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
!add 7 |
Red |
6ex l Knul
|
!add 69 |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
!add 11 |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
!addcond 11 |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
whut r we waitin on |
Red |
6ex | joey
|
ur mom |
Red |
6ex | joey
|
xddddd |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
LOL i cratered wtf is wrong with me |
Red |
rageheavy
|
idk |
Red |
TigersFan
|
I missed the ab so badly lol |
Blue |
★ Benjy52 | YT
|
nice interp |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
lol |
Blue |
Ink Filled Syringe
|
gr |
Red |
TigersFan
|
fair and balanced |
Red |
6ex | Homme poisson
|
there are no accidents -master oogway |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
just like u |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
he knew |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
with braine |
Blue |
uFirst_
|
n1 |
Blue |
swallowtail
|
what the fuck |
Blue |
g(arfield)-fuel
|
GH |