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@rigamarock @respected_loner only a post has the power to make you laugh.. or cry.. or even smile. thats the official quote of |
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is my bind providing you with pleasure and entertainment Enemy Team |
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taking sips from a big fat thermos with the isis flag on it. thinking about inventing an app that tells me when lunch time is |
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next year itll be the 3 days of content or something. i cant handle 12 whole days on top of stress & |
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mr buzz feed here folks. just lost my job again, this time by trying to sniff a flower on a mans shirt and getting water squirt |
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if you want the real bargains during boys night out... gotta go with the Children's menu... every time |
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im crying because doctors banned the cure for low T again |
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i will soon be leaking a list of the people who sent me really concerned DMs when i posted that jacking off too much makes your |
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ive heard from a reliable source that people arre putting their lips on to my girl friends avatars and going 'muah muah muah.' |
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kurwa satan |
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huaw yeah you gotta try this shit... just boil the macaroni in the same pot as the spaghetti ... this is called the famous 'Do |
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its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town |
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once i get the brand surgry i expect dairy queen to come crawling back. to give me back my job of saying 'dariy queen rules' fo |
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if I could only get my Nasty mitts on some HARD-WARE , (RAM , Chips, ) my posts would improve tenfould, |
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what is the best kind of acid to spray my own dick with as a joke |
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authorities forced to destroy entire 35,000-ton chernobyl sarcophagus after misunderstood online entrepreneur gets his dick stu |
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looking for some open comment sections in marine corps training vids to post racist shit on |
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post 'I love the mcdonalds Five for Five plan' if you support Don. post 'Mcdonalds five for five is Bumpin' if you support Hill |
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i am indeed a friend to sports. let everyone who claims that i am not a friend to sports face the grin reaper |
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cghecking to see if i have the correct wattage on all of my Light bolbs.. now thats a pizza pie #thatsaPizzaPie |
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these guys tried to run a hospital in AFGHANISTAN?? hello?? i dont know if you noticed, but theres a war there? U gotta use you |
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phaw!! 2am!.. time to go hit the hay (jacks off and comes back ot the computer) |
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top 10 diapers annihilated by throwing axe Fuck sopa |
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i see how ti is. i provide the best content online to all my girl followers but when i ask to live with them for free they leav |
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im the boss of Mensa. every time i close my eyes i have visions of going berserk and spitting on a human face until it is unrec |
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LIAR: Free data plan. is absolutely not good. It's something I don't think we should wantME: Im not to touch this one with a 10 |
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numb just donated to serveme.tf - 6 months! 42 percent of our monthly server bills are now taken care of |
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me & |
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when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self |
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at the advice of my doctor, ive decided to piss, but only in small amounts out of respect for the #NoPiss challenge. i will lim |
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'Give me an App that will make me say, 'Wow'' 'Apps will help us in our lives' 'An App is always just a download away' some go |
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people are telling me that i have no right to post the thursday nite rant on a tuesday. SCREAMING it to me |
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IN OUR LIFETIMES... 'GOODBYE' TO MOUTH WASH |
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someone needs to tell 'TimOnline' that his username fucking sucks |
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id say my most defining quality is that i instinctively write tremendous amounts of think pieces whenever i see a naked person |
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(ass sticking out of pants spraying poison everywhere whlie i step towards the podium to apologize to the press) Ah Shit. I for |
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my rig tower is full of shit parts because i spent all my money on a mouse pad with a screaming human face ionside of it |
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We Live IN A Country Where Football Players Are Given Helmets For Free But I Have To Buy A Helmet At The Store Because Im A Reg |
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please pray for the safety and health of my beautiful child, supreme leader kim jong-un |
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seems like to me that in this foul economy the only thing 'On the Up and Up' is the damn gas prices, thath we all gotta break t |
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me and the boys pooled together our total life savings of $1789.34 in a last ditch effort to rescue the failing quiznos brand f |
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seems to me. like, well, these days, people are more interested in Instagram , than telegrams, which are better because theyre |
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it was always my idea to fill all the fire engnies with shit and piss to save water. the mayor stole it and planted a bomb in m |
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==ultimate mom pics== |
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[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[please let Miley join the USMC]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[She will do good]]]]] |
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im the reddit guy hwo ranted about an existential crisis i had after realizing all of jeff foxworthys 'you might be a redneck' |
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custom long john silvers gift certificate that says 'Partyboy' on it plealse |
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the ass ratings are in.. my ass needs to be given the old ' HEAVE-HO ' on the fast track otu of here and thats the facts jack. |
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looking to spice up my marriage with pg13 comedies about camping |
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suigh... this weeks Bone Head award goes, once again, to my ex-wife, who just bought a stupid ass looking refrigerator |
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im startingmy own version of bill maher's 'new rules' called 'Good rules'. It's going to fucking suck |
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i shall not be attending boys night, as i have injured myself while attempting to butterfly an auntie annes pretzel stick . |
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its cringe |
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dead certainly., if my pit bulls could speak... they would say 'please, please increase my power' |
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getting fucked up new reports that both of the vp candidates were washed and scrubbed in the same big bathtub, minutes before t |
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maybe instead of a toaster they shoul call it a 'Toast cooker' #normalMansThoughts |
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indonesian pirates raid my yacht and find me on the floor fucking a styrofoam container |
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scarinho
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Joseph 'yak' Skull |
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now you see, what i like to do is consider my page to be a 'No Frown Zone', because of the consistently good quality of my mess |
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Retweets Against Adam Lanza |
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going to start asking 'What do you Think?' at the end of each post, to help stimulate discourse and reap the substantial benefi |
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gah. turned a corner too quickly and maimed my nuts |
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my loyal followers are calling me a 'Pussy' because a car kicked up a piece of rebar or something and popped me inthe fucking t |
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blesssed to have over 200 mannequins propped up around my house in vulgar positions, and the accompanying 'Love my manny`s' bum |
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as a 46 year old teen I would like to apologize to all old dudes on behalf of the teen generation, for decades of gangsterism a |
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(carrrying a huge polkadotted bindle, looking like a dumb ass , shoes completely untied) Mother.. Father... Im leaving home to |
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up until I was about 17 i believed that bugs were baby rats |
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Buy premium to support serveme.tf and get access to more servers |
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oh u think this is funny mother fucker?(Kills ape) YOu consider this comedy? (kills naother ape) and my Missing Plane jokes are |
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committing unforgivable crimes against nautre in my laboratory ,trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme anim |
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i cannot condone taking my previous tweet and using it to say that the 'ass wiping hack' is me. i regret putting myself in such |
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did we end sars yet. good job every one, if we did |
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i would not discount pua techniqes just b/c girls are wise to them now. for instance,w. a few modifications i can use them to r |
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'ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders' Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the |
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mindless drones: i will wipe my ass... i will wipe my ass...really brave and handsome guy: no!! i will NOT wipe my ass |
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please donate medicine to my boy son kim jong-un, who was assaulted by a fawn & |
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what are you doing |
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i enjoy a bit of 'Humour' every now and then, but people seriously need to sotp tying me to a chair and injecting me with unkno |
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easy frags? |
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@nataliejmooney im 0 inch tall and its fine. |
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i've decided to open my account back up after a brief cooldown session with lobsterfest_ralph. |
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im going to be one of thsoe guys who writes ebooks named like 'Brain God: Calculation Master' then spend all day screaming at p |
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im the guy who ruined Columbus Day by saying he had slaves, and im ruining Back to the Future Day too by saying the film is rif |
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ME: waiter...give me a shitty joeWAITER: (wow..this guy just ordered a sloppy joe in a bad ass way i never heard before. powerf |
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please contact your cybersenators and tell them to tear down the bad computers |
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you walked across the entire great wall?? well one time i pushed my dick into my body with my thumb, got scared about halfway i |
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YES, my dick is shaped like an extremely small snail's shellNO, you may NOT suck it, |
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KFC is making BIRDS and LUNCH10954 patrons$545060 a month |
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am I the most dark & |
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(band plays me on stage, wearing tux)The constitution grants me the right to eliminate those I deem disloyal to our nation(ligh |
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Removing the battery from my phone until the time line becomes less toxic. |
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if you have ever retweetted me without it equaling endorsing me , i will shatter your smart ass little turd stained laptop agai |
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#SendMeToDerpConBecause im Rat |
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@dwayne759384752 get more than 3 friends. you stooge |
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i know i will catch endless flak for this. but I am of the belief, that the tried and true Suit and Tie, is a Classic |
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i feel like getting shot would |
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obama needs to stop writing constitutions or whatever and help my failing business sell rat hair to imbeciles |
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catching a ton of flak for my 'how to fuck a Cadbury egg' web log series. sorry dim wits. your dick needs to be really small fo |
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im like a mean old Rattler rwho types on the keyboard by repeatedly striking it with my poisonous mouth and teeth, and youre.. |
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please show me pins i can wear that will make me look very handsome in churdh |
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funny that s.bucks suddenly wants to talk about race right after they throw me & |
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dominating thte buffet table with a pair of Sai |
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YOURE SHIT DONT TYPE |
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looking at my own dick in 3d |
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on March 14th 2011, user 'AIDS_Wanter' maliciously paraphrased my alt-luit witticism regarding birdseed which turns into birds, |
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FOOL: Beer is not the tdrink of summer. It can be enjoyed all year roundME: Beer is the drink of summer. |
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'For years many have wondered what the letters 'DC' in washington DC stand for. The answer is quite simple: Dollars & |
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meer... |
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the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & |
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trapped, fully nude, in restaurant bathroom. boss & |
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cleanning my assault rifles with wads of toilet paper |
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weve toiled to bring you the greatest specifically tailored user experience of all time. PLease uncheck the box that says 'Shut |
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my romantic girl friend sees the super blood moon reflected in my greased back hair and pledges then and there to bow to christ |
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@nataliejmooney thank you. this is the kindest thing a girl ever did for me. feeling blessed |
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I Am Not Afraid To Shut Off My $300 Asus Monitor From 'New Egg .com' Off If The Intelligence Of This Site Reaches To The Level |
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ok which one of the trolls told some company in Singapore that im interested in bulk purchases of cheap laminate flooring. i de |
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WORTH |
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underwhelm by social media..posted 6 pics of my clean mouth, fresh from dentist,but ppl are more interested in yapping at their |
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Flying to Dubai, UAE, to jack off in a hotel room. |
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as the authority on being tge guru of tech, i think that, 'searchs', are going to be an important part of web life, in the y |
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coming up with some new racism slogans... 'Racism: Never knew it could be this good' 'Racism: Gotta geddit' 'Racism: Now that's |
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front of my shirt: ' YES: MY PATIO IS HAND-WASHED 'back of my shirt: a convenient bullseye so people can shoot me if they want |
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Rats Are Life Facebook |
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@dwayne_login yes!!! holy shit! |
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UR SHIT |
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@nataliejmooney i piss into my hands and carry it until i can find a basin |
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(ccrying) its jst not good. nothing online is good. we will ne ver top 1999's 'monicka lewinsky craping' vid from back when jok |
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please wellcome Irony Cowbell to the world, my beautiful newborn daughter who will be named that forever |
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@nataliejmooney pathetic of you to back stab me for clicks. |
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(rreads a series of Enlightened posts and becomes smart)AH. Hm, this is good.(reads a troll post and becomes a dumb ass)Damn Fu |
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one, of, the , reasons, my, dick, is, not, good, is, because, there, are, stains, on, it, |
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what if 'DONALD TRUMP' was the ceo of NetFlix? I think itd go a little something like this...! (gestures racistly) What a world |
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- Incest Prank Goes Wrong- Why Thousands Of Geniuses Are Ditching Their Aquariums- Can Plants Make You Smarter?- Moms Can Get T |
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you give me dry ice & |
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finger nail check. everyone please post your fingernails right now for my inspection. i will block you if theyre filthy |
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this has gone too far. im closing my account until people stop accusing me of being mad. i will also spend most of my time off |
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the steve harvey fleshlight vid now officially has more views than the critically acclaimed masterwork 'Boyhood'. we can do bet |
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sorry couldnt hear ya over $ rustling about in my wallet. money i saved by subverting toothbrushes. sucking the toothpaste tube |
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'before we begin todays ball game, user @Dril would like a few words on Dairy Queen' the audience boos as i traipse the field i |
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GEN X'ER: Help im shitting on my pantsME: They have this invention called 'toilet' now. Maybe if you hang up the cell phone you |
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this guy was driving around with a decal of calvin pissing on nothing in particular. you missed the point entirely wwith this b |
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lol only good cause of scout |
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i got in the newspaper twice. once for my good posts, and once for screaming while still in the womb somehow |
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attn : man with 'Pedobear' car decal who cut me off at 70mph on i-295 -- nicely donme. Superb |
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click that fave button if i did good. |
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mad cus bad |
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i love doing the shitty pushups where my knees are touching the ground and counting them as real pushups |
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i think my goal in life is to start a football team named 'The Baseball Preferrers' and our gimmick is to get as many penalties |
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Sword's. The only blade known to man |
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bush was the president who likes oil. correct? so what i think is that its actually 'Castor oil', because he leaves a bad taste |
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i pay $5000 for a high end cpu just to get disrespected on my own god damn feed |
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getting airshot but u still play jump maps D: |
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worst rockets div1 |
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i can not catch a break folks. my 78 yr old son has been pissing into the boiler some how and making our home smell like a rept |
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scrolling through the timeline, not comprehending a single thing, but smiling and nodding slightly when i see the word 'Favs' o |
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The entire King Soopers store at 80th & |
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#NewFastFoods Fast bread |
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you think you're funny huh |
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checked my inbox for 2 seconds & |
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aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for |
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' []D [] []\/[] []D ' < |
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folks the only thing higher than Cheetch & |
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just spent the last 10 minutes fishing a pubic hair out of the toilet to avoid any nasty phone calls from the boys at the sewag |
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(insufferably) It's pronounced. 'Bloomin Onion.' The 'g' is silent. |
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the other son wipes his ass too much. goes thrugh absurd amounts of tissue & |
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i can only hope that when a kangaroo court of dipshits comes to haul me to prison that i have the grace and humility not to get |
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hm? U want me to stop posting about the latest deals at Boscovs? well i wish bugs would stop biting my dick..but ' PAL IT AINT |
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a booklet labeled 'Mra Shit' falls out of my pocket during my daily buffallo wild wings j/o, sealing my fate and costing me the |
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sometimes i love to be able to want to be the man who is able to want to need to have his wants and needs able to be fulfilled |
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just dont |
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HL PLAYER |
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Warped: ggs, other than satan |
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thank you all. your kind donations of $400000 will keep me alive for 1 more month, after being fired for looking at racist swor |
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Q: Dear @Dril, friend to all online. Do Good people die?A: Good people absolutely do not die, and you have bveen blocked for as |
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judge dredd kicks the doors of the wtc mosque wide open and says 'Well this looks like a big bunch of crap to me ' |
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unbelievable. another muffler man statue had its big plastic jeans stolen late in the night, whjile i was busy having an alibi |
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honey mustard likers... heres a one million dollar idea for you 'honey ketchup' |
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inspirational... 86 year old man circumcised by doctors in Zaire... 'It's never too late' 'Blessed.' |
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i msay be woefully ignorant, but at least im good at justifying my existence with trite remarks |
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kurwa |
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dr phil disciplines 2 year old toddler demon hog with cow boy boots live on crackle |
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theres no space in the title you shit mouthts. it's one word, it's always been one word, it will forever be 'Topgun.' i will no |
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'Spike TV should put on a slideshow of your most celebrated posts, accompanied by a tasteful, easy listening soundtrack.'well, |
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someone on here asked me my opinion of Worcestershire sauce... but i dont feel ready to share that at this time. |
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this weeks 'Mother Fucker' award goes to BabePigMovieMan for saying my dick looks 'Crumpled up like a napkin' |
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donald trump is the best man for the job... and for that he has earned my vote. however, i believe he needs to 'Check his pri |
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@dwayne274928572 bark up the wrong damn tree ass whiper |
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kapten filling
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meer
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:) Leila
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